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This is where the Bugmaster has lived for hundreds of years...

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The Crater... every treasure hunter's dream and every treasure hunter's doom.

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This is where the Shek elders seek their final passage to the afterlife, Gateway. Through the undefeated Bugmaster...

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This... This is the Crater... There are more rumours of this place than there are visitors to have survived it...

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Ah! The Bugmaster's lair is this way!

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So...

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Nobody knows what he is or where he came from...

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Some say he's immortal, some say he's a monster. The stories are endless...

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Rumour has it the Bugmaster keeps endless riches holed up in his tower here, enough to buy every city in the outlands...

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If it's an early death sentence we're after, we've found it right here.

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It's where the notorious Bugmaster dwells... Some say he's an insect god, other's say he's the sole living survivor from the ancient race...

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Bugman, bugman, he took a sword to the noggin'...

Arach

How about we agree never to speak of the bugmaster's treasure again?

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But what we do know is.. those that do find him never come back.

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And they all end with death.

But they don't matter. Because nobody ever lives to tell the reality.

Arach

Can't say I'd mind risking my own doom for a piece of that.

Arach

Some say he holds the most prized treasure in all the lands, protected by his personal insect horde...

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But the bugs... saved him uh... *mumble mumble*... floggin'!...

Bystander

... Yep. This place definitely LOOKS as ominous as all the stories about it.

Bystander

I'm just curious as to what the hell happened to the Bugmaster to get his loin cloth so bunched in a knot...

Bystander

Yadda yadda. All I care about is the Bugmaster's loot. I've got dibs if it's a shiny new sword.

Bystander

Bet the Bugmaster just needs some tail, that's all. Release some tension, heh...

Bystander

About that... Have I mentioned that I don't like bugs? Or mass murdering bug gods either funnily enough.....

Arach

Only one thing's for certain though... He ain't welcoming to guests.

Arach

And a bug king was born, against mankind forsworn...

Bystander

... Deal.

Bystander

Dogshit! THAT was the Bugmaster's so-called treasure?!

Bystander

Hmph. Typical outsider. Take your sorry prize. I just want to see the legend himself with my own two eyes...

Bystander

Even the rocks look evil... How about we heed the evil rocks and leave while we still can?

Bystander

So... why are we here? I mean, those pointy rocks have death written all over them as it is...

Arach

And... uh... something about the human race being exterminated as festering vermin...

Bystander

It's all lies, EVERYTHING'S a goddamn lie!... Believe nothing.

Bystander

And then slit him open with my sword.

Bystander

You could try askin' him yourself. I'll be stood a nice safe distance away while you do it *snort*

Bystander

Bet the Bugmaster just needs some tail, that's all. Release some tension, heh...

Bystander

Well, now's your chance to ask him yourself...

Bystander

Stuck travelling with the company of a degenerate. Mercy, Okran...

Bystander

Of course. All of life's problems boil down to 'getting tail'. So deep and eloquent, this one...

Arach

Yadda, yadda, you get the idea.

Bystander

Yeesh. You Shek just don't ease up do you? How about a new non-slitty hobby, eh? Cooking maybe?

Bystander

Hmph. Run all you want, coward. I look forward to fighting the legend with my own sword...

Bystander

... Just forget I ever asked.

Bystander

Oop, better not upset the unsullied Okranite, eh? Heheh...

Bystander

Yadda yadda. All I care about is the Bugmaster's loot. I've got dibs if it's a shiny new sword.

Bystander

You only just learned this?...

Bystander

...

Bystander

... You're the worst bard ever.

Bystander

Welcome to the outlands.

Bystander

... Not much of a cook, eh...