Drunken Bar Thug

Drunken Bar Thug

Either buy me a drink or hit the fucking road...

You gonna buy me a drink, or you gonna stand there gawpin' at me? / I'm not in the mood for chit chat right now, either buy me or drink or hit the fucking road. / What do you want? You gonna buy me a drink or you just gonna stand there lookin' at me? / My last Cats, drowned away in this shithole bar. How about you be a good boy and buy me another, eh? I'm kinda runnin' dry here... / *sigh* I'm runnin' a little dry here, boy. Wanna buy me another grog?

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Sure, drinks are on me

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Nevermind

Uh, no, sorry / I'm leaving, ask someone else

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Sorry, I don't have enough...

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...*Gulp*...

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Then I ain't interested...

Then I ain't talkin'... / Then quit wastin' my time... / Then leave me alone...

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Ah... Drinkin’, it helps calm my nerves before a mission... I ain’t completely soulless, you know, it’s a dark place out there...

Ah... That's the way of the drunken sword, ya see, gotta prep for battle. Can't hit for shit when I'm sober... / Ah... Drinkin' drowns out the voices in my head... / Ah... The more brain cells I can kill off, the better...

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Had a run-in with the bug master down south. Hard times. You ever heard of the bug master, outlander?

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... You ever heard of the Blood Bandits?

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My last mission, it was a pretty hairy one, let's just put it that way... Drinkin' helps me relax, at least a little...

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I had a rough encounter with the bug master this week... Ever hear of 'im?

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You're alright...

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No, who's that?

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I've heard stories.

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Of course. I've crossed blades with him before.

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No, and I'm not interested in who he is either...

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I haven't, no...

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They're the guys that torture their victims, right?

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Nope, and I'm not interested either...

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What happened?

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That's too bad. See you around anyway.

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No. Who's the bug master?

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I've heard tales, nothing more.

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Trust me, you don't wanna meet 'im. The guy's got a freakin' whole army of bugs and he's out for blood. I hear he's half bug, half man, his father was human, his mother insect. Okran know's how old he is, legends say he's immortal, been around since ancient civilisation...

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Yeah?... Then it's a miracle you're alive and here today. The guy's a goddamn maniac, a freak of nature...

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These guys ain't just your standard bandit. These guys are sick in the head and they don't stop at stealing your loot. Or killing you for that matter... No amount of grog is gonna help me wipe out these nightmares...

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We were tryin' to take down a cannibal camp. But we got caught... You ever hear what those savages do to their victims?

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Yeah...

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He's not someone you wanna come across, trust me. Some say he was abandoned as a kid and raised by bugs. The guy practically has an army of giant insects under his control, communicates with 'em, speaks their language...

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Go on...

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I don't ever wanna cross that guy or his bugs again...

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What did they do to you?

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I don't have time for stories, sorry

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Go on...

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Go on...

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So, the guy despises his human lineage, I mean, he's a freak of nature, right? But now he takes out all his rage on the human race, guy's a maniac, I tell you. Had to hide under my comrade's damn cold body, I would have been slaughtered for sure if I hadn't... It's the sort of thing you only see in nightmares....

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I got a job guarding a caravan, shoulda been a straightforward journey... But then the raid started as we set up camp for the night. They picked a couple of us out... they... they made us kill our own comrades, fights to the death. At first we refused, but then they started the torture... it was a living hell.

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They eat them, limb by limb. It's not a pretty way to go, let's just say that... I managed to pick my lock and escape. But they'd already started on my buddy, kept him alive while they ate away at him, like some.. thing... a piece of meat. I had to end his suffering...

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The guy's a madman, thinks he's a goddamn bug or something. Who know's why he hate's humans so much... *sigh*... Half my squadron, slaughtered by 'im. It was a bloodbath...

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That's terrible...

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Sounds like the kinda guy I'd like to fight!

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I think he's just misunderstood. I feel sorry for him.

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Those animals need putting down!

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I'll find these bandits. And I'll kill 'em.

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You did what you had to do to survive.

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You're a coward. You should have stood up to them.

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At least you were around to end your friend's misery...

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I hate cannibals. I swear I'll kill every last one of them.

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... Nothin' a good amount of grog won't fix...

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Ha! Arrogant idiot...

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Well, let's see you say that after his bugs butcher your comrades in front of you...

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Yeah, they do. But they're not the kind of enemy you wanna lose to either...

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Mm... Just don't lose to 'em, whatever you do...

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Yeah...

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You think we didn't try!?

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... That's one way of lookin' at it I guess...

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I wish it were that easy...

You and me both...

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Thanks for the drink anyway

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I feel no sympathy for mass murderers.

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Thanks for the drink.

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Dumb comments like that are gonna land you in deep shit, boy...