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Here's the deal, outlander, I'm a treasure hunter and I got a real juicy tip on a valuable looting spot. Thing is, my squad got killed off by those blasted cannibals, so here I am recuperating in this dusty old snore fest of a village...

Horse

Now, you look like the adventuring type, correct me if I'm wrong... So how about you pay off my bill at the Flophouse, we team up and we finish what me and my squad started? We'll be rich, outlander, you and me!

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How much is your bill?

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How about you just tell me what you know?

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I'm no treasure hunter, and I'm not interested in your tip.

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Not right now, sorry.

Horse

I need 4500 Cats.

Horse

No can do, outlander, can't let you beat me to my loot now, can I?

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Sure, I'll pay your bills. But this better be worth it.

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I can't afford it, sorry.

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Forget it, I'm not paying that.

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Then I'm not interested.

Horse

Thanks, I'll make it worth both our while... There's a tower made of sand, as legend has it anwyay. It's located north of the painted cannibal lair, marked by a flock of birds, but it's protected by a giant beast that sleeps inside...

Horse

Then come back when you can afford it. It'll be worth your investment!

Horse

You're missing out on a good deal, outlander...

Horse

Suit yourself!

Horse

It's full of lost tech from the ancients. A guy in a bar told me so.

Horse

Wh- what is that?! It's freakin' huge!

Horse

What the hell is that?! It's got no freakin' head... this must be the headless ancient I've heard about back at World's End!

Horse

I've never even heard of any monster like this before... We must have hit unexplored lands! This is legendary!