Pia

Pia

My sister, Naevia, she always forbid me from using a sword. Said I'd end up falling victim to my own clumsiness, thought I'd wind up stabbing my eye out with my own sword... But then I was never allowed to learn first aid either, she said I'd end up making pin cushions out of the whole Flotsam squad...

Pia

You again? So, I guess you need a runner after all?

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Naevia sounds mean.

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...

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I didn't ask for your life story...

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Sure, maybe. How much?

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I don't need a runner, sorry.

Pia

Not at all! She took good care of me... And you know what I AM good at? Running! Running free, running from all the chaos... leaving it behind in a dusty trail. I love it. So, you need a runner, I'm your girl!

Pia

But you know what I AM good at? Running! Running free, running from all the chaos... leaving it behind in a dusty trail. I love it. So, you need a runner, I'm your girl!

Pia

Then don't approach random people in bars... geez.

Pia

I'm a simple woman, all I need is my daily bread. But, in honor of Naevia, the toughest Flotsam Ninja to ever live, I'd appreciate a 3000 Cat donation to support the rebels in their fight. That's all I ask.

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What about your sister?

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Sounds fair. Let's go.

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I don't have enough, sorry...

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On second thought, nevermind.

Pia

Naevia? She's gone. Died doing what she loved doing, fighting the Paladins, and that's all that matters. Without Naevia here, there's nothing for me, and the Flotsam Ninjas have got plenty of runners, they won't miss one more.

Pia

Free on the road! Do I get a sword? I'll try not to stab my eye out...

Pia

Well, you know where to find me if you change your mind.

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How much are you charging?

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Well, I'm not hiring anyway. Sorry.

Pia

Concentrate... concentrate...

Okay... I can do this... I can do this... / Steady now... / How hard can this be? No trouble, just... just don't move, okay? / Don't... move... / Hold still, don't squirm, in fact don't even breathe... / This looks serious...

Pia

That's a lot of blood...

Don't die on me... / Wake up... please wake up... / Are you okay? Please be okay... / Live...

Pia

I got this, relax.

Relax! I'm here to save the day... / Okay, let me at it. What's the problem here...

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... Why are you stroking me?

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*Buzzzz*

Pia

Wait.. what is that?

Oh... this is a bit gooey... / Oh... that looks wierd...

Pia

I... I'm a nervous stroker...

Pia

Oop! No fear, I can fix that, I can fix that!

Ahhh I have no idea what I'm doing! / Aah, that wasn't supposed to happen!

Pia

Eh... Is that supposed to look like that?

I have no idea what I'm doing... / Don't... don't you guys have blood?

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Stop it.

Pia

Yes sir.

Pia

Naevia, I'll have done you proud...

Still standing! Naevia would be impressed... / Still in one piece! Naevia would be proud... / Nailed it. / The hurt only makes me stronger. / Thank Okran it's over... / They told me I couldn't fight. I proved them wrong.

Pia

They preach love, but they act only out of hate. I pity them.

Deserting the Holy Nation, it was the best decision I ever made... / Cowards hiding behind sacred words, that's all they are. A disgrace to Okran. / A disgrace to god. / ... Good riddance. / You're an insult to Okran. / Spouting hate and nonsense... You're an insult to Okran. / May Okran have mercy on your hateful souls. / Okran, show mercy to these lost souls.

Pia

I'll make a warrior of myself yet.

This one's for Naevia! / I'll give up when I bleed my last drop of blood! / You can beat me down, but you can't break my spirit. / Not yet. It'll take more than that to break me. / I'm down but I'm not out.

Pia

I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some Okranite dog defeat me...

No, not to you, I won't lose to the Holy Nation... / I won't let you take me alive, Okranite... / You'll never take me alive Okranite, I won't go back... / Over my dead body, Okranite! I'll fight you 'til my end! / You Okranite's make me sick...

Pia

For Naevia!

I'll avenge Naevia if it kills me! / Naevia, this one's for you!

Pia

Paladins... we need to keep our distance. Trust me, the Holy Nation are bad news...

Pia

I don't give up that easy...

What I lack in skill... I make up for in stubbornness... / Hit me again... I dare you... / *wheeze*... we're not... done yet... / I'm taking you... with me... to the afterlife... let's go...