Kenshi Map

Holy Pacifier

[Characters]

Greenlander

200
Money
0
Bounty
0
Wages

Identity2

Personality

Traitorous

Skills

Variation ± 3

Attributes

Strength
5
Toughness
1
Dexterity
5
Perception
1

-Weapons-

Katanas
5
Sabres
5
Hackers
5
Heavy weapons
5
Blunt
5
Polearms
1

-Combat-

Melee Attack
5
Melee Defence
5
Dodge
1
Martial Arts
1

-Ranged-

Turrets
1
Crossbows
1
Precision
1

-Thievery-

Stealth
1
Lockpicking
1
Thievery
1
Assassination
1

-Athletics-

Athletics
5
Swimming
1

-Sciences-

Field medic
5
Engineering
1
Robotics
1
Science
1

-Trades-

Weapon smith
1
Armour smith
1
Crossbow smith
1
Labouring
1
Farming
1
Cooking
1

Where2

Clothing4

Faction1

Inventory2

Stats1

Dialogue2

  1. Holy Pacifier

    So!... Pissed off the wrong people, eh? Well, not to worry, I ain't one to judge 'n I certainly ain't one to kick a drownin' asshole either. I'm all ears... Here, sid-down, sid-down, welcome to my office... [They shove empty grog tankards from the table with a loud crash]

  2. Holy Pacifier

    Back so soon? Need help smoothin' things out with the Sand Ninjas, eh?

  3. Holy Pacifier

    Ever need help smoothing things over with the Sand Ninjas, you know where to find me...

  4. Holy Pacifier

    I'm done for the day. Still need something, come back tomorrow.

  5. Holy Pacifier

    [They hold up a finger and finish drinking their grog]

  6. Holy Pacifier

    I dunno who's soup you spat in but the United Cities really ain't likin' ya these days, are they? Lucky for you some of us still got enough charm left in us to smooth things out for ya. But my silver tongue don't come cheap

  7. Holy Pacifier

    I know, I know, it ain't hard to piss off the Holy Nation I'll give ya that. Hell, they give out the stinkeye like hash at a swamp party. But, me, I got an in. I can fix this for you, for a price.

  8. Holy Pacifier

    Now, the Shek, they like havin' enemies, see. Gives 'em an excuse for a fight. It ain't easy but I can smooth 'em over for ya, call it gift of the gab! Hard things cost hard Cats though...

  9. Holy Pacifier

    Been causin' quite a stir ain'tcha? But the Traders Guild, they're a fickle bunch, show 'em some Cats and all is forgotten. I can sort this for you.

  10. Holy Pacifier

    Now, the Hounds, sure they like makin' examples of people in their own messy ways. But they're quick to forget. Brains of fish. I can smooth things over for a price.

  11. Holy Pacifier

    Looks like you're in Moll's bad books. Let me talk to her for you, I'll make things right again. Gonna have to cough up though. Think of it as paying for your mistakes, wiping the slate clean, eh?

  12. Holy Pacifier

    Well, you screwed up big with the anti-slavers, didn'tcha? The asshole of assholes, eh?... But like I said, I ain't judgin', I ain't judgin'... Well, I am... but moving on. I can get 'em to kiss and make up. For a price.

    I dunno what you did to the anti-slavers and... to be honest, I don't wanna know. Lucky for you, they can easily be distracted though. This, I can arrange. For a price.

  13. Holy Pacifier

    Well, you've rattled the Sand Ninjas cage just a little, sure. But I've had worse messes to fix up, believe you me. I can set things straight, all YOU gotta do is keep your nose clean... But my services come with a price.

    Well, you've ruffled a few feathers within the Sand Ninjas, sure. But I've had worse messes to fix up, believe you me. I can set things straight, all YOU gotta do is keep your nose clean... But my services come with a price.

  14. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The Stone Golem slayer?

  15. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The Stone Golem 'napper?

  16. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The Phoenix killer?

  17. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The inquisitor killer?

  18. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The inquisitor killer?

  19. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? You killed the Stone Golem's daughter...

