Stubs Momuso

[Characters]

Scorchlander, Unique

200
Money
0
Bounty
0
Wages

Identity2

Personality

Crazy

Skills

Attributes

Strength
10
Toughness
1
Dexterity
15
Perception
10

-Weapons-

Katanas
15
Sabres
1
Hackers
1
Heavy weapons
1
Blunt
1
Polearms
1

-Combat-

Melee Attack
10
Melee Defence
10
Dodge
1
Martial Arts
1

-Ranged-

Turrets
1
Crossbows
1
Precision
1

-Thievery-

Stealth
10
Lockpicking
1
Thievery
10
Assassination
1

-Athletics-

Athletics
15
Swimming
1

-Sciences-

Field medic
0
Engineering
0
Robotics
1
Science
0

-Trades-

Weapon smith
1
Armour smith
1
Crossbow smith
1
Labouring
0
Farming
1
Cooking
1

Where2

AI goals1

Clothing6

Inventory1

Stats1

Weapon quality1

Weapons9

Dialogue5

  1. Stubs Momuso

    what the fuck!?

    oi!

  2. Stubs Momuso

    what the fuck?

    Wha? / What?!

  3. Stubs Momuso

    bastard

    bleeder

  4. Stubs Momuso

    bastards

    bleeders

  5. Stubs Momuso

    What are you doing?!

    Why?!

  6. Stubs Momuso

    What are you doing?!

    Why?!

  1. Stubs Momuso

    You eyeballin' me?!

  2. Stubs Momuso

    You again?... What?

  3. Stubs Momuso

    I know that goopy face. Couldn't stay away, eh, fruitnut? Come back to hire Stubby Momuso?

    My old pal, fruitnut! Couldn't stay away from ol' Stubs, eh? Back to hire me are ya?

  4. Stubs Momuso

    You! Back for round 2, eh? Last time you got lucky... I had an ear infestation, so my balance was all off... Just try me again, fruitnut!

  5. Stubs Momuso

    I know that goopy face. Come back for another ass kickin', eh? Eheheh!

  6. Reply

    Yeah I'm eyeballin' you! What of it?

  7. Reply

    No. YOU were eyeballin' ME...

  8. Reply

    I'm leaving, I'm leaving...

  9. Reply

    I want you to join me

  10. Reply

    On second though, forget it

  11. Reply

    Ear infestation? That sounds nasty.

  12. Reply

    I don't want to fight you. I want to hire you.

  13. Reply

    Oh yeah? Bring it on, shorty!

  14. Stubs Momuso

    Then let's take this outside, fruitnut! Don't go pussyin' out on me!

  15. Stubs Momuso

    I was? Sorry, I got bulgy eyeballs... Need a merc? I've got crazy sword skills, ya know

  16. Stubs Momuso

    Thought as much. But it'll cost ya, 5000 Cats.

  17. Stubs Momuso

    Infection! You know what I meant! So what, I ain't so good with words. What're ya gonna do about it, eh? You wanna take it outside?!

  18. Stubs Momuso

    Liked what you saw last time, eh? Sure, I'm up for hire. But it'll cost you 5000 Cats. Ain't nobody can handle this.

  19. Stubs Momuso

    You're goin' down!

  20. Reply

    Really?

  21. Reply

    Sure! How much?

  22. Reply

    Sorry, not interested

  23. Reply

    Alright, you're hired (5000 Cats)

  24. Reply

    Forget it

  25. Reply

    I don't have 5000 Cats...

  26. Reply

    No. I want to hire you.

  27. Reply

    Alright, let's go, you and me!

  28. Reply

    Seriously, you need to calm down...

  29. Reply

    How about 3000 Cats?

  30. Stubs Momuso

    Well... about average... whatever, what is this an interromagation? What d'ya say? 5000 Cats...

  31. Stubs Momuso

    5000 Cats. What d'ya say?

  32. Stubs Momuso

    Then let's crack some skulls!

