hirecook outlaw

hirecook outlaw

*Sigh* Everyone underrates the cook. But you know what, without a good cook you'll be shitting sideways for the rest of your days. Part of a swordsman's training, a scientists research... part of it all is good food! How can you improve without the fuel to nourish the mind and body?!

hirecook outlaw

You recruitin' there, stranger? Never been one for sweaty labouring, or bloody fighting either... I cook, it's what I do. You need me, you know where I am.

Hoy, ain't seen you around before... You recruitin'? Expert brewer extraodinaire if you need me! / You're lookin' at the best brewer in town, outlander! My grog brings all the fellas to the swamp... 'Til my distillery got smashed up by the bastard rummer gang. *Spits*... So anyway, you hiring? / Need yourself a cook, outlander? Been brewing and stewing since I was a little'un, won't find a better cook than me...

hirecook outlaw

You, how'd you like rum, outlander?

hirecook outlaw

Back to hire me? It's 6000 Cats.

Changed your mind? I charge 6000 Cats, you hiring? / Ah, so you changed your mind already, eh? 6000 Cats. / So, need a cook after all, eh? 6000 Cats was my price, how about it?

hirecook outlaw

So, there you go. Hire me.

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Sure, how much?

Maybe, how much? / Depends, what's your price?

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Not interested, sorry.

No thanks, I'm not interested. / Not right now, sorry.

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... It's okay I guess.

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I LOVE IT.

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I prefer water.

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I say deal.

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I say I can't afford it...

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No deal, sorry.

hirecook outlaw

6000 Cats. What d'ya say?

hirecook outlaw

Okay? C'mon, don't be coy with me, everybody loves rum... Used to brew my own rum back when we had the distillery. Beast rum I called it. One glass of that stuff and all hell breaks loose. One guy gouged his own eyeballs out with a fork after three glasses of it. It's great stuff.

hirecook outlaw

Well, ain't you in luck! Used to brew my own rum back when we had the distillery. Beast rum I called it. One glass of that stuff and all hell breaks loose. One guy gouged his own eyeballs out after three glasses of it. It's great stuff.

hirecook outlaw

Yeesh, bet you're a real barrel of laughs at a party... But whatever, I bet you my right ear that I could change your mind! Used to brew my own rum back when we had the distillery. Beast rum I called it. One glass of that stuff and all hell breaks loose. One guy gouged his own eyeballs out after three glasses of it. It's great stuff.

hirecook outlaw

But, all good things come to an end and I got busted by the guards. So, take this rare chance to hire yourself an expert brewer, outlander. I'll make sure you never have to face a bandit or gutter or a crazy priest sober ever again.

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Sure, how much?

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Not interested, sorry.