Lord Mirage

Lord Mirage

Got some foreigners setting up shop in our desert, eh?

Lord Mirage

I see we got us some spikeys here, eh...

Lord Mirage

Building one o' yer mud huts on Empire sands, spikey?

Lord Mirage

Kral extremists settling on Empire sands?

Lord Mirage

spikeys want weedin' out of these lands...

Lord Mirage

Well, maybe YOU can talk some sense, sir...

Lord Mirage

Know what I hate more than spikeys?

Lord Mirage

Not in MY desert, spikey!

Lord Mirage

Not in MY desert, spikey!

Lord Mirage

Unless you want 'em eatin' up our farm land

Unless you want 'em overrunning all our farms for 'emselves / Unless you want 'em turnin' the city into a goddamn orgy / Unless you want 'em turnin' the streets into goddamn riots / Unless you want 'em stealing our jobs / Or do you WANT 'em stealing our jobs?!

Lord Mirage

We certainly ain't talkin' sense with a fucking spikey that's for sure...

Lord Mirage

Nothin'!

spikeys settin' up shit shanties on Empire sands.

Lord Mirage

*spit*

Lord Mirage

Ain't no loonies warring here in the Empire...

Ain't no brawlin' loonies takin' over our peaceful Empire...

Lord Mirage

Is that what you want for our Empire, brother? Huh, huh?

Lord Mirage

spikeys want weedin' out of these lands...

Lord Mirage

An' it's clean up time, spikeys!

Lord Mirage

dirty animals...

Lord Mirage

This is a CIVILISED desert...

Lord Mirage

Not me. Not in MY desert!

Lord Mirage

Weed 'em out! Ain't havin' no spikeys on MY land!

Bystander

stealing our goddamn jobs!

Lord Mirage

Clear 'em out!

Bystander

Unless you want 'em eatin' up our farm land

Unless you want 'em overrunning all our farms for 'emselves / Unless you want 'em turnin' the city into a goddamn orgy / Unless you want 'em turnin' the streets into goddamn riots / Unless you want 'em stealing our jobs / Or do you WANT 'em stealing our jobs?!

Lord Mirage

No SIR!

Lord Mirage

fucking spikeys!

Lord Mirage

Get 'em!

Lord Mirage

Is that what you want for our Empire, brother? Huh, huh?

Bystander

Kch. Native lover.

Lord Mirage

Bonehead convert no doubt! fucking loonies!

Lord Mirage

Then we wipe out the lot of 'em!

Lord Mirage

oi!

Lord Mirage

'Ere look at this 'un!

Look at this! A bloody foreigner, innit? / It's a fucking spikey! / It's a spikey! / What do we have here?

Lord Mirage

fucking spikeys! stealing our jobs!!

Lord Mirage

Get 'em!

Get the bastard!

Lord Mirage

Gonna git you!

Watch out spikey! / Better watch your back, spikey! / Gonna git you later spikey!

Bystander

fucking spikeys! stealing our jobs!!

Bystander

spikey!

Yeah! / Yeah, watch your back spikey! / Yeah watch it!

Bystander

fucking spikeys! stealing our jobs!!

Bystander

Yeah!

Lord Mirage

oi, spikey! !

Lord Mirage

Is that... Is that a spikey in OUR outlands?

Well would'ya look at that. We got us a spikey takin' a walk in OUR desert, eh? / Yet ANOTHER spikey in OUR United Cities, eh? / Ugh! Another spikey in our land... One o' these days they're gonna take over all together... / Tch. Another spikey to clog our great cities...

Lord Mirage

Did you see that? Did that spikey just give me the ol' stink eye?

what! Did you all see that? That spikey just gave me the stink eye! / Did you all see that? That spikey just scowled right at me! / Did you all see that? That spikey just glared right at me! / what! Did youl see the dirty look that spikey just gave me?!

Lord Mirage

Oh, aye. Another spikey paying the United Cities a 'lil visit, eh?

Oh, eh. Got us a spikey fresh outta the bone hovel, have we? / Well, what do we have here? More spikeys comin' to take over the United Cities, eh? / Who's this then? More spikeys comin' and stealing our jobs, eh?

Lord Mirage

No spikeys allowed... This is OUR land...

Lord Mirage

Where's your soul?

Lord Mirage

When did ya last get laid?

Lord Mirage

oi, spikey!

Lord Mirage

Go back to the mud hives where you belong, spikey!

Why don't you go back to the dirt hive where you crawled out from, spikey! / We're clean folk in the United Cities! Go back to your own filthy hive village and muddy that up instead, eh, spikey!

Lord Mirage

I don't like bug men... Know what I do when I don't like something?

