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Need to hire a good medic? I've got plenty of experience.

Medic for hire! / Hungry medic looking for work! / hi outlander, need a medic by any chance? / Looking for a good medic, outlander? I've got plenty of experience in the field / Gotta stay healthy, outlander. Need a medic? I'm looking for work if you need me. / Important to look after your health, outlander. You happen to need a doctor on your team? / If you're looking for a medic, I've got the skills right here. Looking to team up, outlander?

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I can suture your wounds, splint your broken bones, give you a good going over... Need a doc?

Every squad should have a decent doctor on board! So... need a doc? I'm your girl. / Never neglect your health, outlander. Without it, you're as good as dead. So, on that note... need a doctor? / I can keep you real nice and healthy, outlander. Need a doc?

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Don't let those wounds fester, outlander. You look like you could use a medic on board. You hiring?

That's an ugly wound you got there, outlander. I could clean it right up for you, looking to hire? / You should get that leg looked at, outlander. I can help you out... need a medic? / You look like you could use a doctor, outlander... I'm available for hire if you need me / Yeesh, look at that leg! Don't ever ignore your health, outlander. Without it, you're dead meat... I'm looking for work if you need me, everybody should have a good doctor on board if they're travelling the outlands / goddamn, look at that leg... Looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Well... you certainly look like you could use a medic. And you're just in luck because I'm looking for work! / You should get that leg looked at, outlander. I happen to be a medic if you need one... / .... You look like you could use a doctor. Well, you're in luck... I'm available for hire.

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Don't let those wounds fester, outlander. You look like you could use a medic on board. You hiring?

That's an ugly wound you got there, outlander. I could clean it right up for you, looking to hire? / You should get that arm looked at, outlander. I can help you... need a medic? / You look like you could use a doctor, outlander... I'm available for hire if you need me / Yeesh, look at that arm! Don't ever ignore your health, outlander. Without it, you're dead meat... I'm looking for work if you need me, everybody should have a good doctor on board if they're travelling the outlands... / goddamn, look at that arm... Looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Well... you certainly look like you could use a medic. And you're just in luck because I'm looking for work! / You should get that arm looked at, outlander. I happen to be a medic if you need one... / .... You look like you could use a doctor. Well, you're in luck... I'm available for hire.

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Don't let those wounds fester, outlander. You look like you could use a medic on board. You hiring?

That's an ugly wound you got there, outlander. I could clean it right up for you, looking to hire? / You should get that head looked at, outlander. I can help you, need a medic? / You look like you could use a doctor, outlander... I'm available for hire if you need me / Yeesh, look at that head! Don't ever ignore your health, outlander. Without it, you're dead meat... I'm looking for work if you need me, everybody should have a good doctor on board if they're travelling the outlands / goddamn, look at that head! Don't ever neglect your health, outlander. Trust me, you do NOT want gangrene on your face, I've seen it before and it ain't pretty... Anyway, looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Looking to hire a medic? You look like you could use one... / Well... you certainly look like you could use a medic. And you're just in luck because I'm looking for work! / You should get that head looked at, outlander. I happen to be a medic if you need one... / .... You look like you could use a doctor. Well, you're in luck... I'm available for hire.

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Need a medic on your team? My death rate is only 35%, not bad eh?

I'm on a roll! Hardly killed any of my patients this year. Looking for a medic? / Looking for a medic? I've got a stellar death rate - 30%. Ain't gonna find better than that around here!

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A handful of sand in the wound, that's the way to fight infection! Looking to hire a doctor, outlander?

The secret to fighting infection?... rub sand in the wound. That's our little secret okay, outlander? Need to hire a doctor?

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Back already? You changed your mind?

Back so soon? / Ah, back already? Did you change your mind? / Back again? / Come back to hire me after all, outlander? / So, you came back? / Ah, it's you again. / You again. Changed your mind? / Good to see you again / I take it you changed your mind? / I guess you came back to hire me?

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I've had my share of experience as a medic in the field. Are you looking to hire, outlander?

