Пан Флоппі

Пан Флоппі

Hey hey hey! It's Mr Floppy! What can I do for you?

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What is this place?

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I would like a bed.

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Your name is actually Mr Floppy?

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Bye

Пан Флоппі

This is Mr Floppys Flophouse! The finest place for tired travellers to rent a bed for the night!

Пан Флоппі

Just choose any empty bed you like and sleep in it. You will automatically be charged 100 Catans per bed, per use.

Пан Флоппі

Yes, Mmiisstteerr Floppy!

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Ok, thanks.

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Thanks Mr Floppy!

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But that's not actually your real name right?

Пан Флоппі

I wanted to be a doctor...

Пан Флоппі

Yes, it's a requirement of the Mr Floppys Flophouse franchise that all employees permanently change their names to Mr Floppy, and get this huge Mr Floppy tattoo.

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That sounds a bit extreme...

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That's awesome.

Пан Флоппі

I know. I wanted to be a doctor...

Пан Флоппі

I hate my life.

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All that branding seems like a waste of time, it doesn't make the place any more appealing.

Пан Флоппі

I think its mainly just to crush their employees spirits, keep them in line.

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Interesting.

Пан Флоппі

I would have been a great doctor.