Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

I'm lookin' to band up and get out of town. You lookin' to team up?

I'm lookin' to band up and get out of town. You interested? / I'm lookin' to leave town. You lookin' to team up? / I need to skip town. You lookin' to team up? / Lookin' for allies, outlander? / Lookin' for someone to team up with, outlander?

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Back again? Changed your mind?

Did you change your mind? You lookin' to team up? / So, did you change your mind? / You're back... did you change you mind?

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Sure, I'm interested

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Maybe. But who are you first?

Maybe. But first, tell me who you are. / Maybe. First, I want to know who you are.

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Sorry, not interested

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Just gonna need 3000 Cats safety money first

Alright. All I ask for is 3000 Cats safety pay first / Good. Just gonna need 3000 Cats safety money first

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Just a nobody lookin' for like-minded people to team up with

Just a normal person that wants to get out of town and start over / Someone with itchy feet and a thirst for adventure... Let's just leave it at that, eh? / I think it's best you don't know too much, outlander... / The less you know, the better, outlander... / Nobody special. Just a penniless smuggler lookin' for like-minded travellers to team up with...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Take me with you and you'll find that out soon enough, won'tcha?

You wanna know who I am? Well, you'll just have to get to know me and find out, won'tcha? / You really don't wanna know too much about me, outlander. Trust me. / Sorry, outlander, I ain't one for storytellin'... So, are you lookin' to team up or not?

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Well geez at least buy me a drink first! I don't let just anybody inside my brains, ya know...

Why? Who's askin'? Got a lot of questions for a traveller, don'tcha? / ... I ain't into storytellin', outlander. You could at least buy me a drink first if you're gonna interrogate me. / Nosey one, ain'tcha? Well, it ain't wise to ask an outlaw too many questions, outlander.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

I'm a smuggler. Well, was a smuggler. Had a close call with a snitch and decided to pack it in for good. Travellin' out of town seemed a good place to start...

Not got much of a story outlander. Settled here in town, but it's been gettin' pretty chaotic lately. Think it's time to move on and find a new life. / Not much to tell. City's gettin' pretty chaotic these days so I decided to band up and find myself a new life

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

I was orphaned by Blood Bandits when I was 11. Been stuck in this town ever since that day. But now... it's time for me to go outside and grow a spine.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Well! Buy me another drink and I'll let you know EVERYTHING. I'll tell you about my pet Gutter called Grimes, my steamy affair with the barman's daughter, and this wierd-ass rash that's been giving me hell *starts pulling down pants*...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Oh brother, it's been one hell of a rough year. First off I nearly have my arm chewed off by a pack of wolves, then I have the craziest doctor try and sew a THIRD arm into the wound... a third arm! The nutbag!... then my brother goes missing in the outlands and THEN a gang of starving bandits raid the family farm. Burned it right to the ground...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

I'm a trader... Wife left me 3 months ago. Left me for the goddamn hat merchant across the road. Fed up of seein' their ugly faces everyday to be honest, I just wanna get out of here and do something badass, have an adventure and say 'screw you, wife! I'm livin' the high life now!'....

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

I'm... nothing. I don't have a job or any money... Yesterday I was so hungry, I ate a mouldy riceball off the floor, but goddamn when you're that hungry even a mouldy riceball tastes good!

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Safety pay? Why not join me for free?

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fine

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Forget it

Not interested / I've changed my mind

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I don't have that much money...

I don't have enough... / I don't have that kind of money...

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Call that a story?

Not much of a story... / Pretty lame story...

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Okay. I'll join you, how much?

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Hey, don't wriggle out of the question!

Way to wriggle out of answering... / So you won't tell me? What a copout!

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Forget it, I don't trust you

Forget it, you act too suspicious / Forget it, you're way too shifty

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Ok, nevermind then. So how much are you charging?

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I don't think this seems like a good idea, sorry

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Sorry, on second thoughts I'm not interested...

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Well, you're welcome to join me. How much are you charging?

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So how much are you charging?

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Sorry to hear that. So, how much are you charging?

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I like your spirit. You're welcome to come with me

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Sounds like you're on the verge of a mental breakdown...

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Whoa, whoa! Okay, I get it already, you're hired...

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I think I get the picture, thanks. How much are you charging?

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Eugh, okay stop!... I don't think this is going to work, sorry

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Well, that's a lot to take in... Sure you can join me.

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That's rough. You're welcome to join me, friend

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Forget it! You're a walking disaster!

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Umm... on second thoughts, forget it, sorry

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On second thought, I've changed my mind.

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That sucks, sorry. You're welcome to join me...

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Oh I'll help you move on, honey. You can join me (Give him a wink)

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Then suck it up and be the badass you were born to be!

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Er... okay then. So how much are you charging?

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... Good for you?... So what are you charging?

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... Maybe keep that to yourself next time.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Ya know... So you don't leave me high 'n dry in the desert somewhere. Gives me value to ensure my safety...

'Course. Don't want you leaving me stranded and butt-naked in the sands now, do I? Gimme some value so I know I'm not just disposable fresh slaver meat...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Alright...

This should be good / Then let's get crackin' / Then let's get goin' / Let's do this then / Then let's get started / Nice

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Well I ain't here to entertain you with stories, pal

I'm here to find allies, not tell stories, outlander / Well you can take it or leave it, pal. Are you interested in teamin' up or not? / I'd rather not talk about my past, outlander... / I don't like to talk about the past, outlander... / What good is a story, outlander? It's the here and now that's important, not the regrets and tragedies of years gone past. / I could tell you the truth, outlander, or I could make up a lie about myself. Use your intuition to judge people, don't rely on their own hollow words. / You should trust your instincts, outlander, not the tales of a stranger.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

3000 Cats, that's all I ask

All I ask for is 3000 Cats / Just gonna need 3000 Cats safety money first / 3000 Cats safety money. That's all I need / 3000 Cats. That's it.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

You're wastin' my time with all your flaky smalltalk, outlander. Are you interested or not?

I don't have time for your drippy smalltalk, outlander. Either you're interested or you're not. / Well I ain't here to entertain you, pal. You hiring or not? / I'm a merc, not a storyteller, pal. You interested or not?

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Well, I don't FEEL like I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

My luck will turn around! Just you wait!

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Erm... okay... Well, it'll cost you. 3000 Cats.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

O- okay! I'd normally charge 3000 Cats but... I'll join YOU for free!

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Right! So, am I hired? I charge 3000 Cats, that's it.

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

... Sorry...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Let's go

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Fine, how much are you charging?

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Nevermind, I'm not interested afterall

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Fine, but you better not let me down. How much?

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Okay!

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Actually, I've changed my mind...

Sword for hire Outlaw 700

Let's go