coletor de impostos

coletor de impostos

It's tax day motherfucker! Pay your dues, 2000 'cats. Hurry up I'm busy.

Resposta

Here you go Sir

Resposta

I'm not paying any more.

Resposta

Fuck off

Resposta

[Break his jaw]

Resposta

We don't have that much money!

coletor de impostos

Sucker!

coletor de impostos

What did you say? I don't think I heard you.

coletor de impostos

Você vai se arrepender.

coletor de impostos

AARRRGGLLLHHH!!!

coletor de impostos

Are you lying to me? Do you want to die?

Resposta

I said "Here you are Sir"

Resposta

Get lost. Now.

Resposta

We don't have enough! Please let us go!

Resposta

Please! Take everything we have and spare us please Sir!

coletor de impostos

Damn fucking right you did.

coletor de impostos

Fine, kiss my feet and beg me to spare your lives then!

coletor de impostos

Fine, I'll take it but you'll be in trouble next time if you don't pay up!

Resposta

[kneel and kiss his feet] I beg you!

Resposta

No.

coletor de impostos

BWAHAHAHAAA! Good doggy! Now bark! Bark for me dog!

coletor de impostos

I'm really getting tired of your shit. KNEEL. AND. BEG.

Resposta

*ARF!* *ARF!* *RRRARF!*

Resposta

Não.

coletor de impostos

PPPFPFFHAAAAAHAAHAHAA!!!