  33. Stubs Momuso

    Guess that's tough pickin's, ain't it

  34. Stubs Momuso

    ... Yeah, I get major rage sometimes...

  35. Stubs Momuso

    3000 Cats? You tryin' to mug me off or somethin'?

  36. Reply

    Interromagation?

  37. Stubs Momuso

    Go!

  38. Stubs Momuso

    Come on, Stubs, breath... one... two...

  39. Reply

    Fine, fine, 5000 Cats... (5000 Cats)

  40. Reply

    3000 Cats, take it or leave it

  41. Stubs Momuso

    Yeah, intemogration! Quit wastin' my time, fruitnut! Am I hired or what?

  42. Stubs Momuso

    Don't mug me off, fruitnut! Come back again when you got money...

  1. Stubs Momuso

    oi! Intruder!

    oi! Trespassin', eh?! / Intruder's get cut! / Breakin' in, eh?! / You picked the wrong house to break into! / Intruder! / oi, you're not meant to be here! / You must think I'm some kinda idiot!

  2. Stubs Momuso

    You won't escape me! You're dead!

    You can't outrun me! / Come back 'ere! / Get back 'ere, bleeder! / Just try an' run! I'll get you!

  1. Stubs Momuso

    Well wouldya lookit that big sword!... Obviously makin' up for shortcomin's in the sack, eh?

  2. Reply

    ...You lookin' for a fight, bleeder? Cuz if that's what you want, that's what you'll get!

    Oh yeah? An' you call that skinny piece o' shit a sword? I'll show you what a real sword feels like! / Keep pushin' me, bleeder. See what happens.

  3. Stubs Momuso

    Got a big mouth for a little pecker, don'tcha?

  4. Reply

    Come 'ere!

  1. Stubs Momuso

    Say goodbye to all morals and say hello to the swamps!

    Fancy lending a Cat or two, outlander? / One day I'll rule this swamp. Screw the Hounds. / Hasn't anybody in this god forsaken city ever heard of a bath? / Hoy, I need to lay off the hashish... / Nothin' worse than facing the day sober

  2. Stubs Momuso

    One day I'll make my riches...

  3. Stubs Momuso

    One of these days I'll make it rich...

  4. Stubs Momuso

    Euch!... The looks of a goddess but the breath of a dead dog...

  5. Stubs Momuso

    Well lah-dee-dah, a fat Cat merchant straight outta the desert, eh?

    Lost your way outta the desert, fat Cats?

  6. Stubs Momuso

    Got us some high flyin' chump straight outta the desert, eh?

    Kch, don't much like Empire fat Cats lordin' 'round my turf... / Seem to have lost your way outta the desert, fat Cats...

  7. Stubs Momuso

    Then I'll move to the United Cities and fill my belly 'til I sprout a second chin.

  8. Stubs Momuso

    And I'll buy m'self a hundred slave wenches in the United Cities!

  9. Stubs Momuso

    damn Guilders... want all the drug monies for 'emselves but they can't touch us!

    damn Guilders... 'n all yer rules. Well you ain't rulin' my swamps!

  10. Stubs Momuso

    Better watch where ya step around 'ere, lord licker.

  11. Stubs Momuso

    ha haha ha, you can't touch us, lord licker!

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Squads: Squads

Recorded fields

Armour Grade
Cheap
Armour Upgrade Chance
5
Max Inventory Level
20
NPC Class
Adventurer
Slave
Not slave
Unique
✓
Zero and off values
Armour Level
0
Bounty Amount Fuzz
0
Bounty Chance
0
Combat Stats
0
Female Chance
0
Min Inventory Level
0
Money Item Max
0
Money Item Min
0
Money Min
0
Ranged Stats
0
Stats Randomise
0
Stealth Stats
0
Strength
0
Unarmed Stats
0
Faction Importance
0
Money Item Prob
0
Assigns Bounties
–
Diplomatic Status
–
Dumb
–
Law Enforcer
–
Military
–
Peaceful
–
Trader
–
Named
–
Shaved
–
Wears Uniform
–