Dust Bandit

Dust Bandit

oi... get your asses back here

oi... get back here / oi... did I SAY you could go yet? / oi... I'm not done with you / oi... I'm not finished yet... / oi... leaving already? The fun's just begun / oi... leaving without even a goodbye?

Dust Bandit

Do I.. look... like I give a fuck?

This face don't give a fuck / I ain't givin' any fucks today / I'm all outta fucks to give... / I ain't... stayin' down... that easy / Fuck it

Dust Bandit

oi, bleeder.... Did I SAY you could leave?

oi, bleeder... Running away already? / oi... bleeder... / ha haha / oi, bleeder... Where ya goin'? / You bastard! You were just gonna leave without saying bye?!

Dust Bandit

oi, bleeders... Did I SAY you could leave?

oi, bleeders... Running away already? / oi... bleeders... / ha haha / oi, bleeders... Where ya goin'? / You bastards! You were just gonna leave without saying bye?!

Dust Bandit

Ggh.. *wheeze*

Hrngh.. *heave* / Rgh.. *hack* / Rargh! *gurgle* / My spleen... / Grgh... my lung... / hell... / Why? Why?! / *sob* / This is bullshit

Dust Bandit

Oughtta sell your sorry carcass to the slavers...

Clean yourself up. You're a mess. / Eat dirt. / Stay down. / The snap of your skull is like music to my ears! / Over already? I was enjoying usin' you as dummy practise! / Stay down and bleed out. It'll be less painful that way. / You ain't gettin' back up from that one.

Dust Bandit

Stay down if you know what's good for you

Don't fuck with me again / Stay in the dirt if you know what's good for you / You fuck with me, you eat dirt / You get on my shit, you eat dirt

Dust Bandit

dang

dang, I'm on fire today / Went down like a sack 'o shit / That had to hurt / Hurts, don't it? / Oh, that's nice / Tidy

Dust Bandit

Rot in the sands

Eat dirt / Die slowly / *spit* / bastard / bleeder / That felt good / Oh, that felt real good / ha haha ha, oh that crunch!

Dust Bandit

Don't fuck with me

That'll teach ya / That'll learn ya / Don't mess with me / Kiss. My. Ass

Dust Bandit

Hold it.... let me savour this moment

Cuttin' you down never felt so good / Nothin' beats the feeling of thumpin' you down / Ain't so hard NOW are ya, bleeder?

Dust Bandit

Let the dogs finish 'em off

Leave 'em to the dogs / Let the dogs chew 'em up / Leave 'em to rot / Let 'em rot in the sands / Let 'em rot in the dirt / Let the gutters finish 'em off

Dust Bandit

bleeder

bastard

Dust Bandit

bleeders

bastards

Dust Bandit

Got 'em

Dust Bandit

*Spit*

*Hack* / ha haha ha / Worthless / You quittin' on me already? / Is that all ya got?

Dust Bandit

Hope you rot

Rot in the sands / Rot / Rot in shit / Ain't worth a shit / *Spit*

Dust Bandit

Urk... Did we win...?

Rph!... Did we get 'em? / Oof... How'd we do? / *cough*... Did I do good?

Dust Bandit

Really did a number on me...

That stings... / Grh, that smarts / Messed me up good / How long was I out? / Ah, hell / Ah, damn it / At least I'm still in one piece... I think... / I taste blood... / I don't feel so good / ... What happened?

Dust Bandit

Where'd they go? I'll bite their kneecaps off!

Where'd they go? I wasn't done with 'em yet! / Wha? Nah, I missed all the fun!? ARG! / Where'd they go? I'll gut 'em! / Aghhh! / Mm, I taste blood / Is that MY blood?

Dust Bandit

You're gonna get fucked up

Oh, now it's on! / Now it's MY turn to shine / This is the part where you die horribly / Time for a beat down

Dust Bandit

That's it, you're in for a stabbin'

Now it's serious fightin'! / I'm gonna stab you up into dog food / Careful, I'm a biter / Go for the eyes! / Alright, stand still so I can hit you this time... / Quit moving around and just let me stab you already...

Dust Bandit

Can't let you get away with knockin' me out like that...

Nope, you ain't gettin' away from me that easy... / It's stabbin' time! / Urgh... Sure gave me a beating for my Cats, eh... / Now I gotta make this even... / Oh, you're in for a stabbin' now...! / Did a real number on my spleen, didn't you... / I'll make you pay!

Dust Bandit

Hand over your Cats if you wanna live!

Give up your Cats if you wanna live! / Give us your Cats if you wanna live! / Hand over your Cats or I'll slit your throat! / Give up your Cats or I'll slit your throat! / Give us your Cats or I'll slit your throat! / Money! Hand it over, bleeder! / Cats! Hand 'em over, bleeder! / Hand over you Cats! Don't make me have to pry 'em from your corpse, bleeder! / Hand over you Cats or I'm gonna break your balls with a sword! / Give up your Cats or I'm gonna break your balls with a sword! / Cats! Hand 'em over or I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

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Take it! (Give 500 Cats)

Okay, okay! (Give 500 Cats) / fine... (Give 500 Cats)

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Here (Give 300 Cats)

fine (Give 300 Cats)

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Outta my way, goddamn dirty bandits!

Hit the road, crappy bandits!

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You want Cats? Take them from me, I dare you

You want my money? Just try taking it from me! / Bring it on, bandit dogs! I've been itching for a fight! / No! Come on, come at me, dirty bandits!

Dust Bandit

Good, quick learnin', bleeder

Smart choice, chumbo / Good chumbo! / You learn well, chumbo

Dust Bandit

300 Cats eh? And what about them backpacks o' yours? You ain't got more than 300 Cats in all them hidey holes?! Empty 'em out! Lying bastard!

You sure you don't have any extra Cats hidden in them backpacks!? fucking miser... Let me see!

Dust Bandit

So hold the fuck up. You're tellin' me, that between all of you bleeders, you can't scrape together more than 300 Cats between ya?

300 Cats?! So a pack 'o idiots like you lot can't afford more than 300 Cats between you?! Do I really gotta start slittin' throats already?

Dust Bandit

MORE!

.... Higher.

Dust Bandit

Alright, hand it over then

fine, give it here then / fine, chuck it here then

Dust Bandit

Just have to take it from your corpse!

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword / I'll chop you up! / I'll snap your head off! / I'll break your face! / You'll die! / I'll cut you open! / I'll rip your face off!

Dust Bandit

Smarmy bastard!

Cocky bastard! / I'll cut that smug look off your face, bastard! / I'm gonna break your balls with a sword! / I'll punch that smirk off your face, bastard!

Dust Bandit

Just don't try comin' after us!

Don't even think about comin' after us! / I'll let you live another day! / You get to live another day! / Now hit the fucking road! / Now get outta my face!

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It's all I've got, I swear

It's all I have, honestly / I swear, I don't have any more money

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Get your goddamn beak out of my bag!

Get your goddamn fingers out of my bag! / Don't touch my goddamn bag! / Hey back off! Don't touch my stuff!

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Go ahead, check my belongings

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Go ahead, check my stuff

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You'd rather fight us all, would you?

So you'd rather fight ALL of us?

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Just take the 300, bandit. Don't push me.

Don't push it bandit, just take the 300 / You don't want to push me, bandit...

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... No!

Dust Bandit

ARG!

Dust Bandit

Tch, fine. Good for nothing bum. I'm taking the 300 though, you're lucky I'm in a good mood!

