Hive Trader

Hive Trader

Human! Welcome Human!

Human!

Hive Trader

....Hive!

Gaah!

Hive Trader

Come Human, come and trade.

We must trade now Human / Let us trade now / You can buy many things here, Human / Let us trade in the tradition of humans / Good prices to benefit the Hive and the Humans / Let's do trading / So much trade I have for you / You will love my goods, nothing is stolen.

Hive Trader

LOST ONE! HIVELESS! GET OUT!

Hive Trader

I am the best trader for Humans.

I buy things from you too! / All original goods of the Hive! / Authentic items! Nothing stolen! / Human. / Humans come to me from all over the land / Don't believe the liars who call us thieves! They are the thieves! / All goods produced here in the Hive!

Hive Trader

Where are you going?

Come back to the shop, Human! / Human! Wait! / Don't go yet Human! / Human! Nooooo! / Human come back to the shop / Wait! Come back and buy.... / Why do you leave? / Don't leave the shop, Human... / Stop leaving.... / Come back to my shop, Human / Return to the shop!

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GET OUT!

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Why do you flee?!

Why do you flee my shop!? / Do not flee from the shop!! / Why do Humans always flee my shop? / No fleeing the shop! / Fleeing is against shop rules!

Hive Trader

I will catch you, Human!

You cannot flee the shop! I am too fast! / I will catch you, Human, and you shall buy something from the Hive! / The shop is for the benefit of the Hive! Don't flee! / I am fast at running to help you trade with the Hive! / Do not flee! Trade with the Hive! / Trade! / Traaaadddeeee!!!

Hive Trader

You win this round, Human, but you shall return!

You win this round, Human! / Well played, Human. / Well played, Human. Well played indeed. / There goes a fine trader. Very fast. / Such a hard bargainer. / Well done Human. I see you are experienced in trade.

Hive Trader

I am so happy you returned, Human.

I am glad you came back Human. / You are wise to return to my shop. It is for the Hive. / Phew! Lucky you returned to the shop or you would miss great trading. / Well done to return, Human. Now we can trade. / *pant* *pant* You drive a hard bargain, Human!

Hive Trader

Trade with me Human

Let us trade, Human / Haaah, you've come to trade with us, Human?

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You are lost! No trade for lost ones!!

Go away, Hiveless! / Get out! / Lost ones breed madness! / Madness!

Hive Trader

What will we buy today, Human? How about our Lantern of Radiance?

You've come far, Human! Is it for our Lantern of Radiance? / We have just the item for you, Human: The Lantern of Radiance! Get it while you can... / Special price for our Lantern of Radiance, Human...

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Show me your goods

Show me what you have

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Not today, sorry

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Lantern of Radiance?

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Spare me the upselling, let me see your goods.

Hive Trader

Why not?

Hive Trader

A unique artifact, only in the hive... It will protect you from mist monsters. All the hive traders carry the Lanterns of Radiance, Human. You'd be a fool to be without one, a fool!

Hive Trader

Why do you enter my shop but not trade?

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Everyone carries them? I thought you said they were unique?

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What does it do?

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Sure, let's take a look...

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Errrr...

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Look, I'm just not, okay? Leave me alone

Hive Trader

Haaaaaah. You got me, human! They are rare though, this is truth I tell you, hand carved by hive queen. You won't find one in any other town, all the sand nobles of the East will envy you for your collection of shiny hive lanterns. Buy it while you can...

Hive Trader

I already told you, human. It protects from the mist, purifies the air in the northern caverns. Our lanterns have saved many souls, this is truth...

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Why do you do this to the Hive?

Hive Trader

... It makes handsome bedside lamp too.

Hive Trader

Why do you hate the Hive?!

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fuck off!

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FINE! LET'S BLOODY TRADE THEN!

Hive Trader

Damn you Human!

Stupid Humans!

Hive Trader

How would you like it if I insult your precious Emperor?