Asalto Caníbal

Asalto Caníbal

¡Carne!

Asalto Caníbal

¡CARNE!

Asalto Caníbal

¡CARNE!

Testigo

¡Carne!

Asalto Caníbal

¡Carne!

Asalto Caníbal

¡CARNE!

Asalto Caníbal

¡Carne!

Testigo

¡CARNE!

Asalto Caníbal

¡Carne!

Asalto Caníbal

UG?... [They prod you with a loud clunk]... GRUGHHHHH!

Asalto Caníbal

[They prod at your hard skin and snort. Their beady eyes narrow]

Asalto Caníbal

They prod at your bones and snort. Their small eyes narrow]

Asalto Caníbal

[They prod at your squishy bits and lick their lips]... GUGH!

Respuesta

You want meat? Here you go, chew on this... (Stick your arm out)

You want meat? Have a bite... (Stick your arm out) / So its meat you want? Then let me treat you to a buffet... (Hold your arm out) / You want meat? Then take me, but spare the others.

Respuesta

Touch me again and you die, savage.

Take your hands off'a me, savage! / You get one warning: Leave my town or I harpoon you. / (Show your weapon) Call that a sword? Leave or die, cannibal. / (Shout 'URG's right back in their face) / (Prod them back with double ferocity)

Respuesta

Let's settle this: What do you want? Money?

Respuesta

If I go with you, will you spare my comrades?

Respuesta

Stop looking at me like that. I have a prisoner for you...

Don't eat ME, you fool. I have a prisoner for you instead...

Respuesta

You don't want to eat me, really.

Respuesta

Really want to risk battle for my tough carcass? Hive meat doesn't taste good.

Respuesta

Really want to risk battle for my spikey carcass? All bone and no meat, trust me.

Asalto Caníbal

URGHGH! [They jab at you some more and point towards a hill in the distance]... URGHGH GUUUR! GUUUUH!

Asalto Caníbal

[They wrinkle their nose and continue to prod you with more ferocity]

Asalto Caníbal

[The group starts to pound their chests in unison. They snarl and gnash their teeth]

Asalto Caníbal

[They furrow their eyebrows and glance behind you]

Asalto Caníbal

[The group starts to pound their chests in unison. They snarl and gnash their teeth]

Asalto Caníbal

[They bare their teeth and chomp at the air]

Asalto Caníbal

MMM... [They nod sternly]

Asalto Caníbal

[Their eyes widen and they stamp their feet]

Asalto Caníbal

URG!... [They shove you with force and lick their lips]

Asalto Caníbal

MMM.... [They nod sternly]

Asalto Caníbal

URGHGHGH! URG GUR!... GUUUUH!

Asalto Caníbal

URGHGH... GUUUR!

Asalto Caníbal

GUHHHH!.... URHH.. RUHH!

Respuesta

With 10,000 Cats you can buy a lot of slaves, you know...

Respuesta

A few thousand Cats will get you some nice new rags...

Respuesta

Or... you know... the body has other hungers...

Respuesta

I guess you don't want money then...

Respuesta

... Fine. I'll go with you.

Respuesta

That's a shame for them... (Draw your weapon)

Sadly for them I'm not that selfless... (Draw weapon)

Respuesta

I'll work for you. I'll find you all the food you can possibly eat.

Respuesta

I DON'T SPEAK URG! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Respuesta

Did- did you just SHOVE me?!

Respuesta

Well, you'll only find skeleton meat here I'm afraid...

I take it you don't like skeleton meat then... / There is no meat for you here. Just skeletons.

Respuesta

Very well said, sir, I absolutely agree.

Uhuh. URGHGHGH indeed.

Respuesta

Would you quit prodding me already?

Asalto Caníbal

GUGH! [They slam their cleaver into the dirt at their feet]

Asalto Caníbal

[They nod vigorously]

Asalto Caníbal

[They sniff at the air and contemplate]

Asalto Caníbal

[They slowly shake their head while groping at you]

Asalto Caníbal

[Long awkward silence]

Asalto Caníbal

URGHGH! [They point behind you and gnash their teeth]

Respuesta

Then I'll bring you people, I'll bring you food, okay?

Respuesta

Then I guess this means war.

Then you leave me no choice (Draw weapon)

Asalto Caníbal

URG!

Asalto Caníbal

URG! GURRRRR GUGUGUGUG!

Respuesta

(Remain motionless)

Respuesta

So I guess we're done here...

Respuesta

Well. This is awkward.

Asalto Caníbal

URGHGH... GUUUR!

Asalto Caníbal

[They pick their cleaver up and puff their chest]...

Asalto Caníbal

[They lick their lips and rub their cleaver over your skin]

Asalto Caníbal

[They lick their lips and rub their cleaver over your skin]

Asalto Caníbal

[They lean in and sniff at you]

Respuesta

... Fine. If I hand over my comrade, will you leave?

Respuesta

Think about this. You really want to start a war over one scrawny human?

Respuesta

I'll work for you. I'll find you all the food you can possibly eat.

Asalto Caníbal

[They nod sternly] MMM.

Asalto Caníbal

[They sniff at the air and scratch at their scalp]

Asalto Caníbal

GRUH...

Asalto Caníbal

...

Asalto Caníbal

URG...