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Fleisch!

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FLEISCH!

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FLEISCH!

Umstehende

Fleisch!

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Fleisch!

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FLEISCH!

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Fleisch!

Umstehende

FLEISCH!

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Fleisch!

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UG?... [They prod you with a loud clunk]... GRUGHHHHH!

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[They prod at your hard skin and snort. Their beady eyes narrow]

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They prod at your bones and snort. Their small eyes narrow]

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[They prod at your squishy bits and lick their lips]... GUGH!

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You want meat? Here you go, chew on this... (Stick your arm out)

You want meat? Have a bite... (Stick your arm out) / So its meat you want? Then let me treat you to a buffet... (Hold your arm out) / You want meat? Then take me, but spare the others.

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Touch me again and you die, savage.

Take your hands off'a me, savage! / You get one warning: Leave my town or I harpoon you. / (Show your weapon) Call that a sword? Leave or die, cannibal. / (Shout 'URG's right back in their face) / (Prod them back with double ferocity)

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Let's settle this: What do you want? Money?

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If I go with you, will you spare my comrades?

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Stop looking at me like that. I have a prisoner for you...

Don't eat ME, you fool. I have a prisoner for you instead...

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You don't want to eat me, really.

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Really want to risk battle for my tough carcass? Hive meat doesn't taste good.

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Really want to risk battle for my spikey carcass? All bone and no meat, trust me.

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URGHGH! [They jab at you some more and point towards a hill in the distance]... URGHGH GUUUR! GUUUUH!

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[They wrinkle their nose and continue to prod you with more ferocity]

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[The group starts to pound their chests in unison. They snarl and gnash their teeth]

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[They furrow their eyebrows and glance behind you]

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[The group starts to pound their chests in unison. They snarl and gnash their teeth]

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[They bare their teeth and chomp at the air]

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MMM... [They nod sternly]

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[Their eyes widen and they stamp their feet]

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URG!... [They shove you with force and lick their lips]

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MMM.... [They nod sternly]

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URGHGHGH! URG GUR!... GUUUUH!

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URGHGH... GUUUR!

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GUHHHH!.... URHH.. RUHH!

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With 10,000 Cats you can buy a lot of slaves, you know...

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A few thousand Cats will get you some nice new rags...

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Or... you know... the body has other hungers...

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I guess you don't want money then...

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... Fine. I'll go with you.

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That's a shame for them... (Draw your weapon)

Sadly for them I'm not that selfless... (Draw weapon)

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I'll work for you. I'll find you all the food you can possibly eat.

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I DON'T SPEAK URG! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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Did- did you just SHOVE me?!

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Well, you'll only find skeleton meat here I'm afraid...

I take it you don't like skeleton meat then... / There is no meat for you here. Just skeletons.

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Very well said, sir, I absolutely agree.

Uhuh. URGHGHGH indeed.

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Would you quit prodding me already?

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GUGH! [They slam their cleaver into the dirt at their feet]

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[They nod vigorously]

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[They sniff at the air and contemplate]

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[They slowly shake their head while groping at you]

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[Long awkward silence]

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URGHGH! [They point behind you and gnash their teeth]

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Then I'll bring you people, I'll bring you food, okay?

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Then I guess this means war.

Then you leave me no choice (Draw weapon)

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URG!

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URG! GURRRRR GUGUGUGUG!

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(Remain motionless)

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So I guess we're done here...

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Well. This is awkward.

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URGHGH... GUUUR!

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[They pick their cleaver up and puff their chest]...

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[They lick their lips and rub their cleaver over your skin]

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[They lick their lips and rub their cleaver over your skin]

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[They lean in and sniff at you]

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... Fine. If I hand over my comrade, will you leave?

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Think about this. You really want to start a war over one scrawny human?

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I'll work for you. I'll find you all the food you can possibly eat.

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[They nod sternly] MMM.

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[They sniff at the air and scratch at their scalp]

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GRUH...

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URG...