Samurai Police

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Damn thief!

oi! Thief! / You're under arrest thief!

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Stop! Thief!

Get back here thief! / Halt! You're under arrest!

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Damn criminal!

fucking criminals! / You're under arrest! / Stop! / Freeze! / Halt!

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Burglar!

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Looter!

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I recognise you!

A bounty! / Halt! / You're under arrest! / Stop right there!

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Prisoner escape!

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Dammit!

he got away! / We will find you! / You can't run from the law!

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You're free to go.

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Thought you could outrun the law, did you, fugitive?

A piece of advice from me to you, convict: You can never outrun the law, better to get your punishment over with than to play with fire....

Samurai Police

Since your bounty's only a small one, I'll give you a chance to buy your freedom. Pay the bounty, or sit out your sentence in jail, your choice.

Samurai Police

Well, I'm a nice guy, so I'll give you a chance. Pay the fine and I'll set you free, I'll wipe your bounty clean and you can safely walk the cities once again...

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I'll pay my bounty

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I don't have enough money to pay...

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No. You ain't getting a single Cat out of me.

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Ha... You think you can actually arrest me?

How cute! You think you can arrest me / Ha! Fool, I'd like to see you try arresting me / You want to arrest me?... Ha, try me.

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Don't you know who I am? I suggest you turn and run.

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Okay, I'll pay.

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...

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Nope, not interested.

Samurai Police

Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 300 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 400 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 500 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 600 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 700 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 800 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 900 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 1000 Cats.

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Okay, let's see... Criminal charges plus interest... that will be 1100 Cats.

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Tough break... But I've no sympathy for criminals, you'll serve your time in jail and pay for your damages.

Samurai Police

A poor choice. If you won't pay your bounty, you'll pay for your crimes in jail...

Your stubborness does you no favours. If you won't pay your charges, then you'll pay for your crimes with your time...

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Are you mocking me?... Arrogant savage!

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Are you mocking me?... greasy criminal!

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Are you mocking me?... Brazen temptress! Know your place!

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You're just a man, and all men bleed... You don't scare me!

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...

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Can't talk?

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Too bad, I guess rotting in a prison cage will interest you more...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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What? This is extortion!

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I don't have enough money...

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Fine. Here

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I don't have enough money...

Samurai Police

seize him.

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seize him!

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seize him! Don't let him fool you, his legend precedes him!

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One of these days you'll be hunted down!... Fall back!

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Good. Now stay out of trouble, I don't want any repeat offences...

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Go.

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I'm doing you a favour, criminal. Call it my fee for granting your freedom, it's a bargain. You're lucky I'm in a generous mood!

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You're clear.

You're free to go.

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... But if you'd rather not pay, there's a perfectly good jail cell with your name on it.

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Arrest him!

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oi!

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Where did you get that uniform?

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Damn looters!

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Well well well!

Hang on... / Wait a minute... / halt! / you! / oi!

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You look suspicious...

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You're under arrest!

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Wait a minute...

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A SLAVE IS ESCAPING!

ESCAPED SLAVE!

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[They catch their breath and lean on their sword over-dramatically]...

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Hoy, hope you got enough food here for the rest of us. It's a hungry job guarding these lands from bandits, you know?

It's a tiring job, guarding these lands, you know... Rogue slaves, hungry wolves, they all breed like rats... But somebody's got to do it. We don't want the outlands littered with devoured outposts, eh?

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Hoy, hope you got a gift ready for your local samurai. It's a hungry job guarding these streets, you know?

Phew, hard day's work today! Most of the smarter peasants give us gifts to reward us for our hard work, you know?

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Then here's a gift, for your hard work [c. 2000]

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...

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Get to the point. What do you want?

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(Roll your eyes)

So what. What do you want, a medal? / Do I look like I care?

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And thank you for the hard work.

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[They smirk]... But, you know, I'm gonna need an even bigger gift to unsee those hemp farms of yours. Make it 3000 Cats and I won't bust you for growing illegal narcotics...

