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Love and devotion, brother. It is with great sadness that I see you do not have the good fortune of living within easy distance of one of our holy churches... And so I have come to give prayers with you here, my beloved brother.

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Woman, are there no men to speak with me?

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... Who comes to greet me but a heinous beast! This is holy land, a safe place for pure humans to dwell, and humans alone! Not to be corrupted by your kind... Narko's kind...

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Skeleton!??

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Now, take out your Holy Flame and press it to your heart...

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Nevermind, you have more reason to pray than your brothers anyway. It is with great sadness that I see you do not have the good fortune of living within easy distance of one of our holy churches... And so I have come to give prayers with you here...

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Wait... are there no men on this outpost? It is against holy law to take up residence without brotherly guidance...

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This will not do... This will not do at all. You are not welcome here... you will be removed.

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Run! Run for your lives! The skeletons must be removed from our holy land!

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(Show the Holy Flame)

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I don't have the Holy Flame.

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This will not do... This will not do at all. You are not welcome here... you will be removed.

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Report to the High Inquisitor!

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Now, hold onto my hand...

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You do not have the Holy Flame? 'Tis heinous! It is a crime to be without the Holy Flame on holy land...

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... You are new. It is forgiven. But be warned, it is a crime to be without it.

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(Take his hand)

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Okay! I'll start: Oh Narko, Demoness of Shadow...

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Sorry, I don't do prayers...

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Hold your hand? But I don't know where it's been!

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[I have a bad feeling about this. I should do what this guy says] ...

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One undisciplined mind is no different to a rotten seed in a greenfruit barrel. It will corrupt the lot...

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Here, take this. Carry it on you at all times, never be without it. Now, hold onto my hand...

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And repeat after me: Oh Okran, Lord of Light...

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[His eyes widen and horror spreads across his face]

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Don't do prayers? You do not believe in the Lord of Light? And yet you dwell on his holy land?... 'Tis heinous!

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My... My hand... is one of the cleanest hands you will ever know!... How... How dare you question the cleanliness of one of the purest- a priest! A priest of the sacred order!

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This will be reported to the High Inquisitor.

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Oh Okran, Lord of Light.

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[Ugh, why did I agree to this?] ...

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The darkened dwell here on this holy land!

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Let thine flame burneth bright...

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*cough*... OH OKRAN... LORD OF LIGHT...

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burn him!

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Let thine flame burneth bright.

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...

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(Slap him)

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With this blessed body most pure...

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Is there something amiss?

Narko stole your tongue?

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[His eyes widen and horror spreads across his face, he dabs at his cheek and checks for blood]...

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With this blessed body most pure.

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Nope.

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'Tis heinous! he... slapped me!

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Let us not be tempted by the Shadow's lure

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You are peculiar, brother. I do not like it one bit...

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Let us not be tempted by the Shadow's lure.

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Let us not yearn for fleshly pleasure...

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Let us not yearn for fleshly pleasure.

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[Narko's balls, this is going on forever] ...

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But yearn only for love from the Creator...

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*Ahem*... LET US NOT YEARN... FOR FLESHLY PLEASURE...

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But yearn only for love from the Creator.

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[Kill me now] ...

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Let us honour our sacred brothers...

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*Cough*... BUT YEARN ONLY... FOR LOVE FROM THE CREATOR...

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Let us honour our sacred brothers.

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[It would be so satisfying to slap this guy] ...

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Let us abstain from intoxications...

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I said... LET US HONOUR... OUR SACRED BROTHERS....

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Let us abstain from intoxications.

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[Yeah, right] ...

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For darkness preys on the idle mind...

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[He chokes emphatically]... LET US ABSTAIN... FROM INTOXICATIONS...

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For darkness preys on the idle mind.

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[Must... resist... slapping... face] ....

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Let us pray for the wellbeing of all mankind.

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*sigh*... FOR DARKNESS PREYS... UPON THE IDLE MIND...

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Let us pray for the wellbeing of all mankind.

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[Will this ever end?] ...

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In faith.

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*ahem* *cough*... LET US PRAY FOR THE WELLBEING OF MANKIND.

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In faith.

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Until next prayer day, brother. It has been my pleasure.

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Blessings to you.

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Divine blessings to you, brothers!

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Today is a glorious day!

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Even better that it is Prayer Day...

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I travel from the city with my faithful paladins...

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So that we can pray together...

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I bring the church to your very gates, my beloved brothers!

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Come to me...

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Come and pray with me on this beautiful day...

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...

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The priest requests your audience, brothers. Come.

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Do you hear?

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... A moment more, sir paladin, if you will...

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...

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...

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To ignore the request of a holy priest is looked upon as sacrilege, my brothers...

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I warn you once, and only once!

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*nod*

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It is with regret that your aversion to prayer must be reported...

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Come, sir paladin...

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We must inform the High Inquisitor.