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鬆軟先生

Hey hey hey! It's Mr Floppy! What can I do for you?

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What is this place?

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I would like a bed.

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Your name is actually Mr Floppy?

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Bye

鬆軟先生

This is Mr Floppys Flophouse! The finest place for tired travellers to rent a bed for the night!

鬆軟先生

Just choose any empty bed you like and sleep in it. You will automatically be charged 100 Catans per bed, per use.

鬆軟先生

Yes, Mmiisstteerr Floppy!

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Ok, thanks.

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Thanks Mr Floppy!

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But that's not actually your real name right?

鬆軟先生

I wanted to be a doctor...

鬆軟先生

Yes, it's a requirement of the Mr Floppys Flophouse franchise that all employees permanently change their names to Mr Floppy, and get this huge Mr Floppy tattoo.

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That sounds a bit extreme...

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That's awesome.

鬆軟先生

I know. I wanted to be a doctor...

鬆軟先生

I hate my life.

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All that branding seems like a waste of time, it doesn't make the place any more appealing.

鬆軟先生

I think its mainly just to crush their employees spirits, keep them in line.

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Interesting.

鬆軟先生

I would have been a great doctor.