Bodyguard

[Characters]

200
Money
0
Bounty
0
Wages

Skills

Variation ± 5

Attributes

Strength
30
Toughness
30
Dexterity
30
Perception
1

-Weapons-

Katanas
30
Sabres
30
Hackers
30
Heavy weapons
30
Blunt
30
Polearms
1

-Combat-

Melee Attack
30
Melee Defence
30
Dodge
1
Martial Arts
1

-Ranged-

Turrets
30
Crossbows
1
Precision
1

-Thievery-

Stealth
10
Lockpicking
1
Thievery
10
Assassination
1

-Athletics-

Athletics
30
Swimming
1

-Sciences-

Field medic
30
Engineering
10
Robotics
1
Science
10

-Trades-

Weapon smith
1
Armour smith
1
Crossbow smith
1
Labouring
10
Farming
10
Cooking
30

AI goals1

Clothing1

Stats1

Weapon quality1

Weapons2

Dialogue52

  1. Bodyguard

    I swear, boneheads are all damn suicidal maniacs

    Is it just me, or are all boneheads damn suicidal pychopaths? / Why are all boneheads such stubborn pyschos? / Crazy damn bonehead

  2. Bodyguard

    Say hi to your precious Kral for me

    Glorious enough death for you, huh bonehead? / Glorious enough battle for you, huh bonehead?

  3. Bodyguard

    Tell your Kral I said Fuck You

    Not so tough now, are ya bonehead? / I thought you bonehead Kral lickers were supposed to be tough? / Your precious Kral can bite me / And I'd kick your Kral's ass too! / You boneheads are nothin' but a bunch of runts / Just a bonehead runt is what you are, ha haha

  4. Bodyguard

    Now stay down... stubborn goddamn boneheads

    Persistent goddamn boneheads... / Bullheaded goddamn boneheads... / Boneheaded goddamn maniacs... / goddamn boneheads don't know when to quit... / Tenacious, I'll give you that

  1. Bodyguard

    Murderous goddamn rat

    I hate goddamn bandits / Savage goddamn bandits

  2. Bodyguard

    Bandit idiots

    goddamn bandits

  3. Bodyguard

    I ain't letting a dogshit like you outdo me, bandit

    Ain't no way I'm letting some idiot bandit outdo me / I ain't dying at the hands of a crappy bandit

  4. Bodyguard

    goddamn bandits

    Bandit rats / idiots...

  5. Bodyguard

    I hate goddamn bandits

    crappy bandits... I hate them all... / crappy bandits... goddamn 'em all / Pummeling bandits is actually kind of therapeutic / A bit of bandit stabbin' really hits the spot

  1. Bodyguard

    So much for the cavalry

    Call yourself a soldier? / I was expecting more from a soldier... / Another day, another idiot with a sword

  2. Bodyguard

    Too much armour'll slow you down

    Too much armour slowin' you down, tin can / Leave the stupid armour at home next time, tin can / That's what you get when you wear tin can armour

  3. Bodyguard

    Too much armour slowin' you down, tin can

    Too much armour'll slow you down / That's what you get when you wear tin can armour / Leave the stupid armour at home next time, tin can

  1. Bodyguard

    ha haha! Come on! I'll take you all on MYSELF!

    ha haha ha, come at me, I'll kill you ALL! / Who's next? I'll kill every goddamn one of you myself / Who's next? I'll kill every goddamn one of you

  2. Bodyguard

    Like a goddamn pack of dogs

    Like a goddamn pack of animals

  3. Bodyguard

    Like a pack of goddamn dogs...

    Like a pack of goddamn animals... / How many of you ARE there?! / When is this gonna end already? / They just keep on comin'... / It's never ending... / When will this end...? / tch... They just keep on comin'

  4. Bodyguard

    So, who wants to party with me next?

    One down... / So, who's up next? / Next up? / That's one down...

  5. Bodyguard

    If Tinfist taught us anything, it was to fight against all odds...

    A fight fit for Arc himself...

  6. Bodyguard

    Taking on all these slavers, eh. Keep this up and I'll rival Tinfist himself...

    I'll fight til the end against scum like you, slaver... / AAAARGH!, die, slaver scum! / If Tinfist taught us anything, it was to fight against all odds... / To wipe out slaver scum is my purpose... Even if I die trying! / Forever remember, never forget. I'll take you down even if I die trying, slavers!

  7. Bodyguard

    I'll bring you all down myself

    I'll take you all on myself / Come at me

  1. Bodyguard

    Hey... I was... enjoying the party...

    Where... where'd the party... go? / I'm... back...

  2. Bodyguard

    Why... do I... do this to myself?

    Just... had to get... back up... didn't I...? / Life:.... it was... nice knowing you.... / I... can... do.. this,... .... right?

  3. Bodyguard

    Hey... Kr-... Kr-...

    Hey... / H... hey... / Wait... h-hey...

