Bar Fisherman

Bar Fisherman

Haven't been able to get a decent catch in these goddamn waters for months...

Bar Fisherman

Killed me FIVE cannibals today. Had me surrounded, drooling at the mouths, but BAM! Took 'em down in one swoop!

Bar Fisherman

Barkeep, I'm all dry, get me another rum, will you.

Bar Fisherman

Ahh, a hard day's work deserves a hard night's drink!

Bar Fisherman

Bad catch this week, need to switch up my game... These fish be gettin' shifty.

Bar Fisherman

*sigh* Another night without a wink of sleep...

Bar Fisherman

Me, I like to think that if I get a decent catch, I can use it to bribe the cannibals when they come for me...

Bar Fisherman

Pfft, cannibals! I'd like to see 'em try me, I tell ya! Boney weaklings is all they are!

Bar Fisherman

Cannibals ain't gonna stop me from getting my catch... My pa and my grandpa before him done just fine fishing out here before me...

Bar Fisherman

You ain't from here, eh?... Well unless you're here to talk fish, I ain't interested.

Bar Fisherman

Looking for a good catch, visitor? Forget it, these waters are all fished out. Try somewhere else.

Bar Fisherman

Bagged me a real beauty today... Had the curves of a goddess and the silkiest skin I ever did see...

Bar Fisherman

Might as well spend my last Cats on rum...

Bar Fisherman

How's a girl supposed to sleep with those cannibals lurking just over the hill...?

Bar Fisherman

Cannibals like fish, right?

Bar Fisherman

Eatin' your own kind ain't healthy, you gotta eat fish!

Bar Fisherman

Just gotta be smart is all, keep a safe distance and let them do.. er, whatever the hell it is they do there over that hill...

Bystander

That ain't nothing, I took out three last week with nothin' but my bare fists!

Bar Fisherman

See, a good fish builds good muscle, muscle of a fighter! Don't mess with no fisherman, I tell ya...

Bystander

*drool*

Bystander

Ain't no filthy tribal gonna get the better of ME!

Bystander

Easy... With a katana in one hand and a rum in the other.

Bystander

Of course! You'd have to be CRAZY not to like fish...

Bystander

I tell you they're spreadin' out.. It ain't what it used to be, just look at what happened over at the hidden forest...

Bar Fisherman

Come over my place later, I'll cook it up real nice. Would be selfish of me to keep this juicy fish all to myself now, eh?

Bystander

Easy *glug glug*

Bystander

Amen, brother, let's drink to that!

Bystander

Get complacent and guess where you end up? In the belly of stinkin' tribal is where!

Bystander

Yeah, because painted naked people that eat eachother are COMPLETELY sane...

Bar Fisherman

Ain't no tribal gonna get his paws on me! I'll take to the waters, just like pa always told me to do! Ever see a cannibal swim? No, because they're too bloated to float in water! FACT!

Bystander

Aye, careful, aunt margey lost an eye doing that. Ain't so pretty these day that's for sure.

Bystander

Ugh, I'm surrounded by idiots...

Bystander

Ah for cryin' out...

Bystander

Psh... Always got an answer for everything, dont'cha! Well the tribals ain't gonna chew down your garbage, I'll tell you that for nothing...

Bystander

Lay off the booze, will ya? You'd drink to an old boot if you had the excuse for it...

Bar Fisherman

Looking for a good catch, visitor? Forget it, these waters are all fished out. Try somewhere else.

Bar Fisherman

You ain't from here, eh... Well unless you're here to talk fish, I ain't interested.