Medicine and the workings of human biology has always been a fascination of mine. Are you looking to hire a doctor, outlander? / Human biology will never cease to fascinate me. I'm a skilled doctor if you're looking to hire, outlander. / I've lived through countless wars and catastrophes in my time, you'll find no better medic than a skeleton. Are you interested in hiring, outlander? / I've patched up century's worth of patients. If you need an experienced medic, I'm available for hire, outlander. / The living body has remarkable resilience, but it also needs care and maintenance, like most things. I'm a medic if you need maintenance, outlander.

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*Grumbling*... Unfit for medicine, how stupid can they be... Not a one of 'em has seen what goes on in the field.

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Can you fight too?

How about combat? Can you fight as well? / Can you handle yourself in a fight?

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It depends, How much?

Perhaps. How much are you charging? / Maybe. How much will it cost me? / What's your price?

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No thanks

I'll pass, thanks / Sorry, not interested / Not right now, thanks

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That doesn't sound like something to brag about...

You're really not selling yourself to me right now...

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Sounds good. How much are you charging?

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You sound more like a murderer than a medic, forget it

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I'll pass, thanks

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That sounds really wrong...

Please don't do that. That just sounds painful.

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If you're gonna rub SAND in my open wounds? Forget it!

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Sound advice, thanks. How much are you charging?

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How much was it again?

How much were you charging again? / Remind me, how much are you charging? / How much did you say again? / What was your price again?

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Nevermind, sorry

Nevermind, I'll be going now / Nevermind, I'm leaving now

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You're a medic? How much are you charging?

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And you have?

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I need a medic on my team, but I got to ask, why were you declared unfit for medicine?

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Yeah. Sure. Bye.

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Not really. But I'm good at science and stuff.

I'm not much of a fighter, I'm a medic. But I can heal you up real nice. / I'm a doctor dammit! Not a fighter. / I've seen what fighting does to people's bodies. So no, I'm not a fighter, I dislike violence. / I've never been much of a fighter... but if that's what you need me to do, I'll do it. / Do I look like a fighter, outlander? I'm more of a thinker than a fighter. / Not really. But I dabble in science and research. / I'm not much of a fighter. But I'm good at science if you need some research. / No... But I AM also a hobbyist scientist if you ever need research doing... / I've never been much of a fighter... but I'm kind of a science boffin if you ever need me to do some research for you / I'm a terrible fighter. But I dabble in science...

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6000 Cats.

6000 Cats and a roof over my head... / 6000 Cats and I'm yours / Keep me safe and you can have me for just 6000 Cats. / Keep me safe from bandits and I'm yours for 6000 Cats / 6000 Cats. How about it? / 6000 Cats. Deal? / 6000 Cats. You interested? / 6000 Cats. Interested?

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Well, I'll offer you a bargain. Only 6000 Cats and I'm yours, take it or leave it. But don't forget to feed me, I get grumpy when I'm hungry

Then I'll offer you a discount, outlander. Just 6000 Cats and I'm all yours!

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Believe. Believe, outlander.

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Ah, someone who can appreciate a good medic when they see one, eh? 6000 cats and I'll patch you and your guys up anytime.

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boy have you cleaned an amputated arm of sand, wedged it back in there, and sewed it back up? Have you seen a pile of entrails, looked the poor bastard in the eye and said, in complete honestly, "I've seen worse. You'll be fine." Hmm? I have.

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I...I tried to sew a third and fourth arm on a guy...you know, I almost had it down. Went septic at the end there...anyways, 6000 cats and I'll patch you and your guys up anytime.

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Sounds good! How much?

Great! How much? / Perfect! How much?

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What will it cost me?

And what are you charging?

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You're in, buddy.

Deal / You're hired / You're in / Sounds good / Done / Welcome to the team

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I don't have that much money...

Sorry, I don't have that much... / I don't have enough money... / Don't have enough Cats...

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Bargain? Isn't that the going price?

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... Okay. How much are you charging?

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... I mourn for your victims

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Done

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Nevermind, I'm not interested

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I can't pay that much.

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That's great and all but uh...nevermind.

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Done, just...no extra limbs please.

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(Leave without saying anything)

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Can you fight?

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Er.. yeah, maybe for one of those incompetent medics that kill all their patients! So, 6000 Cats, deal?

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I'm a lover not a fighter.