  4. Bodyguard

    Heh... heheh.. hehe

    This... is... fun / Good... show... heh.. heheheheh! / Good... show... heheheh.. / ha haha ha! You... have to... do better than that... to kill me! / ha haha ha! Back... from... the dead! / ha haha ha! You... can't kill me... I'm invincible...

  5. Bodyguard

    Grrrrgh...

    Rgggh... / Hnnngh... / Rrrk.... / Ngh....

  6. Bodyguard

    Nope... not.. yet...

    Why, oh why didn't I just stay down...? / I'm so dead... / Okay... next... round... / I got it... I got it this time... / Is that... all you got? / Come on then... let's go... again...

  7. Bodyguard

    ... Kral's a bastard

  8. Bodyguard

    *wheeze*

    *deathly coughing* / Nghh... / Rghh...

  1. Bodyguard

    This is dogshit!

    I didn't sign up for this crap! / Hell no! You gotta be kidding me! / Nope. Nope. Nope. / You people are fucked! You're nutjobs, I tell you! / What's wrong with you whackos!? What the hell's wrong with you?! / what the fuck... what the fuck!?... This place is fucked!

  2. Bodyguard

    Shit.

    Touch me and you fucking die! / Get those crappy mitts away from me! / Get those crappy paws away from me! / ... Kch! / ... this bites. / ,,, They're coming for me...

  3. Bodyguard

    ... I'm so glad I'm drunk right now...

    ... At least I don't have to deal with this sober... / ... I'm not drunk enough for this crap... / ... I have to deal with this sober?

  4. Bodyguard

    This is... not good.

    This is... bad. / Oh mercy. / Ngh! No!

  5. Bodyguard

    Hey, idiot. You gonna eat me? You gonna? Then fucking eat me, I dare you!

    Okay, cannibal lowlife trash, come eat me! Get it goddamn over with already! / ... heh... heh... idiots. Come on then, come eat me!

  6. Bodyguard

    Shit! Help! Help!!!!

    GODDAMN IT! HELP! / ... HELP! HELP! HELPPPPPP! / HELP! HELP ME!!!

  7. Bodyguard

    Shit.

  8. Bodyguard

    Okran be with me...

    Okran have mercy on my soul... / Okran protect me...

  9. Bodyguard

    Or are you too chicken?!

    I don't wanna live on this stinkin' shit pile of a planet anyway! / Release me from this shithole life! Heh... heheheheh! / Eaten by cannibals... I'll go out with a bang!

  10. Bodyguard

    ... Noooo! Go eat someone else!!! fuck off!

    ... Go eat someone else, bastard! Hey! No! NOOOOO!

  11. Bodyguard

    Leave me alone!

    Go away! / Don't come any closer! / Noooo!

  1. Bodyguard

    Ngh!

    Ngh... / Ngh! Go easy! / Not so rough! / Watch those fingers!

  2. Bodyguard

    Ngh!

    Ngh... Could be worse... / I've had worse injuries... / It's just a flesh wound / I'll live / Just a scratch, no big deal / I'll be okay, It's nothing / That stings... / That smarts...

  3. Bodyguard

    Feels good

    Tickles / Oh that tingles / Ooh, tingly

  4. Bodyguard

    Don't touch me, Skeleton!

    Stay the hell away from me, Skeleton!

  1. Bodyguard

    Close your eyes and embrace the pain

    Sit back and embrace the pain / This is gonna sting... enjoy it while it lasts / Oh this is gonna hurt

  2. Bodyguard

    Hold still

    Here / I can sort this / I'll do what I can / Let's take a look... / Let's see here...

  3. Bodyguard

    Here, I'll sort you out

    Here, I'll give you a once over / Let me take a look

  4. Bodyguard

    Here, I'll sort you out

    Here, I'll give you a once over / Let me take a look

  5. Bodyguard

    Hrm... I'll see what I can do...

    This doesn't look so good... / ... What a mess... / I don't like the look of this... / This looks bad...

  6. Bodyguard

    Mmh. Soft...

    Oho... / Ehehe...

  7. Bodyguard

    Mmh. Soft...

    Oho... / Eheh...

  8. Reply

    Hey! Watch your hands!

  1. Bodyguard

    I'm out of med supplies

    Need another aid kit / I've run out of meds / I need more meds / I'm out of meds / Run out of meds / That was my last aid kit / Need to restock on meds

  1. Bodyguard

    Bandits!

    Raiders!

  2. Bodyguard

    Hm?!

    Ah?! / !? / What?!

  3. Bodyguard

    Bandits?!

    Raiders?!

  4. Bodyguard

    Thieving dogs!

    Stinking dogs!

  5. Bodyguard

    I hate bandits!

    Bandit scumbag!

  6. Bodyguard

    This should be fun!

    Nothing beats a bit of bandit killing! / Killing bandits: My favourite past time, heheh / Ah, some entertainment! / A perfect start to the day, heheh / Ah, my order of bandits has arrived! / Ah, my order of bandits is here!

  7. Bodyguard

    Not in MY town!