I don't like peg legs... Know what I do when I don't like something? / I dislike twig men... You know what I do if there's something I don't like?

Lord Mirage

Comin' here stealing our jobs no doubt, eh...

Lord Mirage

Nice horns, spikey. Good for hangin' washin' on I guess, ha haha!

We don't want you here, spikey... stealing our goddamn jobs... / Well, horns ain't welcome 'round 'ere! Didn't anybody tell ya? / You ain't one of us, spikey. And horns are for goats... You a goat? Eh, goat man? / Feelin' HORNY, are we? ha haha ha, stupid spikey...

Lord Mirage

Go back to the junkyard! We don't want you here!

Go back to the junk heap! You ain't welcome here!

Lord Mirage

Oh yeah, that's right, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, ha haha!

Lord Mirage

Oh yeah, that's right, YOU GOT NO JUNK! Junk, get it? ha haha ha!

Lord Mirage

Where's your queen?

Where's your precious queen now, eh?

Lord Mirage

I make it disappear! Poof! But how are we gonna make YOU disappear, eh?

I make it disappear!... Question is, how are we gonna make YOU disappear, eh, spikey?

Bystander

Eh? Nah, he was just mindin-

Eh, he didn't even look over- / Nah, can't have, he wasn't even-

Lord Mirage

You gonna fight me, primitive? Thought that's what spikeys do?

You gonna defend your 'honour', or what? You spikeys ain't so tough! / Come on, you gonna brawl with me, spikey? That's all you spikeys are good for, ain't it?

Lord Mirage

fucking spikeys! stealing our jobs!

Bystander

Ohhh! Don't anger the big bad Shek! Don't hurt me big bad spikey!

Ohhh, wait! Don't make the big bad Shek mad! Oohoo don't hurt me scary Shek! / Whoooa, don't make the big bad Shek angry! You know what happens when they get angry!

Bystander

We don't need ruffians like you takin' over our cities, spikey...

We don't need savages like you takin' over our jobs...

Lord Mirage

goddamn freak!

Lord Mirage

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot, she's IMAGINARY! Ha!

Bystander

I'm sick o' these dirty tribals bringin' down our proud cities!

I'm getting tired o' seeing these twig men takin' over our proud Empire cities! / I'm sick o' these bug men stealing our jobs! This is OUR land! / I'm fed up o' these dirty tribals bringin' down our noble cities! / I'm getting tired o' seeing these insect people takin' over our proud Empire cities! / I'm getting tired o' seeing these bug freaks takin' over our noble Empire cities! / I'm sick o' these insect people stealing our jobs! This is OUR nation!

Bystander

Go back to your squat, spikey!

Go back to your mud hive, spikey! / Get out of our land, go back to your squat, spikey!

Lord Mirage

Shut up, Swiff!

Pipe down, Swiff! Wasn't askin' you! / Did I ask YOU, Swiff?... Shut up!

Bystander

Wooo, don't make the big bad spikey angry...

Ooohoo, don't make the big tough spikey mad...

Lord Mirage

That's what you spikey barbarians do, right? Invade and plunder. Beat and murder...

That's what you spikey 'warlords' do, right? Invade... pillage... plunder...

Lord Mirage

*spit*

Lord Mirage

Bleed the spikey!

Get 'im! Take the spikey down! / Show 'im the exit... But first, show 'im pain!

Bystander

ha haha ha! Good one, boss...

Lord Mirage

Too right, Swiff! Then we'll just have to take this spikey infestation into our own hands, eh?

Rightly said, Swiff! I say we take this VERMIN problem into our own hands! / Well said, Swiff! Now, how about we take pest control of these freaks into our own hands!?

Bystander

Ohh I can think of a couple ways. Ain't gonna feel too nice though, that's for sure, ha haha...

I can think of plenty o' ways, don't you worry. Ain't gonna be pretty though, ha haha...

Lord Mirage

You're not welcome 'round here!

You ain't welcome in this place! / We don't want you in the United Cities! You ain't welcome! / We got enough of you freaks taking over our cities already! Go home!

Bystander

ha haha. Ain't nothin' but a puffed up dirty spikey!

tch... Ain't nothin' but a stuck up dirty spikey.

Bystander

The big bad spikey's gonna get us!

Ohhh, the big bad Shek's gonna get us! / Ohhh, the big bad Shek's gonna beat us up! / Ohooo, the spikey's gonna beat us all up! / The big bad spikey's gonna spike us all!

Lord Mirage

Later... Later, you'll see...

Be seein' you later, spikey... / Ain't finished with you, spikey...

Lord Mirage

Ahh that was a low blow, eh? Hurts, eh?... Well, don't cry, spikey...

Bystander

ha haha ha! Good one, boss...

