Empire

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...

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BEEEP!

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Graha ha ha ha ha!

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BEEEEEEEP!

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HA! GRAHAHA!

Empire

He's gone buddy. Beep's not coming back...

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Don't worry, we'll get him back. He is the strongest warrior in world after all.

Empire

....What is he laughing at?

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BEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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Groooo! Grooooohahaha!

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...He's not right in the head, I think he's broken

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AHur. Ahur. Hur.

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Tee hee hee!

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Ok I think he's calming down

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Of course he's broken. We knew that when we got him.

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Tee hee hee hee!

Empire

That was weird...

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GRAAAAA HAHA HAAA HAAA!

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HEEHEEEHEEE! *gasp* HEEHEE!!! *wheeze*

Empire

goddammit Beep! Why did you have to start him up again?

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AGRUUUUU... Ahur. Gruuuuuuuu.....

Empire

Now that Beep is the strongest warrior ever, Beep needs to find a worthy foe.

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You're not the strongest warrior Beep.

Empire

And some treasure.

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You're not even all that strong at all really, you need to be careful, your limbs get chopped off too easily.

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And some beautiful human ladies. FEMALE human ladies. Yes. I would like to see one of these.

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Hey! I'm a beautiful human female lady!

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BEEEEEP!?!?!

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What's that supposed to mean?!?

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*swallows nervously*

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Answer me Beep!

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....I... I did not know this....

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ha haha ha!

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Shut it, you!

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Who....

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*beep*

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....w-who else is female?

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....I'm female

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ha haha ha!

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I am, you idiot!

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

Empire

Beep is so confused!

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BEEEEP!?!?!

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*Hrk!*

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Beep likes his new skeleton limb

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Agnu. Beep misses you.

Beep misses Agnu

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OOOOOOHHHHHH

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Beep likes his new skeleton parts

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Beep feels stronger, faster

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*sniff*

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THE MIGHTIEST WARRIOR BEEEEEEP!

Empire

Why does Beep like his skeleton parts, you ask?

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Beep's limbs are clearly too easy to chop off

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

Empire

Because they make him more like his best friend!

Empire

But that was the old, fleshy Beep

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HIS LEARNING CURVE WAS STEEEEEEP!

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I'm not asking

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

Empire

Now Cyber Beep fears neither man nor beast!

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

Empire

Beep and Agnu! Skeletons together!

Empire

This... this is what the pinnacle of power feels like

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HE NEVER NEEDS TO SLEEEEEP!

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RRRUUUGGGHH! RRRUUUGGGHH!

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CYBER BEEP!

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It's just a robot limb, it doesn't make you more powerful.

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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*sigh*

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HIS ENEMIES HAVE TO CREEEEEP

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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AROUND TO AVOID HIM

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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Dammit guys stay focused!

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CUS THEIR LIVES HE'LL SURELY REEEEEEEE

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Beep does not compute

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RRREEEEEE

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You're not a damned skeleton! Get back here!

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EEEEEE

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Error! Beep! Invalid command!

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EEEEEEEE

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RRRUUUGGGHH!

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EEEE

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*sigh* They're like a pair of children...

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EEEEEE

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EEAAAAAAAAP!

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EEEEEEEG!