Sonorous Dark

Sonorous Dark

Ever hear of that famous adventurer group, the Ashland Drifters?

Sonorous Dark

Apparently the only people to come back out of the Ashlands alive...

Bystander

Seriously... Not the time for this conversation. We're JUST getting to the Ashlands...

Sonorous Dark

Well, we can't ignore the leviathyn in the room now, can we?

Sonorous Dark

If the acid rain don't melt our skin off it'll be the dragons that finish us off.

Sonorous Dark

I don't even know who's idea it was to come here. I guess I'm the idiot for coming along...

Bystander

... What's a dragon?

Bystander

... What's a dragon?

Sonorous Dark

Oh they're basically like leviathyns with wings...

Sonorous Dark

But they shoot flames out of their eyes and have giant fangs for crushing the bones of adventurers...

Bystander

...

*heave*

Bystander

Nah, you're thinking of winged beak ogres.

Bystander

You're thinking of winged beak ogres. What foreign name is this 'daragorn'?

Bystander

Or dray guns? Yeah they're the turret beams that the headless ancients boil adventurers with.

Bystander

They're made of drays.

Bystander

What the fuck is a dray?

Bystander

... Drays?

Bystander

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT DYING IN THE ASHLANDS PLEASE?