Twitchy Bar Thug

Twitchy Bar Thug

what the fuck are you lookin' at, eh?

Twitchy Bar Thug

I eat runts like you for breakfast! Come on, you wanna fight, let's fight!

You lookin' for a fight, bleeder?! / You get up in my space, you ask for a beating! So let's go, scumbag! / What? You wanna fight?!

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I don't like that look in your eye, bleeder! You smirkin' at me?!

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What? You got a problem, runt?! what the fuck do you want?

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I was, uh, just admiring your sword, that's all...

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I just wanted to buy you a drink...

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I'm sorry, I meant no offence...

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A dead girl if you keep pushing me...

I don't know, I'm trying to figure that out myself...

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Come at me!

Just try me! / Bring it on!

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Sorry, I don't want any trouble...

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You got a purdie mouth (Lick your lips)

You got tasty lookin' eyeballs *wheeze*

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Uhuh... (Crack your knuckles)

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I'm sorry... (Back away)

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Yeah, I got a problem, with that fugly face of yours!

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Yeah, it's a good sword. So what. You plannin' on stealin' it or somethin'?!

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What's that supposed to mean? You pickin' a fight!?.. Sure, I can 'show you' my sword if you want, let's go!

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... Make it a grog. A cold one.

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Then hurry up and get out of my face already...

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Let's see how cocky you are after I'm done giving you a beating!

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I'll show you pain!

I ain't afraid of no runt! / They won't recognize your corpse after I'm done with you! / Alright! Let's go!

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Got nothin' to say?! Smug bleeder!

Too good to talk to me, eh? Cocky bleeder!

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Pft, ain't got no time for cowards...

Ha, coward...

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Then let's go, bleeder!

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Hnnnngh! You're so mean!

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No, of course not...

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I just meant it as a compliment...

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One grog comin' up!

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'Please' wouldn't go amiss, you know...

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Oh... this is embarrassing, I don't have enough money afterall...

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Out-of-towners...

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Come 'ere!

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AAAARGH!!

ha haha!

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I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

Then let's fight! / Come on, let's do this!

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Go, run back home to your mom, runt

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Stay the hell away from me. Creepy goddamn wierdo...

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You ain't gonna look too pretty by the time I'm finished with ya!

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*sobbing*

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So then what's your problem, ah? Quit botherin' me!

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So what, you hittin' on me now? I swear, you must be askin' for a beating!

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*gulp gulp gulp*

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Buy me a grog, shut up, or take a beating. Your choice, runt...

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Then get out of my face! Useless out-of-towner, gettin' in my space...

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I'll kill you! *sob*

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I just want to be friends...

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Fine, you really want to fight me? Then let's go!

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I'm sorry... (Back away)

I should probably just go... (Back away)

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Shit grog.

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... (Walk away)

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But I want to talk, can we talk? Let's talk.

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hit the fucking road...

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You wanna be friends, eh? Then go buy me a drink and get out of my face!

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Eh! You will be...

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... Is that it? Not even a 'thank you'? Or a cool story?!

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Um... bye then...

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*grunt*

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JUST GET OUT OF MY FACE ALREADY!

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I don't think you understand how friendship works...

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Sure, have some grog on me...

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I'm leaving, I'm leaving...

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Sorry, I can't afford to buy you a drink...

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*muttering*

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Gabby goddamn out-of-towners...

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I accept your grog.

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Then hit the fucking road already!

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Now quit gabbin' and sit down

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Dumb out-of-towners...