Stubs Momuso
[Characters]
Scorchlander, Unique
Identity2
Race
Personality
CrazySkills
Attributes
- Strength
- 10
- Toughness
- 1
- Dexterity
- 15
- Perception
- 10
-Weapons-
- Katanas
- 15
- Sabres
- 1
- Hackers
- 1
- Heavy weapons
- 1
- Blunt
- 1
- Polearms
- 1
-Combat-
- Melee Attack
- 10
- Melee Defence
- 10
- Dodge
- 1
- Martial Arts
- 1
-Ranged-
- Turrets
- 1
- Crossbows
- 1
- Precision
- 1
-Thievery-
- Stealth
- 10
- Lockpicking
- 1
- Thievery
- 10
- Assassination
- 1
-Athletics-
- Athletics
- 15
- Swimming
- 1
-Sciences-
- Field medic
- 0
- Engineering
- 0
- Robotics
- 1
- Science
- 0
-Trades-
- Weapon smith
- 1
- Armour smith
- 1
- Crossbow smith
- 1
- Labouring
- 0
- Farming
- 1
- Cooking
- 1
Where2
AI goals1
- Static guard- buildingWeight: 100
Clothing6
Inventory1
Stats1
Weapon quality1
- UnknownWeight: 0
Weapons9
WakizashiCount: 0
TopperCount: 0
Horse ChopperCount: 0
Katana
PlankCount: 0
Ringed SabreCount: 0
NodachiCount: 0
Guardless KatanaCount: 0
Ninja BladeCount: 0
Dialogue5
Stubs Momuso
what the fuck!?
oi!
Stubs Momuso
what the fuck?
Wha? / What?!
Stubs Momuso
bastard
bleeder
Stubs Momuso
bastards
bleeders
Stubs Momuso
What are you doing?!
Why?!
Stubs Momuso
What are you doing?!
Why?!
Stubs Momuso
You eyeballin' me?!
Stubs Momuso
You again?... What?
Stubs Momuso
I know that goopy face. Couldn't stay away, eh, fruitnut? Come back to hire Stubby Momuso?
My old pal, fruitnut! Couldn't stay away from ol' Stubs, eh? Back to hire me are ya?
Stubs Momuso
You! Back for round 2, eh? Last time you got lucky... I had an ear infestation, so my balance was all off... Just try me again, fruitnut!
Stubs Momuso
I know that goopy face. Come back for another ass kickin', eh? Eheheh!
Reply
Yeah I'm eyeballin' you! What of it?
Reply
No. YOU were eyeballin' ME...
Reply
I'm leaving, I'm leaving...
Reply
I want you to join me
Reply
On second though, forget it
Reply
Ear infestation? That sounds nasty.
Reply
I don't want to fight you. I want to hire you.
Reply
Oh yeah? Bring it on, shorty!
Stubs Momuso
Then let's take this outside, fruitnut! Don't go pussyin' out on me!
Stubs Momuso
I was? Sorry, I got bulgy eyeballs... Need a merc? I've got crazy sword skills, ya know
Stubs Momuso
Thought as much. But it'll cost ya, 5000 Cats.
Stubs Momuso
Infection! You know what I meant! So what, I ain't so good with words. What're ya gonna do about it, eh? You wanna take it outside?!
Stubs Momuso
Liked what you saw last time, eh? Sure, I'm up for hire. But it'll cost you 5000 Cats. Ain't nobody can handle this.
Stubs Momuso
You're goin' down!
Reply
Really?
Reply
Sure! How much?
Reply
Sorry, not interested
Reply
Alright, you're hired (5000 Cats)
Reply
Forget it
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I don't have 5000 Cats...
Reply
No. I want to hire you.
Reply
Alright, let's go, you and me!
Reply
Seriously, you need to calm down...
Reply
How about 3000 Cats?
Stubs Momuso
Well... about average... whatever, what is this an interromagation? What d'ya say? 5000 Cats...
Stubs Momuso
5000 Cats. What d'ya say?
Stubs Momuso
Then let's crack some skulls!