Dust Bandit

Lyin' idiot!

Dust Bandit

Urgh, lying runt! Just for that, I'm takin' your crap AND givin' you a stabbin'!

Dust Bandit

idiot!

Stubborn idiot!

Dust Bandit

Don't mind if I do...

Alright, I will... / Alright... / I will!...

Dust Bandit

... fine... Just give us the 300 Cats and fuck off

... fine... Just hand over the 300 Cats and fuck off

Dust Bandit

Just keep pushin' me, idiot, you runts don't scare me. So, am I gonna have to loot the Cats from your crappy corpse, or are ya gonna behave...?

Just give me a reason to break your balls, idiot, I'm always up for makin' runts bleed! So are ya gonna comply, or no...? / ha haha ha, I don't give a shit how many of you there are! I'm always up for a fight! So... one last chance, are ya gonna obey?

Dust Bandit

Looks like we got us a cocky bastard! Alright boys, it's stabbin' time!

Dust Bandit

ha haha! And why's that?

Dust Bandit

Now get the hell outta my face before I change my mind

Now hit the fucking road. Before I change my mind.

Dust Bandit

Go for the eyes!

kill him.!

Dust Bandit

AAAARGH!!

Blood, blood, blood! / Fight! / Come 'ere! / Get over 'ere!

Dust Bandit

Come to daddy

Come to papa

Dust Bandit

I'll sort 'em out!

Nowhere to hide, bleeder! / Nowhere to run, bleeder! / Chase 'em down!

Dust Bandit

fine, just gimme the 300 Cats and hit the fucking road. fucking scrounger...

Dust Bandit

fucking liar! You lied to me! You got loads of crap on ya!

fucking liar! You lied to me! Lookit all these Cats! / Lying bastard! You lied to me! Lookit all these monies!

Dust Bandit

What? Liar! You got loads of sexy crap on ya!

Eh? goddamn liar! You got loads of fancy crap in here! / Mah? Lying bleeder... You got loads of swanky crap in here!

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Bring it on then!

Come on then, hit me! / Then let's fight! / Show me what you got then!

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I use bandits like you for target practise

I've killed hundreds of bandits like you / I eat bandits like you for breakfast

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Because I don't like getting my hands dirty

Because you won't like me when I'm angry / Because I'm a lover, not a fighter

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...

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Keep pushing me and you'll find out soon

Keep pushing, maybe you'll find out

Dust Bandit

Oh yeah? We'll see how well you do against ME!

Is that right? Then let's see how you do against ME!

Dust Bandit

ha haha ha! Stubborn idiot!

Dust Bandit

Bah! You runts don't scare me!

Dust Bandit

oi, runt!

oi, idiot! / oi, you chumbo!

Dust Bandit

oi, runts!

oi, bastards! / oi, you lot!

Dust Bandit

Get over here!

Come 'ere! / Hold still! / Hold it! / Don't move!

Dust Bandit

Don't even think about runnin'!

You dare try 'n run from me!

Dust Bandit

...

Dust Bandit

I said no fucking runnin'!

Dust Bandit

Here...

Dust Bandit

You wanna get fucked up!? Quit runnin'!

Dust Bandit

You want me to slit your throat, idiot?!

Quit runnin' or I'll slit your throat!

Dust Bandit

goddamn morons...

goddamn cretins... / goddamn chumps... / goddamn bleeders

Dust Bandit

fucking idiot...

Gutless idiot...

Dust Bandit

Get 'em!

Make 'em bleed! / Kill 'em! Go for the eyes! / Cut 'em down! / Teach 'em how it's done! / Teach 'em a lesson! / Mess 'em up!

Dust Bandit

oi! Look at that guy!

oi! / oi bleeder! / oi, you! / bleeder! oi! / oi! bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Attack!

Raaarrrgggghhh!!!! / kill him.!

Dust Bandit

oi!

oi! OI! / Oi oi oi!

Dust Bandit

kill him.!

Dust Bandit

oi.

Dust Bandit

oi you! coward chumbo!

oi bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Get over here!

Come here! / I'm talking to you, bleeder!

Dust Bandit

What you doing, bleeder?

Hey, bleeder.

Dust Bandit

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

Dust Bandit

Stop running!

Come back you coward! / Why are you running away? / Come here! / Stop being a coward! / Don't be a coward! / We just want to talk! / Why are you running?

Dust Bandit

oi! Come here!

We're gonna have words! / What are you looking at? / Think you are strong?

Dust Bandit

Mind if we follow you?

Can we come with you? / We're coming with you, bleeder.

Dust Bandit

Hey.

Oi.

Dust Bandit

You scared? You scared, chumbo?

You afraid of me?

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fuck off.

fuck off!

Dust Bandit

Uh oh, cops.

Dust Bandit

You can't hide forever, bleeder!

Dust Bandit

I fucking give up.

Screw this. / Fuck it! / Ah for fuck's sake. / hell!

Dust Bandit

You bleeders need protection around here. It's not safe.

We should look after you. You look weak. / We should band together for safety!

Dust Bandit

bleeder.

Dust Bandit

RRAAARRR!!!

Dust Bandit

what?

Dust Bandit

fucking coward!

Gutless bastard!

Dust Bandit

Give us some coin.

Do you have any money? / Show us your money. We'll keep it safe.

Dust Bandit

Where you going?

What are you doing here? / What are you doing, bleeder?

Dust Bandit

HAHA HA!

Dust Bandit

kill him.!

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I'm gonna break your balls with a sword! You fucking bleeder! You bastard!

Dust Bandit

How much are you going to pay us?

We can't do it for free, of course. / How much money have you got? / We can keep your valuables safe.

Dust Bandit

Where you going, bleeder?

What are you doing? / Hey. bleeder.

Dust Bandit

oi.

Dust Bandit

Where you bleeders going?

Where you going? / Hey. you.

Dust Bandit

fucking pay us!

Pay us! / Give me some fucking money!

Dust Bandit

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

Dust Bandit

bleeder? Are you fucking listening?

Hey, bleeder?

Dust Bandit

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

Bystander

Yeah! fucking pay us, bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Let's fight!

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No.

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Okay.

Dust Bandit

Let's join in, lads!

Attack! / Go! / All out! / Get 'em! / Pile up! / Don't forget us! / Clean up! / kill him.!

Dust Bandit

HA hahaha ha!

HAHAHAHA! / RRRAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dust Bandit

You again!

Hey it's that bleeder again. / oi bleeder is back! / HA! Guys, look! It's that bleeder! he's back from the dead! / Hey he's back from the dead! / Well well well!

Dust Bandit

Hey those bleeders are back!

Those bleeders are back again. / Back for more? / I thought we killed these bleeders? / Well well well!

Dust Bandit

oh shit, it's him!

oh shit it's him again! / oh shit!

Dust Bandit

You again! kill him.!

Dust Bandit

We didn't kill him right!

You chumbos didn't kill him properly! / Look who it is!

Dust Bandit

What are we going to do with you, chumbo?

Well well well!

Dust Bandit

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword!

I'm gonna break your balls with a sword.

Dust Bandit

.....

Dust Bandit

Do you wanna get fucked up again?

I think you have too much blood inside you!

Dust Bandit

We're gonna get you later!

Watch yourself!

Dust Bandit

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do about it? / You gonna fight us?

Bystander

oh shit oh shit!

Ah! What do we do?

Bystander

Shall we hell him up, boss?

Lets get 'em!

Dust Bandit

ha haha ha!

Dust Bandit

Shit didn't go so well for you last time, did it?