Lord Mirage

You can't run from us, spikey! Get over 'ere!

Yeah, just you try runnin', spikey! We'll get you and teach you to stay away from the UC! / Run all you want, spikey! But we'll show you not to intrude on UC territory! / Tryin' to run, eh? You won't get away from us, spikey! We've still got a lesson to teach you...

Bystander

dirty tribal! Get 'im!

Bystander

I saw it, boss! Them stick men be gettin' sassy these days...

I saw it, he gave you a real good eyeballin', that spikey bleeder! / I saw it, boss. Gave you a real ballsy staring down, can't let him get away with that...

Bystander

'Bout time someone put these spikey savages in their place for good!

Someone oughta show these spikey savages where they stand if you ask me!

Lord Mirage

Did he just look at us? Eeeek, think I'm gonna piss me pants!

Oh mah gerd! he just looked at us! Squeeee, I'm so scared! / Eeek, he just looked right at us! Think I nearly wet myself!

Bystander

Well how about we see how tough the spikey is when he's outnumbered, eh?

Lord Mirage

Wait, I almost forgot... YOU CAN'T CRY, ha haha ha!

Lord Mirage

Now, freak queens aside, do one, spikey! You ain't welcome here!

Bystander

ha haha, then allow me to start!

I'm already on it boss, ha haha ha!

Bystander

Not like it's got any feelin's anyway, it's just a brainless spikey drone...

Everyone knows bug men don't have feelings anyway. They're just brainless drones...

Lord Mirage

stealing our jobs... givin' me the stink eye... what next?!

stealing our jobs... then givin' me the eyeball... what next?!

Lord Mirage

Come on then, get your sword out, WARRIOR!

Come on then, 'raise your sword', WARRIOR! ha haha ha! / Come on then, get your sword out, WARRIOR! Fight me!

Bystander

Oh nooooo, lord save us from the mighty spikey!

Noooo, somebody save us from the big bad warrior Shek!

Lord Mirage

ha haha, sounds like fun to me!

Bystander

ha haha ha! Stop... stop I can't take no more, boss... *wheeze*

Bystander

Oh ain't nothing better than bashin' in spikey skulls!

Ain't nothing better than stabbin' freaks like you, spikey!

Bystander

Oh ain't nothing better than bashin' in spikey skulls!

Ain't nothing better than stabbin' freaks like you, spikey!

Lord Mirage

'Course. An' I want it out of my desert! Make it disappear, boys...

Bystander

Gettin' their spikey blood all over our threads, no doubt! ha haha!

Bleedin' their spikey pus all over our threads once we finish stabbin' 'em! ha haha!

Bystander

ha haha ha. Primitives.

ha haha ha. Primitive spikeys...

Bystander

Get him!

Lord Mirage

Anyway, freak woes aside, do one, spikey! You ain't welcome here!

Bystander

Bleed!... Or don't bleed.. Whatever the fuck it is you bug freaks do!

Bystander

You're gonna bleed!... Or not bleed..

Lord Mirage

Get 'im! Make 'im pay for his insult!

Lord Mirage

Ain't even worth a scrap.

*Spit* / Ain't even worth a scuffle.

Bystander

Whatever the fuck it is you bug freaks do!

Lord Mirage

AAAARGH!!

Lord Mirage

Charge!

Attack! / Fight!

Lord Mirage

Well, lookie who's back...

You again?! / Still alive, spikey?

Lord Mirage

You again...?

Oh hell, not you again... / Shh! Someone hide me! / Over there. Look...

Lord Mirage

oi! It's that spikey that broke my nose!

what the fuck are you doing back here, spikey? / YOU AGAIN?!

Lord Mirage

Didn't you learn your lesson after last time, spikey?

Lord Mirage

Seems the stick men are as dumb as they look!

Lord Mirage

*gulp*

... You never saw me. / Truce... truce, okay?

Lord Mirage

Last time you got lucky! Let's see if luck hits twice, eh?!

Had to come back for more, eh? BIG MISTAKE! / Back to gloat are we, spikey!?

Lord Mirage

*spit*

You disrepect me showing that spikey face o' yours... / I'm guessin' you've got a suicide wish... Or you're just plain dumb. / Or are ya just takin' the piss, huh? / Surprised you're even alive, stubborn spikey...

Lord Mirage

Didn't you learn to stay the fuck out of my town after the last time I kicked your green butt?

Lord Mirage

I'll get you, spikey, just you wait...

Lord Mirage

Revenge!

Lord Mirage

Shouldn't 've come back, spikey.

Lord Mirage

Shouldn't 've come back, spikey!

Bystander

They're dumb 'cause they ain't men... they're freaks.

Bystander

N' I see a freak who wants puttin' down!