  20. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? You killed Bayan...

  21. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You're part of the Flotsam ninjas. Did you really think the Holy Nation would let that slide so easy?

  22. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You're part of the Holy Nation. Did you really think Flotsam would let that slide so easy?

  23. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? After what you did to their leader...

  24. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You, I know you, you're an anti slaver! ha haha ha, and you thought you could tidy things up with the Empire, just like that?

  25. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The Tengu assassin? As much as I'm sure a lot of Empire folk appreciate being rid of that clown, you ain't exactly gonna be a trustworthy face in their eyes...

  26. Holy Pacifier

    Wait, hang on a second... /YOURNAME/... the one that took out the emperor's most favourite sergeant, Eyegore?

  27. Holy Pacifier

    Wait, hang on a second... /YOURNAME/... the one that took out Tinfist the Metal Brute?

  28. Holy Pacifier

    Wait, hang on a second... /YOURNAME/... the one that took out Old Grey?

  29. Holy Pacifier

    Wait, hang on a second... /YOURNAME/... the one that took out Jaegar the Mad?

  30. Holy Pacifier

    Wait, hang on a second... /YOURNAME/... the one that took out Big Bo?

  31. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You're part of the United Cities. Did you really think the Anti Slavers would let that slide so easy?

  32. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You're part of the Traders Guild. Did you really think the Anti Slavers would let that slide so easy?

  33. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You're part of the Holy Nation. Did you really think the Anti Slavers would let that slide so easy?

  34. Holy Pacifier

    Wait... You, I know you, you're an anti slaver! ha haha ha, and you thought you could tidy things up with the Traders Guild, just like that?

  35. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? You... you took out Longen! I mean, holy- *cough*... I mean, you ain't exactly gonna be a face worthy of their forgiveness...

  36. Holy Pacifier

    [They move in closer and examine your face]... Wait a minute... /YOURNAME/? The Kana assassin? As much as I'm sure a lot of Guild folk appreciate being rid of that witch, you ain't exactly gonna be a trustworthy face in their eyes...

  37. Holy Pacifier

    So the slave lover comes crawling back to fix his relationship with the slavers, eh? Well it's gonna cost you big to hide that reputation...

  38. Holy Pacifier

    If you think you can fix your relationship with the slavers, slave lover, think again. Lady Kana was a big influence... some crimes can't be forgiven.

  39. Holy Pacifier

    If you think you can fix your relationship with the slavers, slave lover, think again. Longen was a big cog in the slave trade machine... some crimes can't be forgiven.

  40. Holy Pacifier

    If you think you can fix your relationship with the slavers, anti slaver, think again.

  41. Holy Pacifier

    If you think you can fix your relationship with the slavers, slave lover, think again. Tengu was our richest - I mean - most treasured supporter... some crimes can't be forgiven.

  42. Holy Pacifier

    I'm not one for helping slave lovers out but... If you wanna fix things with the Slave Traders, you better make friends with the United Cities first. We're all united as part of the Empire... make enemies with them and you make enemies with us...

  43. Holy Pacifier

    I'm not one for helping slave lovers out but... If you wanna fix things with the Slave Traders, you better make friends with the Traders Guild first. We're all united as part of the Empire... make enemies with them and you make enemies with us...

  44. Reply

    I wouldn't call that tongue of yours silver...

  45. Reply

    Okay. How much?

  46. Reply

    I don't need your help.

  47. Reply

    Okay. How much?

  48. Reply

    Okay. How much?

  49. Reply

    Okay. How much?

  50. Reply

    Okay, how much?

  51. Holy Pacifier

    You're gonna need a miracle to fix your alliance after pulling that one!

    Some things can't be fixed. And this is one of them... / Some things can't be forgotten, /YOURNAME/. You've made yourself an enemy for life... / Alliances can only be patched so much before they fall to pieces. I can't help you. / Some slates can never be wiped clean. And this is one of them. / There are some sins that you can never leave behind, /YOURNAME/.

  52. Holy Pacifier

    ha haha ha, think again, anti slaver!