Things went badly for you last time, eh?

Dust Bandit

Sshh! Sshh!

Dust Bandit

Yeah, hell him up good!

Dust Bandit

Nah, wait 'till he leaves town.

We'll get him later.

Bystander

ha haha ha

Dust Bandit

What you gonna do?

Dust Bandit

Just act natural.

Don't draw attention. / Be quiet! Act normal!

Dust Bandit

ha haha ha!

Dust Bandit

What is this, a buffet?!

This ain't a fucking buffet! / oi! You ain't snackin' on my crops! / oi! Get away from those crops! / oi! My crops! / aaah screw it, my crops!

Dust Bandit

It's slaughterin' time!

It's butcherin' time! / Time to collect me some raptor skins!

Dust Bandit

aaah raptors! I hate goddamn raptors!

raptors! Just my goddamn luck! / raptors... Ain't this just my lucky goddamn day... / Argh, I ain't in the mood for dealin' with goddamn pest control! / oi, get away from by crops! goddamn raptor bastards! / Back off, raptor bastard! Stay the hell away from my farm!

Dust Bandit

Get off my goddamn farm!

Get the hell out of here! goddamn raptors! / Get the hell out of here! goddamn reeking raptors! / goddamn raptor bastards! Get off my goddamn farm!

Dust Bandit

goddamn annoying raptors! Curse the lot of you!

goddamn raptor bastards! I'll kill you all! / goddamn raptor bastards! I'll slaughter the lot of you!

Dust Bandit

ha haha, this is too easy!

Fresh victims! / Fresh meat! / ha haha... Ain't no city for you lot out here... Just bandits! / Must be a long way from home out here, eh, guys? / Strays from the city, eh? / Ain't no-one to protect you out here, runts! / You must be askin' for trouble, travellin' through MY territory!

Dust Bandit

What's this?

Who are these idiots? / Fresh victims! / Well looky here! An' what are YOU doin' all the way out here in the outlands, eh? / Who are you? This is MY territory!

Dust Bandit

ha haha, this is too easy!

A fresh victim! / Fresh meat! / A lone traveller, eh? / Travellin' all on your lonesome, eh? / Travellin' without any company? You make this too easy for us! / ha haha, this is a dangerous place for lone travellers... / A stray from the city, eh? / ha haha... Ain't no city for you out here, bleeder... / You must be a long way from home out here, eh, bleeder? / Ain't no-one to protect you out here, runt! / You must be askin' for trouble, travellin' alone all the way out here!

Dust Bandit

Traders! Get 'em!

Merchants! Get 'em! / Traders! Gut 'em! / Traders! Kill 'em! / A trade caravan?! Crush 'em! / Merchants! Gut 'em! / Merchants! Kill 'em! / Merchants! Bleed 'em dry! / Traders... This is the motherload, boys, charge! / Merchants... This is the motherload, boys, charge! / A caravan!... charge! Loot 'em dry! / this one should have some juicy loot on him! charge! / Merchants?!... Load up, boys! Take everything you can carry! / A trade caravan!... Load up, boys! Take everything you can carry! / Load up, boys! Take everything you can carry! / This oughtta get us some good loots! Get 'em! / Load up, boys! This lot oughtta have some decent loot! / Clear 'em out! These fat cats'll get us some good loot!

Dust Bandit

Charge! Cut him down and see if he's got any good loot!

Take him out, we'll check him for loot after! / Take him out, he might have some decent loot on him! / Swiping the loot from this one should be cinch! / Kill 'em and strip 'em! / Check 'em over for valuables! / An' just as were runnin' out of supplies too!

Dust Bandit

Looks like some runts to take my rage out on!

ha haha! These sad runts are just asking for a beating! / ha haha! These nobodies are just asking for a beating! / Looks like we got us some trainin' dummies to beat on! / This oughtta make some good sword trainin' for us, ha haha!

Dust Bandit

what the fuck're you lookin' at?

oi. Whaddya think yer lookin' at, chumbo?

Dust Bandit

oi idiot! You lookin' at me?

You eyeballin' me, idiot? / what, you checkin' me out or somethin', wierdo? / You lookin' at me, wierdo?

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I don't know but whatever it is, it's hideous!

Dunno. Whatever it is, it could use a good plastic surgeon / I'm lookin' at YOU, bleeder! What of it? / I'm lookin' at YOU! Got a problem with that?

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...

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I'm so sorry, I'll be on my way...

I'm really sorry, please don't hurt me / I'm really sorry, please let me go / Please forgive me, I won't bother you again

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Scram bandit!

Go, bandit! / Shoo, bandit! / Get lost, bandit / Hit the road, bandit / Shove off, bandit / Run along, bandit

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Yeah, I'm lookin' at you? What of it?

What are you gonna do about it, idiot? / Yeah, got a problem with that? / Maybe... Got a problem with that, bleeder?

Dust Bandit

This idiot must be lookin' for a fight

You must be lookin' for an ass kickin'! / You wanna get your ass kicked or somethin'? / Do you WANT to get fucked up, idiot? / You wanna get your butt kicked? / You wanna get your head kicked in? / You wanna get your face smashed in? / Oh I like fights! / Oooh a fight! / I can't wait to break your balls... / ha haha! Looks like we got us a fighter! / Ohoo! Looks like we got a brawler on our hands!

Dust Bandit

oh shit it's YOU... Forgive me!

oh shit I've heard of you! Nevermind, I'm sorry! / oh shit wait, I've heard of you before! Forgive me! / Wait, aren't you famous? ... I'm sorry! Forgive me...

Dust Bandit

oh shit it's you again! Mercy!

Wait! ... You again? Forgiveness! / Huh?!... Wait, it's you again! I'm sorry, please let me go! / oh shit! Wait I remember you! I surrender, I'm sorry!

Dust Bandit

Ugh you again! bastard you won't defeat me so easily this time!

Ack! YOU! Think you can defeat me again!? Try me! / Huh?!.. YOU! You beat me last time... Not this time bastard! / Wait! I remember you... you gave me a thrashing last time - now it's your turn, fucking bastard! / Hang about... It's YOU! I wasn't feelin' so good last time we met - this time I'm gonna fuck you up! / Wait, I know you! Now it's YOUR turn for a fucking beating! / Hang on, I know you! I'm gonna beat the crap out of you for what you did to me last time!

Dust Bandit

ha haha! crazy bastard, it's you again. Come back for more eh?!

Ha! It's YOU! ha haha, returned for another beating eh? / Aha! It's YOU! ha haha, back for another beating aye? / ha haha! I know this one! Guess you want another beating! / wait! I remember you... back from the dead eh? Have to finish you off properly this time! / wait... well, look who returned from the dead! I'll kill you for good this time! / Oh wait, look who it is! Can't believe you survived my last beating! ha haha crazy bastard

Dust Bandit

You gone mute idiot?

Cat got your tongue, idiot? / Can't speak, idiot? / idiot, you gonna talk to me or not? / It's rude to ignore people when spoken to, idiot / It's bad manners to ignore people when spoken to, idiot / Too shy to talk to me, idiot? / Too scared to talk to me, idiot? / You better not ignore me, idiot / Bad things happen to those who IGNORE me, idiot / Ohoo you don't wanna ignore me, idiot

Dust Bandit

ha haha Whatever coward

goddamn coward / You disgust me, coward / Come back when you've grown some balls, coward

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Bring it on!

Come at me! / Bring it! / So fight me! / Quit yapping and fight!