    This is MY town! No dogs allowed / Get out of my town! / Dogs aren't welcome here!

  8. Bodyguard

    Get out of here!

    hit the fucking road! / Get the hell out of here!

  9. Bodyguard

    A little help over here?!

    A little help, someone?! / A little help?! / Could use a hand over here! / Could use some assistance over here! / Could use some help over here! / Give me a hand, someone?!

  1. Bodyguard

    ?!

    Agh! / Rgh! / Rrrgh! / Hnngh! / Argh! / Aah!

  2. Bodyguard

    You'll regret that

    You shouldn't have done that / You're a fool / You fool

  3. Bodyguard

    Attacking like a pack of goddamn dogs?

    Attacking like a pack of goddamn animals? / Attacking like a pack of goddamn beasts? / Swarming like a pack of goddamn animals? / Swarming like a pack of goddamn beasts?

  4. Bodyguard

    crazy woman!

    crazy goddamn women!

  5. Bodyguard

    Like a pack of animals!

    Like a pack of dogs! / Like a pack of goddamn dogs!

  6. Bodyguard

    You wanna fight, huh?

    You wanna brawl, eh? / You wanna scuffle, ah? / You wanna shuffle, huh?

  7. Bodyguard

    ha haha ha, that's how it is, eh?

    ha haha ha, so that's how it's gonna be, eh? / ha haha ha, so it's like that, eh?

  8. Bodyguard

    goddamn idiot...

  9. Bodyguard

    Hell, I'll take you all on myself

    hell, I'll take you all down by myself / Screw it, bring it on, all of you!

  10. Bodyguard

    crazy bonehead!

  11. Bodyguard

    what the fuck is this?!

    what the fuck is wrong with you?! / what the fuck! crazy goddamn nut job! / What are you, schizo?! / Why the hell you gotta be like that!? / What's WRONG with you!? / What's your damn problem! / Are you crazy?! / What the hell's wrong with you?

  12. Bodyguard

    hell.

    Goddamnit. / Damnit.

  13. Bodyguard

    You idiot!

    You can't defeat us, idiot! / Why would you pick a fight with us? You idiot... / You crazy idiot...

  14. Bodyguard

    Cowards

    Spineless dogs / Gutless dogs / Spineless sneaks

  15. Bodyguard

    goddamn chicken shits

    goddamn sissys / goddamn cowards

  16. Bodyguard

    Then let's party!

    Then let's go! ha haha ha! / ha haha ha, then let's go! / ha haha ha, come on then, humour me, idiot! / ha haha ha! Better give me a good fight!

  17. Bodyguard

    Then let's get this party going, chicken shits!

    Then let's get this party started, chicken shits!

  18. Bodyguard

    Back the hell off, all of you!

    what the fuck is wrong with you people?! / This bites

  19. Bodyguard

    ha haha ha!

  1. Bodyguard

    I need a drink...

  2. Bodyguard

    I... I...

    hell! / No... no... / Oh.. no, this can't be!

  3. Bodyguard

    Is it over?

    Are they gone? / Is it all over?

  4. Bodyguard

    Everyone okay?

    Did we make it? / Are we okay? / Is it clear? / Are we safe?

  5. Bodyguard

    Did I miss all the action?

    Did I miss all the fun? / Did I miss it all? / Is it over already? / I missed all the fun

  6. Bodyguard

    And breathe

    I'm still alive... / Alive to see another day... / Another day, another near-death experience

  7. Bodyguard

    I'm up

    Ready to go / I'm back / I'm ready / How long was I out?

  8. Bodyguard

    I dropped my moonshine!

    Where'd my moonshine go?! / I'm out of booze! / I'm out of liquor! / Who took my liquor?!

  9. Bodyguard

    Hot damn, it's over

    Whew, it's over

  1. Bodyguard

    It's over

    It's done / It's finished

  2. Bodyguard

    Bleeeeed for me!

    Yosh! / And stay down! / And that's how you fight

  3. Bodyguard

    ... Got blood on my rags...

    ... Made my rags dirty... / Gonna behave yourself now? / Not too shabby, 'ol girl / ... Good. I was starting to get bored. / Over already, huh? / we're done here

  4. Bodyguard

    dang...

    dang! / Sweet victory / The taste of victory

  5. Bodyguard

    'Bout time you finally rolled over...

    Someone get me a drink... / This deserves a drink / 'Bout time / Down you go / All this fightin's made me thirsty / Ahh...

  1. Bodyguard

    That should hold it together...

    That ought to hold you together... / That should do it / All better. / Take it easy now

  2. Bodyguard

    There.

    All done. / Finished. / Good as new... ish

  3. Bodyguard

    Feel better?

    That better? / Feeling better? / Okay, all set / Okay, all done / And... done

  1. Bodyguard

    I fight for me! No-one else!

    The cycle of life... / I WILL not be beaten down / I feel nothing for you / ... You won't be missed. / I regret nothing. / Without victory, there is no survival / Stilll in one piece? Check.

