Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Some folks say I'm suicidal for coming here to the crater. Me, I say I'm a gambler. So far a whole lotta ladies and fellas have tried and failed against the bugmaster, a hell load in fact... So, simple probability says the bugmaster's luck is soon to run out. An' I like those odds.

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What do you know of the bugmaster?

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Why risk your life against the bugmaster?

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I'm betting you suck at gambling.

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And I say you're deluded. So long.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Main thing I know is that he's got a fat bounty on his head. Second thing I know is he's got a whole lot of loot stashed in his tower. Every night I dream of all that treasure he's got hidden away for himself... Pearls, ancient relics, mountains of coins you could swim in!... And every night I promise myself that my luck is gonna change, an' it'll be my turn to be the guy with all the Cats.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

I was born during the Red Rebellion, an orphan of war. Poverty is my life's curse. Escaping it is my dream. And the bug master's treasure is my one way ticket to that dream.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

If I didn't suck at gambling, I wouldn't be in this shit hole right now. But, hey, probability says my luck's about to change.

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That still doesn't explain to me what the bugmaster is...

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That sounds made up

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Is having your guts sucked out by bugs part of that dream too?

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Well, good luck with that...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

What he is, eh? Well, me, I heard he's a bug romancer. Yeah, the guy's obsessed with insects. Story goes that he was in an accident as a kid, left for dead, but he got revived and nursed back to life by bugs. Since that day he's had this mental connection with them, they revere him as their king. Crazy stuff you'd only believe if you'd seen the destruction he's capable of with your own eyes.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

It's not made up! It's my THEORY. How else is a guy gonna control bugs?

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

You just had to go piss on my parade didn't you, eh, outlander? We got a rule around here: No talk of gut sucking, it's hard enough pluckin' up the courage to take on the bug master. Some things are best pushed to the back of the mind...

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Bug king, eh? Well, his head is mine.

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I see. Thanks for the info.

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So you did make it up then.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

You'll have to beat me to it first, outlander, I'm gettin' that treasure!

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Well, technically yeah, if you put it like that...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Here for the bugmaster's head too, are we? Guess you're either a person with nothing to lose or a person with everything to gain...

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What about you?

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What do you know of the bugmaster?

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Neither. I'm here for sport...

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No time for talking, sorry.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

I'm running away from one familiar enemy only to make another one from the unknown. But at least the unfamiliar enemy seems a whole lot less frightening, you can't fear what you don't know after all... right?

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

I've only heard stories, but not a one of 'em is pretty. Best not to think about the rumours, for your own sanity. There's only one thing I care about: The bugmaster is said to possess the ultimate treasure, the biggest pot of loot in all the land...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Sport? You're crazy! Do you know how many have died trying to take on the bugmaster? The guy's superhuman. He's got an army of BUGS. Some say he's the chosen one, chosen to cleanse the world of festering vermin... of humans...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Anyway, ever heard of the Blackshifters? I owe them a debt, and the bug master's treasure is my last hope right now. Because my other options, well.. they don't look so good right now...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

For my survival, I need that treasure.

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HIM the chosen one? You're looking at the chosen one right now.

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... Are you done nagging yet?

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So you choose to be bug food...? Smart.

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Well, good luck with that...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Ugh! Everyone's a goddamn chosen one! You know I think you're the fourth chosen one I've met this week. Hm, funny that...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Tch, crazy adventurers...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Well, good luck with your 'sport' anyway, outlander. Hopefully you'll distract the bugmaster long enough for me to survive in one piece...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Then I guess you haven't heard of the Blackshifters. Desperate times call for desperate measures, outlander...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Arrogant goddamn adventurers...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Nnnngh...

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Is there something wrong?

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...

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I'll leave you to... whatever it is you're doing.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Something wrong? How about EVERYTHING! Between you an' me, outlander, I'm starting to freak the hell out over here. I mean, what did I get myself into? Takin' the bugmaster's bounty seemed like a good idea after a few grogs but now I'm sobering up n' the grog eyes have gone away it's just lookin' like suicide...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

You heard how many people go into that crater, never to come back out?... Between you an' me, outlander, I'm starting to freak the hell out over here. I mean, what did I get myself into? Takin' the bugmaster's bounty seemed like a good idea after a few grogs but now I'm sobering up n' the grog eyes have gone away it's just lookin' like suicide.

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Heard much about the bugmaster?

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Grog or no grog, you're a coward. Stick by your decision.

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Then go home. Simple.

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I see. Good luck with that.

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

What haven't I heard more like! How about the one where he's a reincarnated bug god, reborn in this land to bring a new era of bugs, to take over the world. Oh that's gotta be my favourite one...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Well, you sure told me...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Well, I was hoping for a pep talk actually. Or a magic bug squasher plank... Guess there's no chance of that. Maybe I'll split when no-one's looking...

Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

You know what, let's just not talk anymore actually. I prefer deathly silence...

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Good luck with that.

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Bounty hunter camp for bugmaster

Oh god save us Lord Okran, we're all doomed...