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[They smirk]... But, you know, I'm gonna need an even bigger gift to unsee those hemp machines of yours. Make it 3000 Cats and I won't bust you for growing illegal narcotics...

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You should know better than to disrespect the authority of the empire, peasant. Especially so when you've got an outpost full of narcotics, eh?

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Well? Got any gifts of appreciation for your local Empire guard, dreg? Must have a lot of expendable Cats from growing all that illegal hemp, eh?... Play nice. And I'll play nice.

Silence? Is that the thanks I get? As protector of the elite Empire? You should know better than to disrepect our authority, dreg. Especially so when you have an outpost full of illegal hemp farms, hmm?... Tread lightly here, dreg. I expect a worthwhile gift to unsee this.

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Some appreciation... But more importantly, some respect, savage. How about you try being a little more polite to your protectors? A donation perhaps... Must have a lot of expendable Cats from growing all that illegal hemp, eh?... Play nice. And I'll play nice.

A bit of appreciation for your protectors sweating in the outlands. A donation. Must have a lot of expendable Cats from growing all that illegal hemp, eh?... Play nice. And I'll play nice.

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How about a tip to back up that appreciation, eh, peasant?

How about a gift to show your thanks, eh, peasant?

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... You saw nothing.

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I've no more money to give...

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I made my offer already, take it or leave it.

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In that case, it's cheaper for me to destroy my witnesses instead...

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seize him for illegal activity!

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I'll be reporting back to headquarters about your... activities.

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I can't afford a donation...

I've no money to give...

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I'm not giving you shit. Beat it or bleed.

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Dreg?.. Do you even know who I am!?

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I'm not paying you anything.

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I saw nothing.

*Wink*

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You're growing hemp yet you don't have a spare 1000 Cats?... Whatever, I'll just take the 2000 Cats and we'll forget all about the farms.

Samurai Police

Setting up on Empire land and you can't afford a simple contribution? Pathetic. Should have 3000 Cats worth of goods lying around though, eh?

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Oho! Giving me lip? Then I'll leave it, how about that? But, see now, if you ain't paying me then I gotta go back to doing my normal day job...

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... Tch, then pay up. I'm not in the mood for reporting your activities to the superiors today anyway, count yourself lucky.

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ha haha, is that so? You've got to be a complete idiot to think you can take on the Empire army...

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*sigh* Well ain't that disappointing. Now I've gotta sweat doing my job, and you, you've gotta pay out your punishment in blood... Didn't plan this well at all, did you, farmer?

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Who the-... Then if that's how you wanna play, that's how we'll play.

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Enlighten me.

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No? Nothing?... Then I guess there's nothing left for me to do but go back to my job: hunting down hemp farmers... Did you think me blind? Your farms are illegal on UC territory, fool...

Well. Guess that's my entertainment over from you... Now back to my job: Taking down illegal farmers. Did you really think you could get away with growing hemp on United Cities territory without sweetening the local guards? Fool.

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Respect the army.

Respect the Empire. / *Wink*

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Arrest him!

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Taking down drug growers!

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Allow me to teach you some respect!

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I'm a noble lord of the Empire!

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I'm a noble lady of the Empire!

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I'm the Bugmaster slayer!

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I'm the girl who took down the Phoenix!

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I'm the girl who took down the Stone Golem!

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I'm your worst nightmare.

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Draw your sword and I'll show you...

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I'm the girl who took down Tinfist!

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ha haha ha, don't look much like a noble to me! ha haha, just look at this dump! It looks like a starver shanty town... You think a noble would live in a shack like this?

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I serve the nobles, I know the face of every last one of 'em... and you're not one of 'em. So, just for lying to me, I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson...

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...

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[They look to their comrade. They exchange worried nods]...

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Bugmaster slayer? That was one man, try taking on a samurai army! ha haha, you're just a has-been now...

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[They look to their comrade. They exchange worried nods]...