  2. Bodyguard

    Just stay down

    Phew... / Whew... / Still alive and kicking I guess... / The cycle of death... / Everybody dies / Everything ends eventually / Alive... / So much fighting...

  1. Bodyguard

    No! NO!

    ... NO! / No! Help! / Argggh! Noooo! / Ahhhhh! / Nooooo! / Arrrgh! / Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! / No no no no no no!

  2. Bodyguard

    No, not me!

    Aaah, I'm next! / Ahhh, am I next?! / Arrgh, why are they looking at me like that!

  3. Bodyguard

    I want to go back to the hive!

    I want to be back at the hive! / Take me back to the hive!

  4. Bodyguard

    I don't want to die!

    Nooooooo! / Why is this happening!? Why?!! / Why is this happening?!.. WHY?! / NOOOOO! / ARGGHHH! Please, NOOOO! / Please don't do this to me!!!

  5. Bodyguard

    This... this isn't real...

    This... this isn't happening... / How is this even happening!? / The hell is this?!

  1. Bodyguard

    Survival is a drag. Yet we still cling to it.

    Built and born to survive. It's what we do. / Still standing...

  2. Bodyguard

    Why do we keep on fighting?

    We keep struggling on... but why? / I'm... alive? / Is it over? / Peace... / Why do I still struggle on to survive? / I'm alive... but why? / I... made it...? / Is this death? I wouldn't know... / Guess I survived

  3. Bodyguard

    Still alive

    Never give up, I must survive. Why? Hell if I know / We live to survive... / And so the hunger to survive keeps on fueling me... / Peace... / Still standing... / I'm alive, that's all that matters... / I survived, that's all that matters... I think / Alive to see another day... now what?

  4. Bodyguard

    Okay, I'm ready to go

  1. Bodyguard

    Bit close, aren't you?

    Bandage 'im up... / Med kits, the gifts of life / Let's make this quick, I don't like people touching me... / Ngh... / I'll be okay... / Go ahead, work your magic / Could definitely use a bandage or four...

  2. Bodyguard

    No, don't touch me...

    No, don't touch that... / Wait, not so close! / Whoa wait, I need space... / H-hey! Don't touch that... / No, don't touch me! I'm fine... / I'm fine, I'm fine! Just leave me alone! / Wait! You don't know what you're doing... / Wait, don't...

  3. Bodyguard

    A broken hiver... is a bad.. hiver

    How did this happen... / Think you can fix it? / Could certainly use a bandage or two... / Can you heal me? / ... How's it look? / ... How bad is it? / ... Phew...

  4. Bodyguard

    Whoa, what are you doing...

    Hey, wait, don't do that... / Wait, don't... / Don't touch that... / Wait... / Hey... / Wait, don't touch that... / No, don't do that...

  5. Bodyguard

    I'm fine, no need to touch...

    ... / I don't need any help... / I don't like people touching me... / ... People touching... it makes me uncomfortable... / I guess... I'll leave you to it / Don't like folks getting too close... / Kinda close, aren't you? / Bit close, aren't you? / You really gotta get that close? / Why so close? I can't breath... / Well, this is awkward.

  1. Bodyguard

    And so we carry on, clinging to life with med kits...

    The med kits help us trudge on. But what for? / Appreciate it...

  2. Bodyguard

    ... it worked.

    ... it feels better. / ... you fixed it. / ... that actually feels better. / ... phew... / ... whew...

  3. Bodyguard

    And so I survive another day

    I live yet another day / That should do it, I'll live / I'll live, I'm sure

  1. Bodyguard

    That should do it

    That's the best I can do / That looks better / Ought to hold it / You should get some rest / Rest up a while / All good to go

  1. Bodyguard

    I'll see what I can do...

    Let's see here... / I can help... / Let me take a look at that

  2. Bodyguard

    Hang in there

    Let's take a look / Brace yourself

  1. Bodyguard

    I still have too many questions to die now

    I can't lose! / You won't beat me down / I have too many unanswered questions to die now! / I can't die yet / I won't die / Stay away from me / I will survive. I don't want to die... / I don't want to die. I want to survive... / I've come too far to let you kill me now

  2. Bodyguard

    Okay, who's next?

    One down... / I'm getting pissed off / I've been through too much shit to let YOU take me down / Come on! / I won't lose! I'll survive... / I'll survive, just like I've survived everything else / I came out of that 'place'. I can survive anything.

  3. Bodyguard

    I'll die before I lose my freedom again!

    No... I won't lose my freedom again... to anyone! / The hive took me.. and now you want to take me... Well it's not happening! / Heh, you slaver dogs remind me of someone I used to know! / I've grown too attached to my freedom to let you idiots take it again! / First the hive, now slavers.. everyone wants a goddamn piece of me! / I serve no-one! You'll never take me alive! / Bite me, slaver dogs. I'll never serve another master again.

  1. Bodyguard

    Ahh!

    Argh! / Aghh! / Gahh! / Gagh!

