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Hey hey hey! It's Mr Floppy! What can I do for you?

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What is this place?

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I would like a bed.

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Your name is actually Mr Floppy?

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Bye

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This is Mr Floppys Flophouse! The finest place for tired travellers to rent a bed for the night!

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Just choose any empty bed you like and sleep in it. You will automatically be charged 100 Catans per bed, per use.

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Yes, Mmiisstteerr Floppy!

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Ok, thanks.

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Thanks Mr Floppy!

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But that's not actually your real name right?

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I wanted to be a doctor...

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Yes, it's a requirement of the Mr Floppys Flophouse franchise that all employees permanently change their names to Mr Floppy, and get this huge Mr Floppy tattoo.

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That sounds a bit extreme...

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That's awesome.

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I know. I wanted to be a doctor...

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I hate my life.

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All that branding seems like a waste of time, it doesn't make the place any more appealing.

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I think its mainly just to crush their employees spirits, keep them in line.

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Interesting.

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I would have been a great doctor.