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Phoenix slayer? That was one man, try taking on a samurai army! ha haha, you're just a has-been now...

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[They look to their comrade. They exchange worried nods]...

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Queen slayer? That was one woman, try taking on a samurai army! ha haha, you're just a has-been now...

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Pah!... ha haha ha!

... Cocky for a dreg, aren't you?

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A fool's move... Then show me what you've got!

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[They look to their comrade. They exchange worried nods]...

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Tinfist slayer? That was one skelly, try taking on a samurai army! ha haha, you're just a has-been now...

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ha haha ha!

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Crush him. Beat him bloody for lying to me!

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I... I'm sorry, sir, please forgive me!

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Well, uh... Bugmaster slayer, huh... I, uh... Should never have called you a dreg, I was mistaken, see...

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Show the has-been who's champion these days!

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Well, uh... Phoenix slayer, huh... I, uh... Should never have called you a dreg, I was mistaken, see...

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Well, uh... Queen slayer, huh... I, uh... Should never have called you a dreg, I was mistaken, see...

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Beat him down.

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Well, uh... Tinfist slayer, huh... I, uh... Should never have called you a dreg, I was mistaken, see...

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Sorry... sir... Good day to you.

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You there! You own this place?

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It's thirsty work out here, could use a rest stop right now...

It's hard work patrolling the outlands, could use a place to rest...

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Narcotics!

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How about making your local Empire guards welcome, huh?

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How about a warm welcome for a tired Empire guard, huh?

How about welcoming your local Empire guards into your gates, eh?

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Hemp is illegal in the domain of the Empire, and all criminals will be punished.

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It's thirsty work here, could use a break right now...

It's hard work patrolling, could use a rest...

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... You ignoring me?

... You just gonna leave me waiting here, or what?

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seize him for illegal activity!

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Scouts, report back.

They must be punished.

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seize him for illegal activity!

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... You ignoring me?

... You just gonna keep ignoring me?

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That's unwise, you know...

You'll regret your insult, you know... / Keep ignoring me and you'll regret it...

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This will be reported.

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That's unwise, you know...

You'll regret your insult, you know... / Keep ignoring me and you'll regret it...

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All peasants know to respect their superiors.

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... Unless you've got something to hide?

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Drugs on Empire land... the nerve.

Stop slacking, men! You can rest at base. / Pick up the pace, this isn't paladin school.

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All peasants know to respect their protectors.

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Especially when you're growing HEMP under the Empire's nose.

Bystander

Guess we found us some students that need a lesson in respect.

Samurai Police

Let's go.

They'll pay for their crimes.

Bystander

Guess we found us a student that needs a lesson in respect.

Samurai Police

For the safety of all Empire citizens, I am hereby arresting you due to illegal activity!

Bystander

Know what I say? They got something to hide is what I say.

Bystander

Seems suspicious to me, you know...

Samurai Police

Then we'll teach 'em the hard way.

Bystander

Seems suspicious to me, you know...

Bystander

Know what I say? he's got something to hide is what I say.

Samurai Police

Then we'll teach him the hard way.

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Attack!

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Probably all of that ILLEGAL hemp over there...

Bystander

Not to mention the reports of anti slave sympathisers in the area...

Samurai Police

Nobody disrespects the samurai army.

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Probably all of that ILLEGAL hemp over there...

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Time for a smash and search?

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AND all that ILLEGAL hemp over there...

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And nobody grows HEMP on Empire land without paying the price...

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Think we're blind, peasant?

Bystander

Time for a smash and search.

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Then I guess that settles it.

Bystander

Damn right they don't.

Samurai Police

Hear that, peasants? Time for a smash and search!

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Must be slave loving drug smugglers hiding away like the bugs they are.

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Think we're blind, peasant? Growing hemp is illegal.

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For the safety of all Empire citizens, I am hereby seizing your property due to illegal activity!

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And you know how we deal with bugs...

Bystander

Tear the place down!

Bystander

Squash them!