  2. Bodyguard

    Attack!

    Fight! / Dammit! / Rgh! / Agh!

  3. Bodyguard

    They come!

    Here they come! / Attack! / Dammit! / Ggh! / Rghh! / Damn!

  4. Bodyguard

    Damn!

    No! / Noo! / Help! / Why are you doing this!? / Why?!

  1. Bodyguard

    Get lost!

  2. Bodyguard

    Ass.

  3. Bodyguard

    Pffft!

  4. Bodyguard

    Sorry

  5. Bodyguard

    Don't push it

  1. Bodyguard

    You wanna try me again? You wanna?

    That the best you got? Come on, kill me already / Stab me where it counts next time / How about finishing me off next time? / You call that a knockdown? I'll show you a knockdown

  2. Bodyguard

    Can I join the party?

    Having all the fun without me?

  3. Bodyguard

    Last time you got lucky

    This time you won't be so lucky / Let's try this again / Not. Yet.

  4. Bodyguard

    The mighty Shek can't finish me off? That's embarrassing

    Here, let me send you off to your precious Kral... / I'll give you your glorious goddamn battle, bonehead

  5. Bodyguard

    oi bonehead I'm still alive, thought you were supposed to be a 'Shek Warrior'?

    oi bonehead I'm still alive, so much for being a 'Shek Warrior' eh? / oi bonehead, you didn't kill me properly. Get it right, eh? / oi bonehead, you didn't kill me properly. Don't embarrass yourself, eh?

  6. Bodyguard

    I AIN'T being beaten by BANDITS

    I AIN'T gonna get killed by BANDIT rats / Ain't no crappy bandit gonna beat me down / Ain't no crappy bandit gonna defeat me

  7. Bodyguard

    Up...

    what the fuck am I doing...

  8. Bodyguard

    Die, slaver scum!

    Forever remember, never forget.Time to die, slaver! / As long as I live, I'll wipe every slaver scum off this land! / For Lena! / This one's for Lena!

  9. Bodyguard

    ha haha ha

  10. Bodyguard

    I must be out of my goddamn mind

    I must be goddamn crazy

  1. Bodyguard

    Looks like I'm next... not good...

    ... I'm next... / They're coming for me. I'm next... / This isn't good... / They're coming for me... / I'm next. They're coming. / Looks like this is my end... / This is where I face my end. It's over.

  1. Bodyguard

    hell! No! Get the hell away from me!

    Oh hell, no! Stay the hell away from me! / I'm next!? Oh shit!... OH SHIT!!! / No! Leave me the hell alone! Don't come anywhere near me! / Whoa, shit! I don't wanna die! Go away!!!

  1. Bodyguard

    Oh that's gonna scar...

    goddamn, that's a mess! / Whoa, glad that ain't me! / Oh hell, that's bad!

  2. Bodyguard

    Ugh, that's ugly. Better you than me I guess...

    What a mess... / That's gotta hurt... / So much blood... I think I'm gonna throw up... / Is that bit supposed to be sticking out like that..? / Whew! Glad I'm not you right now, that looks BAD... / This ain't pretty...

  3. Bodyguard

    I mean, that's bad. Real bad.

    Now that's what I call a wound! Yeesh... / I mean, I reckon we're gonna have to amputate something here... / I'll be surprised if you survive the night with that wound...

  4. Reply

    Just shut up and heal.

  5. Reply

    What? Really?!

    What? Are you serious!?

  6. Bodyguard

    ha haha ha, cool it, I'm just kidding

  7. Bodyguard

    Nah, but you should see the look on your face, ha haha ha

  8. Reply

    ...

  1. Bodyguard

    I hate blood... 'Specially my own blood...

    goddamn that stings! / Urgh! / Gently, gently! / *gulp* / Hnnnngh! / I can't look, how bad is it?

  2. Bodyguard

    Go easy, eh!

    Go easy, will ya! / Not so hard, eh! / Just watch where you stick those fingers, eh?

  1. Bodyguard

    All done. You can just buy me a drink and we'll call it even

    You're welcome. / Ta-da! Done, you're welcome. / Yosh! All patched up and ready to go. / Ohhh yeah! Number one med in town! / Yosh! Better than new! / All healed up! Oh, I'm good...

  1. Bodyguard

    Feels good. Let's celebrate with a drink, eh?

    Alright! Let's go! / That'll do the trick / How about some sake to numb the pain? / Now, how about carrying me to a bed so I can sleep it off, eh? / Is it over already? Okay, I'm just gonna rest here a sec... / Could use a little sake to numb the pain, eh, doc? / Could really use a nap right now

  1. Bodyguard

    Yosh! Sweet victory! How about a celebration, eh?

    Down they go! This calls for a celebration, eh? Eh, eh? / Victory! I'll drink to that! Eh, eh? / Who's the boss, eh? Ha! / ha haha ha! Kiss my ass, loser!

  2. Bodyguard

    Yosh! And stay down!