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Look, I don't want any trouble...

I'm sorry, I don't want to fight... / I'm sorry, let's settle this peacefully... / Wait, forgive me, I don't want a fight / Wait, I'm sorry...

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I don't have time for this

Come on, I'm not interested in fighting

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fuck off

Bystander

Hey, this one looks pretty tough...

Bystander

Hey, this one beat us pretty bad last time...

Bystander

Wait... Didn't he beat us last time?!

Hang on... he fucked us up before! / Huh? I recognise this one... oh shit he beat us last time! / Wait... Didn't he mess us up last time?! / Hang on... he messed us up real good before! / shit wait a second... this one beat us up before! / aaah! I know this one... he kicked our asses last time!

Dust Bandit

kill him.

Dust Bandit

tch say that again, whelp. I can't hear you.

What did you say? You wimpin' out on me now? / So you're sorry now!? Say that louder, coward / tch say that again, coward. I can't hear you. / ha haha! Scared you'll lose, coward? / Ohhh he's SORRY now? You gonna apologise for lookin' at my pretty face?

Dust Bandit

tch fine whatever, I'll just have to find some other idiot to play with

tch fine whatever / Then get out of my face / Then scram

Dust Bandit

You're gonna regret this, bleeder!

You're gonna wish you never messed with me! / You shouldn't have fucked with me! / I'm gonna make you eat your own balls! / I'm gonna make you eat my a sword! / I'll kill you! fucking bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Okay, okay I'm going

fine I'm leaving / I'll go, I'll go / hell I'm going!

Dust Bandit

... hell! Let's get outta here!

oh shit I remember! Run away! / aaah yeah! hell, run! / ... run! / ...You are very correct. RUN! / ... indeed... RUN!

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...

Dust Bandit

kill him.

Dust Bandit

Huh?!

Hm? / Hey... / Hold on a sec... / !! / what...

Dust Bandit

Hey! I know this one...

Hey, look at this one.. / Psst, check this one out...

Dust Bandit

...

Wait... / Hey guys...

Dust Bandit

Hey, it's him!

It... it's him! / Hey, you recognise him?! / You recognise him, right?!

Bystander

him? Ooh is it someone famous?

Ah who is it? Someone important?

Dust Bandit

Nah it's just some punk. A troublemaker

Pfft nah. Just some dumb punk

Bystander

Wha?

Eh? / Uh? / Umm.. / Hrm?

Bystander

idiot

Dust Bandit

Been pickin' fights. Causin' trouble

Yeah, been around meddlin' in our business / Been struttin' around the place being a nuisance

Dust Bandit

Been causin' a disturbinance

Bystander

... Oh! Yeah, shit! him!

.. hell! I do / YEAH! I know this bastard...

Bystander

Don't much like the sound of 'im

Sounds fucking annoying / Seems like a pain in the ass to me!

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A disturbinance?

Dust Bandit

fucking murdering scumbag

Looks like we found ourselves a fucking bandit killer! / You've fucked with us for the last fucking time, bastard / You enjoy fucking killing bandits, bastard?

Dust Bandit

Yeah. The fucking murdering scumbags

Looks like we found ourselves some fucking bandit killers! / You've fucked with us for the last fucking time, bastards

Bystander

Hell NO he's not getting away from us!

You're not gettin' away with what you've done / I'm NOT lettin' you get away, bastard

Bystander

Hell NO they are not getting away from us

You're not gettin' away with what you've done / I'm NOT lettin' you get away, bastards

Bystander

Want me to get 'em for ya?

Want me to sort 'em out for ya? / Want me to take care of 'em?

Bystander

Thought you could slink past us, ah?!

Thought you could get away from us eh?

Bystander

oi! Don't fucking run away from us, coward!

You can't run away from us! / Don't try and run, coward / You can run, but you can't hide coward

Dust Bandit

Well we got nothin' else to do today. Smash their brains out boys

I like your thinkin'! Cut 'em up boys! / Yeah, knock yourself out! Let's carve 'em up REAL nice n' slow

Dust Bandit

Come 'ere and take your fucking punishment!

Better start praying, bastard

Bystander

Smashy fuckin' SMASHY!

Stabby stabbersons! / I do like to smash stuff

Dust Bandit

Get him!

Bystander

ha haha ha

Bystander

Only a fucking idiot would mess with us bandits

You should never have messed with us bandits

Dust Bandit

Teach 'em not to mess with a bandit, boys!

Teach 'em not to fuck with us bandits, boys! / Learn 'em not to pick fights with bandits boys / This'll learn 'em

Bystander

I'm gonna use your skull as a fucking soup bowl

I'm gonna slit your throat

Dust Bandit

Gonna cut you so slowly... so painfully

I'm gonna carve you up real nice 'n slow

Dust Bandit

You'll be begging me to finish the job

You'll be wishing you were dead

Bystander

Stab 'em in the balls!!

Dust Bandit

ARGHHHH!

RARRRGH! / GRRRAR!!

Bystander

Don't EVER fuck with us!

NEVER fuck with us! / Nobody crosses us and gets away with it! / You fuck with us, you die!

Dust Bandit

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! HELP!! HELLLLP!

HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! / HELP MEEEEE! I CAN'T DIE YET! / HELP!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS! / NO!! HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS! / I... I CAN'T TAKE IT! HELP!! HELLLLP! / HELP!! HELLLLP! I DON'T WANNA DIE! / THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP! / HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP! I CAN'T DIE YET! / THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! HELP MEEEEE! / HELP!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE! / GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! HELP!! HELLLLP! / I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! / NOOOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! / NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I CAN'T DIE YET! / ARRRGHHH! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Dust Bandit

Damn bastards! You can't eat me, I'm poisonous!

Damn DIRTY cannibals! You do realise I'm poisonous, right? / fucking cannibals... you sicken me / I fucking hate cannibals / Damn bastards! C'mon let me go. I taste like shit, guys / Damn DIRTY cannibals! Eat me, I fucking dare you! / Get it over with then! Eat me already! fucking cannibals! / fucking cannibals! So you gonna eat me or what? cowards

Dust Bandit

Goddammit! ... Damn bastards! Get me out of here!

hell! Damn DIRTY cannibals! Let me go already! / fucking cannibals... you sicken me... / ... I fucking hate cannibals... / I... need out of here! Goddammit!

Dust Bandit

*sob*... I don't wanna die! Help me...

*whimper*... Please... I don't wanna die... help me... / *sniff*... Please... I don't wanna die...Please let me out of here... / *sob*... Let me go... I can't take this... / *whimper*... I don't wanna die! ...Please, I'll do anything

Dust Bandit

ha haha you're gonna regret messing with me, bastards! My friends'll come save me. You picked the wrong outlander to mess with

yuck dirty fucking cannibals! Someone'll come for me! Just you wait... / ha haha ha! You think a CAGE can hold me?! idiots! Someone'll come for me! Just you wait... / I fucking hate cannibals! You'll regret this I tell ya! My friends are on their way for me right now! / ha haha ha! You think a CAGE can hold me?! idiots! My brothers will come avenge me. Oh you're gonna regret this... / fucking cannibals! An army of pissed off outlaws will appear any minute now to rescue me, just you wait!

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Coward! Pull yourself together!

Quit whining! Get a hold of yourself, girl!

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Don't worry, I'll get us out of here...

It's okay, I'll get us out of here, I promise...

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Calm down. Panicking isn't going to get you anywhere.

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Oh god! They're gonna eat us alive!

