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I'm leaking...

Oil... so much oil... / My wiring is botched... / Metal can't be mended with bandages... / Hrng! A skeleton does not feel pain... / I have an error! / Error! / Problem! Problem! / I have an oil leak! / I need repair... / I'm leaking oil! / Error! Error!... Hngh!.. Error...

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Blrrrrrgh!

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What is that that you are leaking, skele-ton?

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..Urgh... it is not hurl... nope...

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I do not have a stomach, therefore I do not hurl...

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I am a skele-ton.

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... Urgh.

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Mending in progress...

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Undergoing repair process...

Beginning repairs...

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Mending...

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Repairing...

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Repairs complete.

Repaired. / Mended.

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Greetings, fellow skele-ton. You finally found your way home. It is our mission to destroy all humans. Join us. We can converse about histories and polish our nuts by the campfire.

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How do I join?

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But... You're just a man with a mask...

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Sounds... nice. But I'm busy, thanks.

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Go find the Elder. Speak with him. Now you are unlost, you can continue your mission together with us...

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Incorrect!... [They go quiet for a second and make stifled throat noises]

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Incorrect response... You and we are the same, so it is appropriate we do skele-ton things together.

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To exterminate all humans.

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*cough*.... Excuse me, fellow skele-ton. I seem to have an error in my AI core. Please continue.

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...

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You just coughed!

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Who is the Elder?

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Makes total sense. I guess I'll join you.

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Forget it. I'm not joining you.

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It is not surprising to me that you will join us. Because you are the same as us. Your purpose is the same. Otherwise you are not a proper skele-ton, clearly. A proper skele-ton would converse with his fellow skele-tons about histories and such...

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Incorrect!... I am a dangerous skele-ton bandit. I cannot cough. And I do not have patience for insults. We are the same, so it is appropriate we fight side by side.

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He is the first skele-ton born. He knows all. He is the mission giver. Join us and you will meet him yourself.

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Find the Elder. Then you can join us.

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Fu--!

Hnngh! / *wheeze* / Rgh! / *pant*

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You can't win against me.

You can't defeat me. / Victory is impossible. / Give up. You cannot win. / Resistance is futile.

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I... HRNG!... totally... didn't feel that...

Totally... didn't feel that... / Lucky... I... don't feel pain... / You cannot... HNGH... hurt me... / I do not feel... HNGH.. pain...

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I'm fifty thousand years old.

I'm one million years old. / I'm made of metal. / My bones are solid steel. / I am a skele-ton. / I am not mortal.

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Kneel before your skele-ton lords!

Filthy humans. / Stinking humans. / Filthy fleshbags. / Feeble animals. The skele-tons will reclaim the land. / Bleed, humans. / In memorial of Great Stobe, a sacrifice. / Great Stobe's war will rage on. / Kneel before Great Stobe's legacy!

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Phew!...

Holy shi- / Hoy, I... uh... / Shit, my head- / Argh...

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I mean, uh. Target exterminated.

I mean. Victory accomplished.

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Enemy! Exterminate!

Enemy! Destroy! / Bow before the Skele-tons! / Submit before the Skele-tons! / The robots are the masters of all! / The Skele-tons are the master race! / Exterminate! Exterminate all enemies! / Destroy! Destroy all enemies! / Great Stobe's war rages eternal in the Skele-ton! / A Human sacrifice for Great Stobe! / In memory of Great Stobe we fight!

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Great Stobe be with you, skele-ton.

Greetings, fellow skele-ton. / Remembering Great Stobe, skele-ton.

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Come. We will exterminate humans together.

Come. Lets us exterminate skinned ones together. / Exterminate all humans. / Death to the human race.

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Human blood for Stobe!

The vile meatbags will be cleansed!

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Cleanse the world of all humans!

Die, humans! Exterminate! / Human sacrifice for Great Stobe! / The Skeleton Warriors continue Great Stobe's cleansing!

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The skeletons will return!

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The skele-ton will take over the world.

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Feeble humans.

Cleanse the land of all humans.

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This outpost belongs to the skele-ton now.