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A skeleton, I see... If you want to join us, the doctor can cure you of your skinless ways. You'll need to speak to Savant. Savant is the greatest master of science in all the land, he has shown us the way, the truth of the evil skeleton and how we can undergo the skinning transformation in human's purest form.

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Okay, I'm in. Down with the skinless!

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No thanks. I feel fine.

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But... you ARE a skeleton...

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What makes the skeletons evil?

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Yes, we skinned ones need to stick together. hell! Go, find Savant...

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That's what all the sick ones say! hell! Either you're a nostril rousing skeleton clinger, or you're one of us...

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Your BIRTH GIVER is a skeleton!... What's your problem, pal? Maybe you have no shame in your skinless metal ways, but there's no need to insult a stranger. Are you going to join us, or not?

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They have no skin, not like us. But Savant, he'll teach you all you need to know. Savant is a genius. He has thoroughly studied the history of the land and the anatomy of the skeleton body. Join us.

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Watch your back against the skinless.

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[They step closer and draw their weapon towards you, swearing under their breath like a madman]

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You're actually insane... And your suit stinks.

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Count me out. I've no problem with skeletons.

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Easy now, no skeleton clingers to see here...

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Suit? This is my skin! My soft fucking skin!

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If you're not willing to heal yourself, you're no better than the fucking Skeleton Legion themselves, hell!

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... Go find Savant. hell! You're sick and you need help...

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Kill him!

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... Watch this one.

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Savant told us not to trust skeleton clingers!

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Give us your skin!

Give us that good skin! / Come to us, flesh brothers! We just want your skin...

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Come closer to me, flesh brother...

Here. Come to me, flesh brother...

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Human...

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Flesh brother!

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It's good to share!

Come share with your fellow human brothers!

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I mean no harm...

Shh... Don't be afraid... / Time for you to sleep now...

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Flesh brother!

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Come here, that's it...

Come closer...

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Share your skin with me...

I just want your skin... / I just want some of that good skin...

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Flesh brother!

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Yes. We just want your good skin...

Yes, like that. Such clean, fresh skin... / My, what lovely skin you have...

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It's such pretty skin...

You have such tidy skin... / You'll hardly feel a thing...

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Flesh brother!

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This will be over quickly, flesh brother, don't worry.

It would look much better on me, don't you think?

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Flesh brother!

Bystander

his ear fixtures must be aged...

Bystander

FLESH BROTHER!

Bystander

FLESH SISTER!

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Leave it. Let's go eat dead animal muscles instead.

Nevermind. I am experiencing hunger. Let's assimilate a dead animal. / Nevermind. Let's go and destroy our livers with rice mold.

Bystander

Mmm. Sounds... delicious.

Agreed. I feel excited by this prospect.

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Humans, huuuumans, we are humans...

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We breath, we eat, we sing...

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'Cause we are huuuman...

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Hoo hoo, human, hoo hoo human!

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HOOOOO!

Hooooey hooooey human! / HA HA HAAAA, I LAUGH CAUSE I'M HUMAN! / I fart cause I'm human!

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Wait!... A human!

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Give us your skin!

Give us that good skin! / Come to us, flesh brothers! We just want your skin... / Harvest their skin!