  53. Holy Pacifier

    ha haha ha, think again, boot licker!

  54. Holy Pacifier

    ha haha ha, think again Okranite!

  55. Reply

    Okay, how much?

  56. Holy Pacifier

    Really, men fighting the slave trade in this day and age... You'd rather watch the world starve and burn it seems...

  57. Holy Pacifier

    'Til then... shoo.

  58. Holy Pacifier

    Eh, now?... Then answer me this, outlander: do you call shit-smeared silver, shit?

  59. Holy Pacifier

    Well. You musta killed your fair share of nobles, 'cause they really hate you. Like, REALLY hate you. Whew I would not want to be in your shoes right now. It's gonna cost you 100,000 Cats. I got my work cut out for me on this one...

  60. Holy Pacifier

    75,000 Cats. In this case, talk ain't cheap.

  61. Holy Pacifier

    You came to me at the right time. The earlier we fix this, the better. 55,000 Cats.

  62. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 35,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  63. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 15,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  64. Holy Pacifier

    You'll be back... you'll be back...

  65. Holy Pacifier

    Your name's as black as mud in the Holy Nation, it's gonna be a tough one. I mean, hell, you've overtaken Moll herself as the new devil in the priest's eyes. For this, it's gonna take every trick in the book... 100,000 Cats.

  66. Holy Pacifier

    75,000 Cats. In this case, talk ain't cheap.

  67. Holy Pacifier

    You came to me at the right time. The earlier we fix this, the better. 55,000 Cats.

  68. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 35,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  69. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 15,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  70. Holy Pacifier

    They're mad. And I mean really mad. I've not seen them this riled up about anyone since the bugmaster... 100,000 Cats and we're all friends again.

  71. Holy Pacifier

    75,000 Cats. In this case, talk ain't cheap.

  72. Holy Pacifier

    You came to me at the right time. The earlier we fix this, the better. 55,000 Cats.

  73. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 35,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  74. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 15,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  75. Holy Pacifier

    Well... they're mad. An' that's an understatement. It's gonna take a lot of Cats to buy 'em back. 100,000, to be precise...

  76. Holy Pacifier

    75,000 Cats. In this case, talk ain't cheap.

  77. Holy Pacifier

    You came to me at the right time. The earlier we fix this, the better. 55,000 Cats.

  78. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 35,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  79. Holy Pacifier

    Oughta make short work of this job. Call it 15,000 Cats for a fresh start.

  80. Holy Pacifier

    Well, the damage is... bad. But it's doable. 50,000 Cats and I can smooth things over real nice for ya...

  81. Holy Pacifier

    40,000 Cats.

  82. Holy Pacifier

    30,000 Cats.

  83. Holy Pacifier

    20,000 Cats.

  84. Holy Pacifier

    10,000 Cats.

  85. Holy Pacifier

    100,000 Cats. Pay up and I'll smooth things over for you, erase your bad deeds you could say. The Slave Traders will forget they ever even hated you.

  86. Holy Pacifier

    75,000 Cats. Pay up and I'll smooth things over for you, erase your bad deeds you could say. The Slave Traders will forget they ever even hated you.

  87. Holy Pacifier

    55, 000 Cats. Pay up and I'll smooth things over for you, erase your bad deeds you could say. The Slave Traders will forget they ever even hated you.

  88. Holy Pacifier

    35,000 Cats. Pay up and I'll smooth things over for you. Erase your bad deeds, you could say...

  89. Holy Pacifier

    15,000 Cats. Pay up and I'll smooth things over for you. Erase your bad deeds, you could say...

  90. Reply

    No...

  91. Reply

    ...Yes?

  92. Reply

    ...

  93. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  94. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  95. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  96. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  97. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  98. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  99. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  100. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  101. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  102. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  103. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested

  104. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  105. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  106. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested

  107. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  108. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  109. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  110. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  111. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  112. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  113. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  114. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  115. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  116. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  117. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  118. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  119. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  120. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  121. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  122. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  123. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  124. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  125. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  126. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  127. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  128. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  129. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  130. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  131. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  132. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  133. Reply

    Forget it, I'm not interested.