We're doomed! Somebody do something! / They'll cook us alive! Somebody save us!

Dust Bandit

tch dumbasses..

tch cowards... / tch idiots...

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We have to get out of here!

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We have to do something! I can't die like this!

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I saw them eyeing you up... You're next...

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Hold on, I'll pick your lock. Let's get out of here

Dust Bandit

And then we're all gonna eat YOU. Just for fucking funsies! ...

Plot twist: We eat YOU bastards! See how YOU fucking like it! ... Yeah... / We'll eat YOU bastards! Just for shits n' giggles ... Yeah... / And then we're all gonna eat YOU! Won't be so high n' mighty then, will ya? ... / And then we're all gonna eat YOU. Just for fucking funsies! ... Uh huh! / Plot twist: We eat YOU bastards! See how YOU fucking like it! ... Uh huh! / We'll eat YOU bastards! Just for shits n' giggles ... Uh huh!

Dust Bandit

... R- right...

HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I'M ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY CANNIBALS! / ...Y- yeah... / I DON'T WANNA!

Dust Bandit

R- really?...

You will? / You'll get us out?

Dust Bandit

OH GOD!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

This can't be happening to me!!! / NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! / ARRRGHHH! / NOOOOO!

Dust Bandit

I DON'T WANNA DIE!

I CAN'T DIE YET! / I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS! / THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! / THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! / I... I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Dust Bandit

You're tellin' me! You any good with a lockpick?

Dust Bandit

...

Dust Bandit

Alright! You gotta help me out!

Dust Bandit

Good man! I am NOT waitin' around to get eaten alive!

Dust Bandit

They'll come save me...

They'll come for me for sure / Yeah, they're coming...

Dust Bandit

... Oh god...

Dust Bandit

You have to hurry!

Dust Bandit

*Hysterical crying*

*Cries hysterically*

Dust Bandit

LET ME OUT!!!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! / LET ME GO! / I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Reply

Sure, leave the locks to me

Reply

I dunno... I can try

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No, I'm terrible! We're doomed!

Dust Bandit

*gulp*

Dust Bandit

Quickly, before they come back!

Dust Bandit

Well you better try damn hard... Get the locks open.

Dust Bandit

Geez...

Dust Bandit

I'm countin' on you...

Dust Bandit

Just forget it...

Dust Bandit

Hey, I know that face

Hey, I recognize him / I recognize this one / Hey, it's you! / Hey I know you

Dust Bandit

Hey, I know these guys

Hey, I recognize them / I recognize those guys / Hey, it's you guys! / Hey I know you

Dust Bandit

Hey, I recognize this one...

Hm, I think I know this one

Dust Bandit

A while back this one SAVED my ass!

this one SAVED my skin! / I wouldn't be alive now if it wasn't for this one / I'd be dead if this one hadn't helped me out / I owe this one my life!

Dust Bandit

A while back these guys SAVED my ass!

These guys SAVED my skin! / I wouldn't be alive now if it wasn't for these guys / I'd be dead if these guys hadn't helped me out / I owe these guys my life!

Bystander

Huh? this one? Looks like a idiot to me

Uh-huh? / Yup?

Bystander

Huh? These guys? Look like a bunch of idiots to me

Uh-huh? / Yup?

Bystander

Huh? this one?

Who? this one? / What are you talkin' about? / Yeah?

Bystander

Huh? These guys?

Who? Them? / What are you talkin' about? / Yeah?

Dust Bandit

...Nah. This, this is a good guy. Look after 'em.

...Ah yeah, he kinda helped me out once

Dust Bandit

...Nah. These, these are good guys. Look after 'em.

Dust Bandit

Anybody touch a hair on this one's head, and I slit your throat

Anybody tries messing with this one, they answer to ME / Fucking touch this one and I slit your throat

Dust Bandit

Anybody touch a hair on these guys' heads, and I slit your throat

Anybody tries messing with these guys, they answer to ME / Fucking touch these guys and I slit your throat

Bystander

...

Dust Bandit

Well, whatever

Anyway whatever / Shit happens

Dust Bandit

So, can I join you?

So how about it? Wanna join up? / We teamin' up then or what?

Reply

Sure! Follow me!

Okay! Follow me

Reply

I don't know if I can trust a bandit...

Not sure I can trust you... / You're a bandit. How can I trust you?

Reply

No thanks

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I'm not interested in bandit scum

Dust Bandit

Good choice

You won't regret it / I'll make ya proud! / Where to first? / Let's do this! / Smart move

Dust Bandit

Come on, give me a chance. I promise you can trust me and I'll kill anybody you ask, just say the word...

Just give me a chance. I'll show you I can be trusted, and I'll 'take care' of anyone who crosses you heheh / You can trust me, you saved my life afterall. And, just say the word and I'll take out anyone who gets in your way *wink*

Dust Bandit

Your loss

Too bad / That's too bad / Oh well

Dust Bandit

tch, screw you

Reply

Hmm, you'll kill ANYBODY for me?

Ooh, you'll kill ANYBODY for me?

Reply

This is exactly what I'm talking about! I don't want to murder anybody!

This is exactly what I mean! Not everyone is into killing people you know

Reply

And you're not going to stab me in the back?

How do I know you're not just gonna stab me in the back?

Dust Bandit

Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it. No questions asked.

I'll do it! Anything for a good friend. So what do you say? / I'll kill a whole town full of people for you, my friend! How about it?

Dust Bandit

Oh. Well, whatever, I can be good. Whatever you're into. Sounds a bit boring but I'll give it a go

Oh I see. Well whatever floats your boat. Sounds a bit boring but I won't murder anyone. Just for you, my friend / Oh. Okay well that's doable, if you don't want me to kill anyone then I'll try not to. Yeah, we'll live peacefully like... erm.. goats! / Oh... Yeah! I like the sound of that, let's live all peacefully-like in the mountains

Dust Bandit

No, I'm not like that. I'm pretty loyal actually, especially to people who free me from prisons, funnily enough. Now, let's go back to your house already

Nah, I won't betray you don't worry. I'm very trustworthy, plus I owe you, remember? So can we go back to your place now? / Hey I ain't gonna stab you in the back, okay? I'm not like that. Are we going back to yours or what? / You can trust me. I owe you, remember? So when are we going home? / Come on, I owe you big time. I'd be dead if it wasn't for you. I respect you... Can we go back to yours now?

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ha haha, okay!

Reply

Forget about it, this seems like a bad idea

Reply

As long as you control yourself... fine, follow me

... fine. Just, behave yourself

Reply

my house? What are you, some sort of bandit spy or something?

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You want to come back to my house? Ok this is getting wierd, I'm going now

You DO realise how creepy that sounds right? Sorry, I'm going now

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... sure! Ok, let's go

Dust Bandit

ha haha, why the hell would I wanna spy on you? I just wanna raid your food, kick back and take it easy...

What? No, why would I be spying on you? I just wanna put my feet up and get some food in my belly! / Geez, paranoid much? I just wanna hang loose and eat some grub, that's all

Reply

Nope. Don't trust you, bye

Still don't trust you. Goodbye

Reply

I don't need LAZY people sponging off us thanks

Not interested in taking in freeloaders thanks / Sorry, I don't accept deadbeats

Reply

Huh. Sounds like a pretty nice plan, let's go!

I like the cut of your jib! Let's go! / You sound like my kind of person! Let's go!

Dust Bandit

Surrender yourself or die!

Drop your weapons or die! / You! Drop you weapons, now!