    Sucks to be you guys! / HA HAHAHA! / Ooh, that had to hurt! ha haha ha! / Ain't so hard NOW are you, eh?

  3. Bodyguard

    I hate goddamn raptors...

    Damn you all to hell, goddamn raptors... / raptors... the bane of my goddamn life... / Goddammit I hate raptors... / Always with the goddamn raptors in this place! / *Sigh*... No more raptors today please... / Okran, why do you curse me with these ugly goddamn raptors! / Ugh, ugly goddamn raptors... / Phew... That's enough raptors for one day...

  1. Bodyguard

    Hell, my head... What happened..?

    Urgh, my head... what happened? / Urgh... how long was I out? / Oof... really did a number on me, eh / Ugh? Ah hell my head, musta been one hell of a party... / I'm okay, I'm okay... / Yosh! Just needed a nap, that's all / Feel like I've been trampled by leviathyns... / Ugh. I wanna go back to sleep. / Agh, stings! Who's wise idea was THAT? / Hngh... that's one hell of a hangover... / .... I wanna go back to sleep. / Urgh... rise and shine...

  1. Bodyguard

    Would you just die already?!

    Okay, okay, now I'm serious! / You got lucky last time! Now it's serious! / Hoy, bleeder! Over here! / Hoy, bleeder! Try that again! It'll take more than that to shut ME up! / You ain't shuttin' me up that easy, bleeder! / That's IT! Come at me, bleeder!

  1. Bodyguard

    Ah, crap!

    Hoy, don't mess with me! / Oh you wanna party? Then let's go! / Hoy, back off! / goddamnit, just my luck! / Go hassle someone else, will ya?! / goddamnit! This just ain't my lucky day...

  1. Bodyguard

    Whoa, whoa, whoa!

    Ahh! / The hell?! / Hoy, what are you doing?! / Hoy?!

  2. Bodyguard

    Don't get your rags in a twist!

    Ease up, will ya! / So it's a fight you want, eh?! / Not the face! / Back off! / What's your malfunction!?

  1. Bodyguard

    Let's move on

    Let's push on / Let's not get distracted / What a mess... / All clear / Coast is clear / Enemy down / Threat removed / Should be clear now

  2. Bodyguard

    Stay down if you know what's good for you...

    It's done... / What a mess... / Coast is clear... / Moving on...

  3. Bodyguard

    I need repair...

    That was too close... / This is going to take a lot of fixing... / ... Took a lot of damage... / Just about scraped through... / Might need some extra repair kits...

  4. Bodyguard

    Blind devotion will be a nation's sole destruction.

    Fear and prejudice breeds only destruction. When will you Okranites ever learn? / Okranite fanatics... Hatred only breeds hatred... / The Holy Nation can't be reasoned with. Fear controls their judgement. / So much destruction at the hands of the Holy Nation. Blind faith, in anything, is poison. / The tragedy of the Holy Nation. Fear and hatred are the world's most formidable enemies.

  1. Bodyguard

    The less you squirm, the quicker this will be...

    I can repair this, don't move... / If it's broken, it can be fixed... / Whatever's broken can always be fixed... / Don't move, I need to fix this... / Ready? Now, keep still... / Keep still, I need to fix this... / All that's broken can be fixed...

  1. Bodyguard

    Checking for damage...

    Checking condition... / How's my condition...? / Any damage...? / What's the damage... / How much damage did I take...? / Need to check for damage...

  2. Bodyguard

    It's safe now.

    All clear... / Time to go... / Looks clear... / Peace. It's over.

  3. Bodyguard

    Everything looks good.

    Still in one piece. / Everything's good to go. / All fit to continue. / All parts in check. / I'm okay. All good to go. / I'm okay, let's go. / Everything looks good. Let's move.

  4. Bodyguard

    ... Not good, I need repair...

    ... I need maintenance... / ... Okay, that's not good... / ... Pretty broken alright... / ... I'm going to need a lot of repair kits... / ... Really did a number on me... / ... That's going to take a lot of repair kits... / ... Yep. I'm pretty broken...

  1. Bodyguard

    I'm going to need to step up my game...

    This calls for a change of tactics... / We learn from defeat. This isn't over. / I can still fight... / It's not over yet. I can still fight. / There is no better teacher than defeat... this isn't over yet.

  2. Bodyguard

    Stubborn opponent...

    I'm back... / Back to it... / I'm not out yet. / Let's finish this. Once and for all.

  1. Bodyguard

    raptor!

  1. Bodyguard

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! My crops!

    aaah, crap! My crops! / aaah, get away from my crops! / aaah, my crops! / Whoa, my crops! My crops! / aaah, no! Not my crops!

  2. Bodyguard

    goddamn raptor bastards!

    goddamn you, raptor bastards! / goddamn raptor bastards! I hate you! I hate you all! / Damn you raptors! Damn youuuu! / Damn cursed animals! Damn you all! / Pesky goddamn bastards! Damn you! / goddamn raptor bastards! The bane of my life!

