Sadneil

Sadneil

Another human... Must be the millionth I've met. You all blend into one after a few hundred years. Then after a few thousand? I can read you like a book...

Sadneil

Another human... Must be the millionth I've met. Horned or not, you all blend into one after a few hundred years. Then after a few thousand? I can read you like a book...

Sadneil

Another organic one... Must be the trillionth person I've met. You all blend into one after a few hundred years, whether you're bug eyed, horned or original flavor. Then after a few thousand? I can read you like a book...

Sadneil

Another visitor... They all blend into one after a few hundred years. Then after a few thousand? Every being is as predictable to me as the other...

Sadneil

Know how dull that is? Dull enough to make you mope hopelessly in a dead end town while the rest of your kind prattle on about seized sprockets and rusted knees in an endless orgy of ailment resentment... *Sigh*

Sadneil

Isn't it dull? Dull enough to make you mope hopelessly in a dead end town while the rest of your kind prattle on about seized sprockets and rusted knees in an endless orgy of ailment resentment... *Sigh*

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Aren't you just a barrel of laughs.

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Sounds like you'd enjoy life more if you left this town...

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... I'll leave you to it then.

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It's dull, yes. But moping in this town won't make it any less dull.

Sadneil

Well, sorry for existing, human. You people never do last more than a few minutes in conversation with me. If I could shed a tear, believe you me, I would shed a bucket full...

Sadneil

Well, sorry for existing. You people never do last more than a few minutes in conversation with me. If I could shed a tear, believe you me, I would shed a bucket full...

Sadneil

I tried going back outside once. It smelled funny and there were far too many flies. Not to mention all the killing and... oh, that's right, the cannibalism. Awful place.

Sadneil

But alas, that is the ironic curse of the Skeleton. To cry silently on the inside. The most mournful of creatures, yet born without the means to shed a tear. Oh... I hate my life.

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Maybe you just need a new dream to live for.

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Oh, don't exaggerate, it's not that bad.

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Then don't help the innocents being cannibalized. Keep hiding here.

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Sadneil

I've had dreams. None ended well. Dreams are silly things, I wouldn't recommend them.

Sadneil

Easy for you to say. You're one of them, killing is in your blood. No doubt you'd eat your own offspring if it took your fancy. What a burden hunger must be.

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Guess you've turned native already. Life on the outside has turned you numb to the atrocities of the human race.

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You want me to go out there and put my neck on the line? How dangerous... I hate danger.

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How about working for me? I can show you excitement.

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...You really are hopeless, you know that?

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How about you leave with me, stretch your legs and roam free.

Sadneil

I hate excitement.

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Of course, berate the despondent Skeleton. You know I'm right, you can't handle the truth.

Sadneil

Roaming free is overrated. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Ah, go on.

Sadneil

I hate my life.

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I'll join you. But only because I'm weak and give in easily to peer pressure... *Sigh*

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I knew this was a bad idea. No one ever listens to me.

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Great. And now I'm going to die.

Sadneil

... I hate my life.

Winning is overrated. / Ugh. Hear that? Silence... I hate silence. / You deserved it.

Sadneil

... Can I go home now?

This hasn't been a great century for me if I'm honest. / More killing. Lovely. Perhaps this will be a record year for me.. / Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse.

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So that's it. I'm a murderer now. It's all down hill from here...

More blood on my hands. You know, I don't even like fighting... / Didn't we get ourselves in a state... Now look at this mess.

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Great. Dinged my chassis.

Human's regenerate. But dings and dents? They're for life, you know...

Sadneil

And I don't like your face.

And I hate your face.

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And here I thought life couldn't get any worse.

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At least spare me the indignity of looking like a walking trash can...

Not only must I feel crummy on the inside, but now I'm cursed to look it on the outside too...

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... I hate fighting.

Damn, I woke up. / I preferred being unconscious. / I woke up... But you won't.

Sadneil

Don't make me hurt you...

Let's not make this more painful for you than it has to be... / I don't want to hurt you... / If only it didn't have to come to this...

Sadneil

On second thought. I don't care.

Sadneil

Tell me if this hurts...

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I hate blood.

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Sewing up humans like old potato sacks...

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More wounds to plug up then, is it? Terribly designed, you humans...

Sadneil

'Stuffing' duty for me again, is it? Oh what a glamorous life I lead...

Sadneil

Oh that's no good at all, is it? The state you're in, you may as well be inside out...

Sadneil

Just don't scream.

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Or don't. Because I don't care.

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Terribly dull for a being of my intelligence, you know.

Sadneil

Spring leaks as easily as battered old boats.

Sadneil

Bite down and keep quiet then, let's stuff those entrails back in...

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That's not pretty at all, I'll be surprised if you make it through the night, you know.

Sadneil

I detest screamers.

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Here I go, being a hero...

Sadneil

Being alive is overrated...

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Looks like I'm dead this time...

Sadneil

I don't like heroes.

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Well. I don't like living anyway.