Dust Bandit

Drop your weapons or die!

ARG! Die! / Surrender yourselves or die! / Drop you weapons, now! / Weapons! Drop 'em, now! / Drop your weapons or BLEED! / Weapons! Drop 'em!

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fine... Let's just talk about this. Peacefully.

fine... Let's just talk about this. Calmly.

Reply

Wait! What do you want from me?

Wait... I'll do whatever you want / Don't hurt me, I'll do whatever you want

Reply

Go hassle someone else, rat!

I don't have time for a bunch of dirty starvers! / I've got better things to do than deal with a bunch of goddamn rats! / Go hassle someone else, dirty starvers!

Dust Bandit

I want your crap! Your food! Your gear! All of it!

I want your crap! Hand it over, all of it! / You want to settle this peacefully? Then hand over your Cats, quickly! / I want your gear, your food, your money... everything! Give it to me! / I want your crap! Your food! Your gear! Everything! / I want your crap! Go on, hand over your Cats... NOW! / Make this easy. Hand over your Cats. If you give me your money, we won't slit your throat. Do NOT make me ask you again!

Dust Bandit

goddamn you!

Go to hell! / Rot in hell!

Reply

I don't have any money!

But I'm broke! I have no money... / But... I'm out of Cats!

Reply

I don't want to fight. Can't we work something out?

No violence. Maybe we can come to an agreement? / Okay, let's be civil about this... maybe we can come to an agreement? / Please, can't we settle this some other way?

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That's fine, just let me go. Here (300 Cats)

fine. Here (300 Cats) / No trouble. Here (300 Cats)

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That's fine, just let me go. Here (150 Cats)

fine. Here (150 Cats)

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Never! Just you try and take it from me, goddamn starvers

Never! I won't surrender to you that easily, thieving rats

Reply

I've worked hard for my money, I'm not going to let you take it

No... / No, I've worked hard for my money / ... No. You're not taking my money / ... I don't have any money, honestly

Dust Bandit

Then tough shit! I'll have to strip the clothes from your back!

Dust Bandit

No! Give it up! I won't ask twice, quit screwin' around, bleeder...

No! Hand the Cats over already, bleeder. I ain't gonna ask again!

Dust Bandit

Stingy bleeder. You got no chance against us! Look at you, half dead, you look like a damn joke. MORE!

goddamn miser! Lookit the state of you! You look half dead! This is your life on the line, gimme MORE! / goddamn miser! Lookit that goddamn crippled arm o' yours! You got no chance against us in that state! Pay up, MORE! / That's it?! With that shonky lookin' arm floppin' around? You need puttin' down chumbo! You can't defend yourself in that state, I want more!

Dust Bandit

Stingy bleeder. You got no chance against us! Look at you, half dead, you look like a damn joke. MORE!

goddamn miser! Lookit the state of you! You look half dead! This is your life on the line, gimme MORE! / goddamn miser! Lookit that goddamn gorked head o' yours! You got no chance against us in that state! Pay up, MORE!

Dust Bandit

Stingy bleeder. You got no chance against us! Look at you, half dead, you look like a damn joke. MORE!

goddamn miser! Lookit the state of you! You look half dead! This is your life on the line, gimme MORE! / goddamn miser! Lookit that goddamn gimpy leg o' yours! You got no chance against us in that state! Pay up, MORE!

Dust Bandit

Okay. Come on, let's go

fine. Now get outta here! / fine, let's get outta here

Dust Bandit

Are you tellin' me, alls you can afford is 300 Cats? Even with all them big backpacks?

I don't believe you! Lookit all them backpacks, you can spare some more Cats. Your life is on the line here, miser / Don't LIE! I ain't blind, I see all them backpacks you're carryin'! You must have loads of crap on you! Spare some more Cats or die, miser! / goddamn miser! Don't make me fight you, make this easy and give some more Cats. I know you gotta have more... Last chance.

Dust Bandit

150 Cats?! That's nowhere near enough! You can afford more than that, miser

Dust Bandit

Then we'll just have to do this the hard way!

Fine! Dumb move, bastard!

Dust Bandit

Damn miser! I'll TAKE it from you one way or the other!

Damn miser! Then you leave me no choice but to strip it from your skin! / Damn miser! You brought this on yourself!

Dust Bandit

kill him.!

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Ok... 400 Cats! Please.

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fine! (500 Cats)

No, wait! (500 Cats) / Wait! (500 Cats) / Okay, okay! (500 Cats)

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I can't afford any more! Have pity

It's all I can afford, have mercy / It's all I can afford, honestly...

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I can't afford any more! Have pity

It's all I can afford, have mercy / It's all I can afford, honestly...

Reply

No, I'm not paying you any more!

No, I won't give you any more!

Reply

It's all I have... I don't want to fight

Reply

Honestly! It's all I have! Search us, see for yourself...

Dust Bandit

... Fine. Let's go!

Dust Bandit

Okay

Dust Bandit

I don't believe you! Lookit all them backpacks, you can spare some more Cats. Your life is on the line here, miser

Don't LIE! I ain't blind, I see all them backpacks you're carryin'! You must have loads of crap on you! Spare some more Cats or die, miser! / goddamn miser! Don't make me fight you, make this easy and give some more Cats. I know you gotta have more... Last chance.

Dust Bandit

... Whatever. Don't need your blood attractin' the dogs anyway.. Let's go!

... Fine. A bum like you ain't worth fightin' anyway.. Let's go! / ... Fine. I ain't in the mood for fighting anyway.. Let's go!

Dust Bandit

I gotta eat! 300 Cats ain't good enough! I'll just have to take the clothes off your back!

300 Cats!? A girl's gotta eat! If you won't GIVE us anymore Cats, I'll just have to STRIP 'em from you instead! / Then you leave me no choice, miser! I'll just have to take the Cats from your rotting corpse!

Dust Bandit

I don't believe you. I know a rich chumbo when I see one. Empty your pockets, let me see

Liar! You look like a rich chumbo to me... empty your crap, let me see!

Dust Bandit

Urg! Fine! I don't wanna get blood on my rags anyway!

Dust Bandit

Not good enough!

Dust Bandit

tch, what's that then? You can afford more. 250 Cats, hand it over

Dust Bandit

tch, fine. Better than nuthin' I 'spose

Reply

I can't...

I really can't...

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No, I can't give you any more...

Reply

Okay okay, just take it (500 Cats)

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You ain't touching me with THOSE dirty hands!

You ain't touching me with THOSE dirty fingers! / Stay the hell away from me! goddamn starvers!

Dust Bandit

Just give it here

Dust Bandit

I'll take it from your body instead!

Reply

I guess I don't have a choice... Here (250 Cats)

Reply

No... I need that money, it's all I have! Please!

Dust Bandit

Fine. You've made your choice. We'll just have to strip it from your skin

Dust Bandit

Yoink!

Dust Bandit

oi!

You! / Hold up!

Dust Bandit

Give us all your crap!

Hand over your Cats! / Give us all your food! / I want your gear!

Dust Bandit

Give us yer crap! Give it!

Gimme all yer shiny stuff! / I want food! I want it now! / I want shiny things! Gimme all yer gear!

Dust Bandit

Give us all your stuff! Quit hoggin' all that food!

Hey, idiot! Cough up some of those Cats! / Gimme all your food! Now!

Dust Bandit

Give me your stuff, and I won't slit your throat

Hand over all your gear! I swear I'll break your face otherwise!

Dust Bandit

Keep running from me an' you're in for a world of hurt!