  1. Bodyguard

    Vermin.

    Pests. / Shoo, pest. / Shoo, animal. / Do not consume my nutrients! / My nutrients!

  1. Bodyguard

    we're under attack...

    ! / ...! / we're under assault...

  2. Bodyguard

    raptors...

    we're under attack...

  3. Bodyguard

    Bandits...

  1. Bodyguard

    No... No mercy.

    Attack me, you die. / we're under attack... / Provoke me and you die. / You push me, you die. / we're under assault... / I'll show you no mercy. / I'll deal with you...

  1. Bodyguard

    Pesky goddamn raptors!

    Bothersome goddamn raptors! / Dammit! raptors! / Thieving raptor! / dirty raptors! / my crops! my beautiful crops! / What have you done to my crops!!?

  2. Bodyguard

    Curse you, raptor! Get out of here!

    Cursed raptors! / raptor! / Get out of here! Shoo! / No! Get away from there, go on! Shoo! / Shoo! dirty animal! / The crops! Watch the crops! / Protect the crops! / It's destroying my crops! Cursed animal! / It'll destroy everything if I don't kill it! / Don't let it eat the crops! / Kill it, or it'll eat the farms bare!

  3. Bodyguard

    Hey! Scram!

    Shoo! Get out of here! / Hey! Shoo! / Scram, animal! / Go away! Shoo! / Get away from there! / Raptors! Dammit! / I hate goddamn raptors! / Damn you, raptors...

  4. Bodyguard

    goddamn raptors! I'll kill the lot of you!

    Urgh, ugly goddamn raptors... time for a bit of extermination! / Time to exterminate some raptors... / raptor squashing time! / Ahh for cryin' out loud!.. Goddamn raptors... / Raptor huntin' season begins! / Oh? A visit from my favourite critters, eh?

  5. Bodyguard

    I'll kill you! I'll kill every last one of you!

    Pests! I'll exterminate you all! goddamn thieving pests! / Kill 'em! Kill 'em all! / Pests! / Curse you all! / I'll make you into a goddamn stew, I swear! / I'll have your skin, raptor bastard! / I'll be eating raptor tonight! Come 'ere! / I'll kill you!

  1. Bodyguard

    We'll be feasting on raptor tonight!

    Who's up for eating raptor tonight? / raptors, a royal pain in my ass. / Swattin' raptors... it's all good sword practise... / And dinner is served, ha haha...

  2. Bodyguard

    Pain in the ass raptors need exterminating...

    Stinkin' raptors... / Ugly goddamn raptors... / I hate raptors... / goddamn raptors breed like vermin...

  1. Bodyguard

    Come for my bounty ah?

    Another bounty hunter with a suicide wish ah?

  2. Bodyguard

    hell! Bounty hunter dogshits!

    fucking bounty hunters! / Bite me, bounty idiot! / Kiss my ass, bounty idiot!

  3. Bodyguard

    raptors! A crap load of 'em too!

    raptors! A barrel load of 'em too! / raptors! So goddamn many of 'em! / raptors! Someone, give me a hand!

  4. Bodyguard

    Beast attack!

    Incoming raptor! / raptors!

  5. Bodyguard

    Cannibals!

    Cannibal attack! / Cannibal attack! Form up!

  6. Bodyguard

    What?! I'll deal with you!

    Want a fight, eh!? / Bring it on! / Looking for a fight, ah? / Come on then!

  7. Bodyguard

    We're under attack! Form up!

    Bring it on! / I am under attack!

  8. Bodyguard

    ha haha ha!

    ha haha ha! Hit me! / ha haha ha, this oughta be fun / ha haha ha! Come to put me out of my misery, have you? / Ah?!... ha haha ha, come on then, kill me already! / Come on! Kill me! ha haha ha! / ha haha ha! Come to put me down out of my torment?!

  9. Bodyguard

    ARG!

    what?

  10. Bodyguard

    Try me!

    Bring it on! / You'll never take me alive! / You'll have to kill me before you can cage me up! / Come at me! / Just try me!

  1. Bodyguard

    My feet! I need shoes!

    My feet are burning! / aaah! My feet! / My feet! The pain! / My feet! The pain is killing me! / Mercy me! My feet are burning up! / Damn! My feet, they're burning! / ARG, my feet!

  2. Bodyguard

    The ground burns the skin right off my soles!

    Pain! My feet are being burned! / Burning! I need boots! / This ground... it is cooking my feet as we speak... / Rrgh!... Bare feet aren't meant for these soils... / Kch!... My feet... the pain...

  3. Bodyguard

    oh shit, my feet! They're on fire!

    what the fuck is up with this place!? The ground's on fire! / aaah, that stings like bitch!... Are you fucking kiddin' me, nature? Acid soil!? / oh shit, my feet! They're burning! / oh shit, my feet! They're melting! / aaah! My feet! The ground's made of fucking acid! / *Heave* *Heave*... My feet! My feet! It burns!

