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Time to pay up this week's contributions, peasant. You set up shop on Empire land, you pay Empire taxes. The amount you need to pay is 3000 Cats.

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Time to pay up this week's contributions, citizen. You set up shop on Empire land, you pay Empire taxes. The amount you need to pay is 3000 Cats.

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Time to pay up this week's contributions, sir. You set up shop on Empire land, you pay Empire taxes. The amount you need to pay is 3000 Cats.

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Why should I pay taxes to the Empire?

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Okay, I'll pay.

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I don't pay taxes. I'm exempt.

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I can't afford to pay that much.

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*Sigh*... Because you've built your hideous little outpost on land belonging to the Empire perhaps, hmm? You benefit from the trade routes and the protection of Empire guards. Benefitting from Empire services, farming from the earth of Empire land is, in essence, my boy, stealing from the Empire.

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*Snort*... Enjoy your little... shack, peasant. And do try and keep yourself better hidden, this place is an eyesore for any self-respecting noble.

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Good! I'll see you in a week for the next contribution.

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Good.

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And who said that you're exempt?

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*Snort*... You can't afford to pay 3000 Cats? The price of half a stinking farm dog? Then why are you even here on Empire land? Don't you even know destitution is a crime here? If you want to scrape by with rag loincloths and stale breadcrumbs, I suggest moving to the holy plains. Perhaps one of the god-loving looneys will take pity on you.

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So if you do not want to be treated as a thieving criminal I suggest you pay your contributions to the Empire. A weekly payment of 3000 Cats, a meager amount for anybody worth more than a farm dog...

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I'll see you in a week for the next contribution.

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Stay safe, sir.

Good day to you, sir.

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Me. (Pat your weapon)

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Me. (Crack your neck)

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Lord Tengu said so.

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The last tax collector I killed.

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... You? (Smile and bat your eyelashes)

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I slayed Tinfist. I'm a national hero.

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We've no room for wasters in the desert. Pay, or you'll be removed.

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[They eye you up and down cautiously]... Think carefully before making threats to an Empire official, my boy.

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ha haha... Lord Tengu doesn't mix with peasants, and he certainly doesn't exempt them from taxes. Now, stop wasting my time and pay your dues. I've already wasted half my day traipsing all the way to this shack you call an outpost...

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... Is there something wrong with your eyes, my boy? Ugh! The inbred defects of a peasant... Let's make this quick, shall we? The less time I have to spend in your company, the better. Please make your payment, no more excuses.

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A hero, huh? I don't care, and I wouldn't care if you farted leviathyn pearls either! You're an Empire citizen, and that means you pays taxes.

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You have three days.

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And think carefully before telling me what to do, little man.

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More bleeding, less thinking! (Attack)

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That's too bad. But I'm not paying.

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Sorry. Not paying a Cat.

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Tch! Nothing more than a filthy thug sponging off of noble land. Nobody lives on this land for free and nobody disrepects the United Cities Empire!

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aaah!

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Tch. Then you can expect a visit from our tax enforcement unit very soon. Refusal to pay taxes on Empire land will not be tolerated...

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I'll be back, I promise you that!

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Guards!

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Empire official, coming through!

Empire Taxgirl, coming through! / Ahem! / Attention, please!

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Send me your leader...

Send out a representative... / I need to speak with your leader...

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Open up the gates...

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We have a small matter to settle.

We have a small payment to settle. / I have Empire business to settle.

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Don't keep me waiting now...

And don't even think about keeping me waiting...

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My feet hurt and it's hot out here!

I'm a busy girl, quick quick! / I've travelled far to get here and am not in the mood for loitering in the desert heat! / I'm a busy girl and don't have the time!

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...

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*Sigh*

Hello? / Ugh!

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If you don't come out now I'll be reporting you for tax evasion!

It is against Empire law to ignore an official order! / Everybody needs to pay the taxes, citizen! You can't ignore me forever...

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...

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Last warning!

Oh, for crying out-

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Then you leave me no choice!

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A patrol will be out shortly to remove you from Empire land.