Dust Bandit

Come 'ere!

Dust Bandit

Get him!

Kill him! / Run him down! / Attack! / Kill! / Cut him down!

Dust Bandit

aaah! this one! this one killed Swiff!

Whoa whoa whoa! this one... this one murdered Swiff! / Hold up! this one, this is the one that killed Swiff... / FREEZE! You recognize this one? It's this one that took out Swiff / Whoa, hold on a sec... This is the one that killed Swiff

Bystander

What!? You're fucking kidding me!

what!? You fucking serious? / No... / ...It can't be... / this one?! / what? this one? / Oh, hell no! It better not be!

Dust Bandit

Hey he's making a run for it! Don't let him get away!

Wait, he's doin' a runner! Don't let him escape! / And he's tryin' to do a fucking runner! fuck that! / oi, he's tryin' to get away! Get him

Dust Bandit

You'll fucking die for what you've done!

oi YOU! An eye for an eye! You're gonna die! / oi bleeder! You're gonna PAY for what you did! / oi bastard! I'm gonna make you PAY for killing my friend!

Bystander

oi get back here!

No! No, you get your crappy ass back here! / crappy bleeder! You won't get away from me! / You can't escape us!

Bystander

hell! You'll never get away with this! Never!

Bystander

*sniff*

.. aaah...

Dust Bandit

You're gonna fucking die for what you've done!

An eye for an eye! You're gonna die! / You won't escape my wrath! ARG! / Come to me, sweet vengence! / I will finally have my REVENGE

Dust Bandit

ARG!

Dust Bandit

... Hey are you crying?... aaah you made him cry! fuck this!

Hey.. are you crying?... It's okay, we'll get him. We'll make him squeal / ... what, are you CRYING? You made him cry! Damn bastard! / Now you made my brother CRY, fucking bastard

Bystander

ARG!

Dust Bandit

You're gonna die! You're gonna rot!

I'm gonna make you bleed! Rot in hell! / Now I'm gonna make YOU cry! / Now I'm gonna make YOU cry! And NOT out of your eyes!

Bystander

*gulp*

*gasp* / *heave* / ARG!

Dust Bandit

Get the fuck out of here!

This is MY territory! / You got balls showin' your faces around here / Get off my land! You ain't welcome here, bastards / bastards. I'll take these guys down

Dust Bandit

You ugly bastards

I hate your fucking faces / You're some pieces of shit aintcha / Who do these guys think they are! / I don't like your faces!

Dust Bandit

Get out of here!

You've done enough damage, hit the fucking road!

Dust Bandit

It's them...

It's those guys... / Get 'em!

Dust Bandit

Hm! Some new target practise

Do I smell a fight? / Time to try out mah new sword!

Dust Bandit

These guys. Just my fucking luck

THESE bastards? Great / hell. I hate these guys / Urgh. I really hate these guys

Dust Bandit

Get the hell outta here yous!

What are yous doin' on our land?! / This is OUR terry tory! fuck off!

Dust Bandit

You seem to be on my land, bastards

I'm gonna cut you up for screwing with us! / I'm gonna make you pay for messing with us! / YOU guys! You're in for an eye stabbing!

Dust Bandit

Get the fuck out of here!

I'll pop your head clean off! / You got balls showin' your face around here / Get off my land! You ain't welcome here, bastard / This joker? / This is the bastard that's been causin' all the trouble? / You got guts showin' up here all alone, bleeder

Dust Bandit

You're a piece of shit aintcha

Who's this guy think he is!? / I don't like your face! / Hey bleeder. Feelin' lonely? / Aw. Where's all ya mates, bleeder? / oi! Billy-no-mates. fuck off

Dust Bandit

You ugly damn bastard

I hate your fucking face / We got you now, bleeder! All ALONE as well...

Dust Bandit

Looks like your luck's run out now, runt

You gonna run away? Or you gonna fight? / C'mon, fight me. Show me what all the fuss is about, runt

Dust Bandit

Get him!

It's him! Attack, attack! / We've got you now, bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Hm! Some new target practise

Do I smell a fight? / bastard. I'll take this guy down / Time to try out mah new sword! / ha haha! This is too easy

Dust Bandit

This guy. Just my fucking luck

THIS bastard? Great / hell. I hate this guy / Urgh. I really hate this guy

Dust Bandit

You! Get the hell outta here!

This is OUR turf! hit the fucking road! / What are YOU doin' on our land?!

Dust Bandit

You seem to be on my land, bastard

chumbo, I'm gonna cut you up for screwing with us! / I'm gonna make you pay for messing with us! / YOU! You're in for an eye stabbing!

Dust Bandit

Get the fuck out of here!

I'll pop your head clean off! / You got balls showin' your face around here / Get off my land! You ain't welcome here, bitch / This bitch? / This is the bitch that's been causin' all the trouble? / You got guts showin' up here all alone, bleeder

Dust Bandit

You're a piece of shit aintcha

Who's this bitch think she is!? / I don't like your face! / Hey bitch. Lookin' kinda lonely aintcha / Aw. Where's all ya buddies, bitch? / oi! Billy-no-mates. fuck off

Dust Bandit

I don't like broads. 'Specially cocky broads. Not one fucking bit.

You're an ugly bitch aintcha? Damn troublemaker! / Damn disrespectful bitch. Obey us! / You! I'm sick of hearing about your shit, bitch! / I ain't gonna be pushed around by some WOMAN

Dust Bandit

Looks like your luck's run out now, little girl

You gonna run away, girl? Or you gonna fight? / C'mon, fight me. Show me what all the fuss is about, little girl

Dust Bandit

Get her!

It's her! Attack, attack! / We've got you now, bleeder!

Dust Bandit

Hm! Some new target practise

Do I smell a fight? / I'll take this runt girl down / Time to try out mah new sword! / ha haha! This is too easy

Dust Bandit

This woman? Just my fucking luck

THIS bitch? Great / hell. I hate this girl / Urgh. I really hate this woman

Dust Bandit

Hey bitch! This is OUR turf! fuck off!

You, bitch! Get the hell outta here! / What are YOU doin' on our land, woman?! / This mouthy woman needs to be put in her place eh

Dust Bandit

You seem to be on my land, bitch

Lady, I'm gonna cut you up for screwing with us! / I'm gonna make you pay for messing with us! / YOU! You're in for an eye stabbing, bitch!

Dust Bandit

Why can't you all just die already?

Just fuck off and die already / Leave us the hell alone! / Will you just die already? / Somebody just hurry up and kill them

Dust Bandit

ha haha

Dust Bandit

Just fuck off and die already

Leave us the hell alone! / Will you just die already? / Somebody just hurry up and kill him

Dust Bandit

ha haha this should be fun

Dust Bandit

Shit! Look, it's this one! Let's get outta here!

Lookit these pricks! Let's go get backup! / Shit, there's so many of 'em! We gotta get outta here! / Run away! / Let's get outta here! / We can't win! Run!

Dust Bandit

Pft I ain't runnin' away from these punks!

Ahh I ain't runnin' away from these bastards!

Dust Bandit

These fucking bastards don't scare me!

Come at me, bleeders! / It's them! Don't let them get away!! / Hey! Look, it's those guys! Let's show 'em a bandit's wrath!

Dust Bandit

*gulp*

Oh shit, oh shit / ... / oh shit

Dust Bandit

ARG! I ain't gonna run away from you CHUMPS!

Catch me if you can, bastards! / bleeders! / bastards! / Die! Die, bastards! / I spit on you all!