  4. Bodyguard

    *Sniff* *Sniff*... oi, what's cookin'?

  5. Bodyguard

    Feels like they're about to melt right off!

    Feels like the ground is on fire! / Keep walking barefoot like this and I won't have any feet left to walk on! / I can't take this much longer... The ground is eating away my feet! / I can't go on like this, my feet are melting! / I need to get off this ground! It's melting my skin off!

  6. Bodyguard

    I CAN HEAR MY SKIN FIZZING! SKIN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO FIZZ!

    I CAN HEAR MY FEET SIZZLING! PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SIZZLE! / I need my skin! I like my skin! Get me off'a this acid hell-soil! / The ground's made of fucking acid! / fucking acid soil! At this rate I'll have no feet left! / Abort! I need shoes!

  7. Bodyguard

    This isn't good. I won't make it far on this ground...

    This acid... I don't know how much longer I can last like this... / Keep walking on this ground and I'll have no skin left... / This ground ain't made for bare feet... I need shoes... / I can't keep walking on this... I need my skin on my feet... / This acid is eating through my feet like it's a banquet... / Walking barefoot on acid... Great idea... / Who's wise idea was it to walk across acid soil barefooted...?

  8. Bodyguard

    I need to move off this ground, quickly.

    I need to find new ground, fast. / I should go no further, my skin won't last the journey.

  9. Bodyguard

    M... ME! My feet are being cooked! I need shoes! Get me some fucking shoes!

  1. Bodyguard

    Acid rain! Take shelter!

    The rain, it's acid! Find cover! / My skin, it's burning!... Acid rain! / Acid rain, find cover! / Acid rain! Not good...

  2. Bodyguard

    Ow! That burns!

    Ouch, that stings! / aaah, feels like daggers on my skin! / oh shit!... Acid rain!

  3. Bodyguard

    Burning rain...

    My skin... The rain is burning right through me... / The rain here burns like fire... / Kch. Burning... This is no normal rain... / Rrgh. Burning rain, it's eating through my skin... / This is no ordinary rain... It burns like fire.

  4. Bodyguard

    My skin! It's fucking fizzing! FIZZING!

    what the fuck rat shit is this?! My skin's burning holes! / ARG! Feels like daggers on my skin! / My skin, MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN! / aaah, burning!... Protect my face!

  5. Bodyguard

    Hnngh!

    Kch! / Argh! / Rrgh! / Agh! / Ragh! / Augh! / Burns! / Ahh! / Ow! / Ouch!

  6. Bodyguard

    I need to take cover.

    Take cover!

  7. Bodyguard

    I must take shelter.

    I need to take shelter, quickly.

  8. Bodyguard

    Acid rain! Take cover!

  1. Bodyguard

    HOT HOT HOT!

    I'm boiling alive! / ARG! That's HOT! / ARG! / ARG, it burns! / I'm fucking melting! / aaah, I'm melting alive! / aaah! Feels like I'm on fire! / Feels like I'm swimming in a fucking fire! / damn, that burns!

  2. Bodyguard

    Rrrrgh!

    Raargh! / Burning! / Hot!

  3. Bodyguard

    My skin! This water's eating right through me!

    ARG! It's like swimming in fire! / My skin! It burns all over! / ARG! This isn't just water, it's acid water! / ARG! Acid!... Feels like I'm on fire! / ARG, acid water! / This isn't water... it's acid!... The burning!

  4. Bodyguard

    Aaaah!

    Gahhhh! / It burns! / Hnngh! / Arghhh! / Aughhh! / Rrgh! / Raghhh! / That hurts! / Agony! / Pain! / ARGH! / GRAHH!

  5. Bodyguard

    Stay the hell out of the water!

    I gotta get out of here! / This stuff burns like a bitch! / This shit burns like a bastard! / If I don't get out fast, I'll be soup!

  6. Bodyguard

    It's like swimming in fire! Stay out of the water!

    This is no water, this is acid! / Liquid fire! Stay out of the water! / The water burns! Stay out!

  7. Bodyguard

    Stay in here much longer and I'm soup!

    Keep swimming in this and I'll have no skin left!

  1. Bodyguard

    oh shit, my leg!

    Oh god, my leg

  2. Bodyguard

    aaah my arm!

    Ouch, goddamn, my arm hurts

  3. Bodyguard

    tch, my head hurts

    Ow, my head

Recorded fields

Armour Grade
Cheap
Armour Upgrade Chance
5
Female Chance
50
NPC Class
Military
Slave
Not slave
Stats Randomise
5
Faction Importance
1
Zero and off values
Bounty Amount Fuzz
0
Bounty Chance
0
Combat Stats
0
Money Item Max
0
Money Item Min
0
Money Min
0
Ranged Stats
0
Stealth Stats
0
Strength
0
Unarmed Stats
0
Money Item Prob
0
Assigns Bounties
–
Dumb
–
Trader
–
Named
–
Shaved
–
Unique
–
Wears Uniform
–