Mega City: The Beginning II

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A diary entry scribbled on a scap of paper: "A few of the villagers haven't been able to hack it here in recent weeks. Minid and Petal were the last to disappear, those lovesick fools wouldn't know a good setup if it hit them square in the nose. Probably ran away together in some passionate elopement, they thought they were secretive, but with those pining eyes and red faces everybody could see right through their affair. Then we've got Rekon, Bones and Wesley... Well that flakey triplet wouldn't remember how to put on their own boots, let alone remember their way around these mountains. My guess is that they got lost in the hills scavenging for green fruits... twits. Surival of the fittest at its finest I guess. Who needs horny pansies and braindead baffoons anyway, we'll build our next empire to be stronger than ever without them."