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Welcome to the swamps! Land of the murder-rapist asshole, land of the giant ugly-ass goddamn spider! *drink smashes on the floor*

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This whole place stinks...

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Something bothering you?

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Er, nice to meet you too...

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Go home, lady, you're drunk.

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Okay, spit it out. What happened?

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Yeah, life stinks. Deal with it.

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Still here feeling sorry for yourself I see...

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I don't have time for this.

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This place stinks...

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I'm an ex-slave, ex-farmer before that actually. Can't forget m'roots now, can I?... Managed to escape the Empire with my good friend, a commendable feat if I do say so m'self *hiccup*. Shit, you ever seen one of those slave camps?

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Zzzzzz....

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The truest words I ever did hear...

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What, so I ain't allowed to drink away my sorrows now?

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...

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Anyway, Swamplands seemed like our only choice, y'know, being branded slaves n' all... But we got attacked by spiders just short of the city. Sucked Ned's goddamn guts right out of him... Made it all this way, just to be killed by a goddamn oversized bug...

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Sit down, why don't you? Have a drink with me, will ya?

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That's terrible. I'm sorry.

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Take a look around. Think you're the only one with a sob story?

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You escaped slavery. Think yourself lucky.

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Sure, why not...

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I think you've had enough to drink...

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Sorry, no can do, I have to go.

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.... *hiccup*

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You ain't one of 'em, are you? One of these swamper assholes...

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Probably. Don't mean I'm gonna stop though... You, you ain't one of 'em, are you? One of these swamper assholes...

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Aww... well, you know where to find me...

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Well, I-

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Well I-

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Whoa! Hey, you got real pretty eyes!... Anyone ever told you that?

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Whoa! Hey, you got real pretty eyes!... Anyone ever told you that?

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I don't have eyes. I'm a skeleton.

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Drinking in this place isn't good for you...

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Yeah, I know. Stare any longer and I'm gonna have to charge for it.

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Focus. I don't have time for drunken jibberish.

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I don't have the patience for drunken conversations. See you.

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Goddamn Narko's anus! You're right!... Well, wouldya lookit that, never noticed a Skeleton's eyeballs before...

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Then I'll leave with you. Sorted. Go back to your cave, nest... mhm... yeah wherever the hell you came from, we'll go there. Hey, I'm pretty good with a shovel I'll have you know. Just need to sober up with another sake, hang on...

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Hey, that's MY job! Haha, well you ain't gonna get a Cat outta me... still gotta pay my tab *hiccup*...

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Straight to the point, this one, eh? Not even tried to cop a feel yet either...

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Straight to the point, this one, eh? I like you, you're alright. You got room for one more in your caravan... squad... whatever? I can focus. Hey, I'm pretty good with with a shovel I'll have you know... Just need to sober up with another sake, hang on...

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Aww... Then see you around, bright eyes...

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I like you, Mr Skeleton, you're alright. How about I come with you, back to your cave, nest... lab?... yeah wherever the hell you came from, we'll go there. Hey, I'm pretty good with with a shovel I'll have you know... Just need to sober up with another sake, hang on...

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You can come. But no more drink for you.

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Sure. You could be entertaining to have around at least.

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Your special skills are drinking sake and... shovels. No thanks.

I'm not interested in shovel wielding drunks. Sorry.

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Whoa, not so fast. Sorry, I'm not interested.

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I like you, you're alright. How about I come with you, back to your cave, nest... mhm... yeah wherever the hell you came from, we'll go there. Hey, I'm pretty good with with a shovel I'll have you know... Just need to sober up with another sake, hang on...

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Hand on my heart, I won't touch another drop.

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Whew! So long swamp suckers!

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Aww...

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... Maybe we can avoid the spiders though, eh...

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... Said that a bit too soon... Awkward.

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You... You've gotta be kidding me... SPIDERS!

What the hell is that... spiders?! Argh, always with the goddamn SPIDERS! / ... Spiders! No, no no no no!

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Goddamn Narko's anus! No, that's it, I'm out. I ain't going near those... things!

Okran fucking... have they seen us?! Oh god, holy father of... shit! / They haven't seen us right? Oh my god... Oh my god... / I.. I goddamn HATE spiders! / Ugly goddamn gut sucking spiders! Just... no. No. I'm out. / Giant fucking gut sucking spiders!

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I... am... the spider killing queen! This is for Ned!

You ain't suckin' MY guts! No fucking sir! / I'm in hell. / Ngh.. I was having a dream... A dream I lived in a world free of GIANT GODDAMN SPIDERS! / There is a hell. And I live in it. And it's full of goddamn giant BUGS! / My mission.. is to rid this hell of goddamn insects! / I'll squash you, bug! I'll make a soup out of you! / I fucking hate bugs. / I hate spiders.

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Ouch... sure did a number on me, didn't you? Then let's make this even!

That smarts... / Damn, that hurts... / Won't make that mistake again... / Boo, I'm back! Let's do this. / Now it's MY turn to shine! / Oh, now it's on!

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Argh, lord, they're so gross...

Agh, lord, it's hideous... / ARRRGH! / I won't be killed by a stinkin' bug!

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This one's for Ned.

For Ned. / Rest in peace Ned.

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Hell, it's a place in this world. And it has giant fucking SPIDERS in it.

Why do I ever even go outside? Why did I ever leave my nice bar in the swamps... / I hate spiders. I hate them. / Insects, they bring back hideous memories. Unseeable memories...

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They tore me from my happy life, stripped me down and took my identity from me. No mercy for slavers.

Have a good mind to strip you down and give you your own taste of medicine... / Rot in the dirt, slaver scum... / Slavers bring back bad memories. Memories I'd prefer to drink away. / It's so easy to abide slavery. Until they choose you as their next victim. / I'll never forgive the slavers for what they did to me. / What they did to me and my family, I'll never forgive them for it.

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I ain't cut out for all this fighting. I miss the farm...

I miss the good ol' days. I'm a farmer, not a fighter.

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Eat dirt.

Clean yourself up. You're a mess. / You ain't gettin' back up from that one. / Let 'em rot in the dirt. / Let the gutters finish 'em off / Ugh, about time, thought it would never end... / Ugh. How about I take a nice break from fighting for a while, eh? / Play with me and you play with fire! / Phew.

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Miss m' pal, Doglet. Miss the smell of fresh wheat. Miss the sounds of the river...

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All good to go.

Not bad, fingers crossed it don't scar the moneymaker. / Can I get some sake for the pain? ... No? / Could use a little drinky for the pain... / Feels like I'm nothing more than a human punch bag these days... what did I get myself into? / I'll sleep it off. I'll be fine. / Could really use a nap right now. And a bath... And a sake. / Lord, I feel shattered... / Feeling like a breathing punch bag right now. / Don't think my bones can take another beating, you know... / Okay, no one touch me. Feeling pretty tender right now. / Ouch.. Why does the world torture me like this? / I've been demoted from farmer to human punchbag... / I miss the Dancing Skeleton. Nobody ever hurt me in the Dancing Skeleton...

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The Holy Lands? Where women are the spawn of Narko? Great, not like I can charm my way out of trouble here...