Bystander

Whoa whoa whoa! Buck the fuck up, coward!

What?! Really? You're just gonna run away like a fucking chump coward? / what!? Damn coward, are you serious? / Dammit I ain't runnin' away like some scumbag coward!

Bystander

hell! Go go go!

Abort, abort! / Look, that way over there!

Bystander

Yeaaah! I ain't runnin' away, let's get 'em!

Bystander

...Dammit

Bystander

ha haha, I'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory!

Bystander

But... but there're so many of them!

But wait, maybe we should get reinforcements? / Whoa, shouldn't we get some backup first? / But, there's loads of 'em! / But look how many of 'em there are!

Dust Bandit

B-but, haven't you heard-

But wait, we're outnum- / But look how many- / We can't win agai- / They'll kill us-

Dust Bandit

Goooooo!

Get themmmmm! / ARG! / Charrrrrge!

Bystander

Call yourself a bandit? I ain't running away from these runts!

A true warrior never runs from a fight! / Those runts don't scare me! C'mon! / No! We're NOT running away! / Run away and I'll cut your shins off!

Bystander

Get 'em!!!

ARG! / Attack!!! / Die!!!

Dust Bandit

YOU! I'm gonna take you down, even if I die tryin'!

I'll kill you! / I'm gonna kill you for everything you've done! / You! I'll get you! I don't care if I die tryin'! / You die!

Dust Bandit

YOU!!! You think you're so goddamn special don'tcha?

YOU!!! / YOU!!! who the fuck do you think you are?!

Dust Bandit

You bastards think you're so damn special don'tcha?

YOU bastards!!!

Dust Bandit

How's a cocky runt like yous do so much damage?

How's a runt like yous cause so much trouble?

Dust Bandit

You messed with the wrong clan, bastard!

I'll make you pay for messin' with the Sand Ninjas! / You're gonna pay for screwin' with the Sand Ninjas! / Cocky bleeder! This ends here and NOW! / Smug rat! I'll kill you! / Never shoulda screwed with the Sand Ninjas!

Dust Bandit

I'll make you crappy bunch've bastards pay!

You arrogant bleeders are gonna pay for screwin' with the Sand Ninjas! / You bastards 've messed with the wrong clan! / You bleeders never shoulda screwed with the Sand Ninjas! / I'll make you goddamn bleeders pay!

Dust Bandit

Lookit that cocky smirk... I'll cut those lips out and stuff 'em in your eyesockets!

I'll cut those lips out and stuff 'em in your eyesockets! See how you like that! / I'll cut that smirk right off your ugly goddamn face!

Dust Bandit

Lookit those cocky faces... I'll skin you all alive and wipe those smirks clean off!

I'll cut those lips out and stuff 'em in your eyesockets! See how you idiots like that! / I'll cut those smirks right off your ugly goddamn faces!

Dust Bandit

I'll make you pay!

You'll pay for messin' with the Sand Ninjas! / You don't mess with the Sand Ninjas! / You mess with the Sand Ninjas, you bleed!

Dust Bandit

No, fuck off! Eat someone else! I taste like shit!

aaah fuck off! Eat that idiot over there, not ME! / Don't eat me! What about THEM over there? They look way meatier! / fuck off! I swear I haven't bathed in a month, you don't wanna eat me! / No, fuck off! Eat someone else! I'm all bone, I swear!

Dust Bandit

NO! NOO! They're coming for me!!!

HELP ME! HELP MEEEEE! / OH GOD! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! / HELP! NO! Stay away from me, STAY AWAY! / No! This can't be happening to me! NOOOO! / Someone! Somebody help me! NO, NO NO NO! / Somebody do something! O..oh no!! HELP! / No! Not me.... NOT ME!!!! / Not like this! No, don't do this to me, no!

Dust Bandit

aaah! Damn bastards! Dammit!!

Damn you all to hell! crappy cannibal rat bastards! / aaah! I fucking hate cannibals!!! / Goddamn it! / Dammit, no!!! Go away! / No, fuck off! Leave me alone! / They're coming for me... No, fuck off!

Dust Bandit

What? NO! This can't be happening!

This can't be! No! Not me, not now!!! / No! Go away! Shoo! NOOOOO! NO! / Oh hell! No! NOOOOO!

Dust Bandit

Damn dirty fucking cannibals!

Just you try it! JUST TRY ME! ha haha ha! / They're coming for me... THEY CAN'T HANDLE ME!!! crappy animals! / fuck off! You can't handle THIS, fucking puny cannibal bastards! / Oh yeah? fucking try me! YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME! / So it's like that is it? fucking bastard animals! Come near me and I'll 'av your kneecaps!

Dust Bandit

Uh, I'll just shove that in there...

Hmm, guess I'll just poke that bit back in there... / Uhh, that don't look right... Here *snap* / Urk! What's that?! I'll just try push it back in there... / Umm... I'll just try an- *snap* / aaah! There's so much blood! Make it stop, make it stop / Maybe I should pull this out... oh shit *snap* / Maybe if I just twist that bit back... / yuck! ... I'll just whack a bandage over the top / How is there so much blood?! / Hmm... that don't look right. Maybe if I try and...

Dust Bandit

Suck it up

Quit squirming / Hold still / Don't move a muscle / Keep still a sec

Dust Bandit

Here

Let me have a go / I'll see what I can do / Let me take a look at that / I can help / Let me help / Let's take a look / Hang in there / Hang on

Dust Bandit

Oh god, why won't it stop bleeding?

That's gonna scar... / That's gotta hurt...

Dust Bandit

Annnnd, nearly done

Easy. I can take care of this... / This should heal up okay / Ah that ain't so bad...

Dust Bandit

I've seen worse. You'll live

Hold still a sec... / You'll survive / That ain't so bad... / I'll patch that up

Dust Bandit

I can handle this

I can take care of this / Let me fix that up / Let me bandage that up / Just needs a few bandages / Let me patch that up / I'll bandage that up for you

Dust Bandit

Here, I'll take a look

I ain't leavin' you like this / Let me see / Let's stop that bleeding

Dust Bandit

I'll save you!

I'll fix you! / Man down!

Reply

ARG!

Dust Bandit

Yeesh. What a mess...

yuck, that don't look good

Dust Bandit

Okay done

All done / Done / Phew / Finished / Okay / Good to go

Dust Bandit

Wake up

Snap out of it / Quit sleepin' / Get up already, lazy bastard / Man up and wake up / *sigh*. You really gonna make me have to carry you now?

Dust Bandit

Oh. I'm out of meds

Damn. No more meds / Used up all my meds / Need more med kits

Dust Bandit

..

Bystander

Hey, bleeder! Give me that nice sword! Go on, hand it over!

Dust Bandit

Don't you know who that is? he's one of us!

Bystander

Like I give a shit! I just want his sword!

Dust Bandit

*Sigh*... idiot...

Bystander

Now, you! Gimme the fucking sword!

Dust Bandit

this one is off limits. Back off.

Bystander

Standin' in the way of my shiny new sword? You must be looking for a fight!

Dust Bandit

You don't wanna fight me, pal! Just try me!

Bystander

.... I'll stab you in your sleep.

Dust Bandit

Good as new. Thanks.

That's better! Bring it on / I'll be fightin' again in no time, thanks

Dust Bandit

That will do

That's better / Oughta hold me together long enough / That should hold it / That should keep me going

Dust Bandit

Feels much better

Feels good / Much better / That should hold it