Stubs Momuso
Guess that's tough pickin's, ain't it
Stubs Momuso
... Yeah, I get major rage sometimes...
Stubs Momuso
3000 Cats? You tryin' to mug me off or somethin'?
Reply
Interromagation?
Stubs Momuso
Go!
Stubs Momuso
Come on, Stubs, breath... one... two...
Reply
Fine, fine, 5000 Cats... (5000 Cats)
Reply
3000 Cats, take it or leave it
Stubs Momuso
Yeah, intemogration! Quit wastin' my time, fruitnut! Am I hired or what?
Stubs Momuso
Don't mug me off, fruitnut! Come back again when you got money...
Stubs Momuso
oi! Intruder!
oi! Trespassin', eh?! / Intruder's get cut! / Breakin' in, eh?! / You picked the wrong house to break into! / Intruder! / oi, you're not meant to be here! / You must think I'm some kinda idiot!
Stubs Momuso
You won't escape me! You're dead!
You can't outrun me! / Come back 'ere! / Get back 'ere, bleeder! / Just try an' run! I'll get you!
Stubs Momuso
Well wouldya lookit that big sword!... Obviously makin' up for shortcomin's in the sack, eh?
Reply
...You lookin' for a fight, bleeder? Cuz if that's what you want, that's what you'll get!
Oh yeah? An' you call that skinny piece o' shit a sword? I'll show you what a real sword feels like! / Keep pushin' me, bleeder. See what happens.
Stubs Momuso
Got a big mouth for a little pecker, don'tcha?
Reply
Come 'ere!
Stubs Momuso
Say goodbye to all morals and say hello to the swamps!
Fancy lending a Cat or two, outlander? / One day I'll rule this swamp. Screw the Hounds. / Hasn't anybody in this god forsaken city ever heard of a bath? / Hoy, I need to lay off the hashish... / Nothin' worse than facing the day sober
Stubs Momuso
One day I'll make my riches...
Stubs Momuso
One of these days I'll make it rich...
Stubs Momuso
Euch!... The looks of a goddess but the breath of a dead dog...
Stubs Momuso
Well lah-dee-dah, a fat Cat merchant straight outta the desert, eh?
Lost your way outta the desert, fat Cats?
Stubs Momuso
Got us some high flyin' chump straight outta the desert, eh?
Kch, don't much like Empire fat Cats lordin' 'round my turf... / Seem to have lost your way outta the desert, fat Cats...
Stubs Momuso
Then I'll move to the United Cities and fill my belly 'til I sprout a second chin.
Stubs Momuso
And I'll buy m'self a hundred slave wenches in the United Cities!
Stubs Momuso
damn Guilders... want all the drug monies for 'emselves but they can't touch us!
damn Guilders... 'n all yer rules. Well you ain't rulin' my swamps!
Stubs Momuso
Better watch where ya step around 'ere, lord licker.
Stubs Momuso
ha haha ha, you can't touch us, lord licker!
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Squads: Squads
Recorded fields
- Armour Grade
- Cheap
- Armour Upgrade Chance
- 5
- Max Inventory Level
- 20
- NPC Class
- Adventurer
- Slave
- Not slave
- Unique
- ✓
Zero and off values
- Armour Level
- 0
- Bounty Amount Fuzz
- 0
- Bounty Chance
- 0
- Combat Stats
- 0
- Female Chance
- 0
- Min Inventory Level
- 0
- Money Item Max
- 0
- Money Item Min
- 0
- Money Min
- 0
- Ranged Stats
- 0
- Stats Randomise
- 0
- Stealth Stats
- 0
- Strength
- 0
- Unarmed Stats
- 0
- Faction Importance
- 0
- Money Item Prob
- 0
- Assigns Bounties
- –
- Diplomatic Status
- –
- Dumb
- –
- Law Enforcer
- –
- Military
- –
- Peaceful
- –
- Trader
- –
- Named
- –
- Shaved
- –
- Wears Uniform
- –