Tech Hunter's Notes: The Ashlands pt II

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Here's the complete transcript of my interview with Stone-Head, the last surviving member of the Ashland Drifters. He's hard to understand and tends to wander off topic, but there is surely some priceless information in there somewhere about how to reach the Ashlands. --Iyo "Dere's tree ways in, see? Dere's de pits past da big sad skeleton, but wid loadsa gangs and crazies tryna pinch you wid dey're stupid crabs, see? An' den yer got gorrillers and bats runnin' around de acid and de smoke mountin's. Did yer knew some snipers can shoot a man's arm off from a kilometer away? It's pretty funny, I laffed when old Cobby's arm flew off an' he woudn't talk ta me fer a week..." [Here he started laughing non-stop for about 5 minutes] [Transcript cut for brevity] "...An' den dere's de 'ives. We tried dem first an' had to go back. HAW! Was me favorit. Wouldya think dey were dat strong, eh? Wouldyatinkit? I remeber when..." [Transcript cut for brevity, after a while he get's a haunted look] "...but it don't matter in de end see... No matter wat way you go in de end you gonna meet them... You don' wanna meet dem... dey peeled Cobby an' Stram an' half o' Mex Ted... " [At this point he trails off and stares into space for 10 minutes, he doesn't respond to external stimuli and the interview ends]