  134. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  135. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  136. Reply

    I don't have that much money...

  137. Reply

    Deal [Relations +80]

  138. Reply

    Deal [Relations +60]

  139. Reply

    Deal [Relations +40]

  140. Reply

    Deal [Relations +20]

  141. Reply

    Deal [Relations +10]

  142. Holy Pacifier

    Only an idiot judges by shit smears. Don't be an idiot.

  143. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Asshole levels neutralised! Maybe try keepin' your head down in future eh? Or, ya know, try being NICE to people...

  144. Holy Pacifier

    Not interested? Whew, you're gonna regret that when the Five Invincibles come looking for ya...

  145. Holy Pacifier

    Not interested? Whew, you're gonna regret that when Eyegore turns up on your doorstep... Would NOT wanna be in your shoes right now...

  146. Holy Pacifier

    Not interested? Then Okran save ya, you're gonna regret that when the high inquisitor tracks ya down...

  147. Holy Pacifier

    No? Well, ain't that a shame...

  148. Holy Pacifier

    Ouch. Wouldn't wanna be in your boots right now... I feel for ya, I really do...

  149. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  150. Holy Pacifier

    No? Heh. Then this'll be one hell of a shit show. I give you two weeks, max...

  151. Holy Pacifier

    Then come back to me when you find it... If you haven't been bumped off by royal assassins by then...

  152. Holy Pacifier

    Then you'll just have to find it, wont'cha?

  153. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  154. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  155. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  156. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  157. Holy Pacifier

    Consider it done! Come back to me with that lil Cat sack o' yours when you screw up again won'tcha?

  158. Holy Pacifier

    Really, men fighting the slave trade in this day and age... You'd rather watch the world starve and burn it seems. Lucky for you, even stinking slave lovers can still buy back respect around here...

  159. Holy Pacifier

    Alright, all is forgotten. Lucky for you, the Slave Traders like Cats more than they like grudges.

  160. Reply

    How very profound...

  161. Reply

    ...

  162. Reply

    Why.. why are we talking about shit now?

  163. Holy Pacifier

    Blessin's of Okran to ya...

  164. Holy Pacifier

    Never know, you might actually like it...

  165. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh...

  166. Holy Pacifier

    And say hi to Moll for me...

  167. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh...

  168. Holy Pacifier

    Remember, don't be an asshole...

  169. Holy Pacifier

    I give ya a week. Still alive after that, I'll eat my hat.

  170. Holy Pacifier

    *Cough* Even if you are a royal asshole...

  171. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  172. Holy Pacifier

    *Snort* Good luck...

  173. Holy Pacifier

    *Snort* Safe travels, asshole.

  174. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  175. Holy Pacifier

    Remember, don't be an asshole...

  176. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh?

  177. Holy Pacifier

    And say hi to Moll for me...

  178. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  179. Holy Pacifier

    Remember, don't be an asshole...

  180. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh?

  181. Holy Pacifier

    And say hi to Moll for me...

  182. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  183. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh?

  184. Holy Pacifier

    And say hi to Moll for me...

  185. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  186. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh?

  187. Holy Pacifier

    And say hi to Moll for me...

  188. Holy Pacifier

    Don't do what I wouldn't do, got it?

  189. Holy Pacifier

    Behave yourself now, eh?

  190. Holy Pacifier

    I don't wanna have to have this conversation with you again, /YOURNAME/...

  191. Holy Pacifier

    Now, move along.

  192. Holy Pacifier

    Yeah... well, enough'a my wisdom nuggets. Interested in my help or not?

  193. Holy Pacifier

    Don't lookit me, you started it. Now, interested in my help or not?

  1. Holy Pacifier

    Made enemies with the wrong people?

  2. Holy Pacifier

    Pacify your problems today!

  3. Holy Pacifier

    *Nod*

  4. Holy Pacifier

    Talk to me.

  5. Holy Pacifier

    From only 10,000 Cats!

  6. Holy Pacifier

    I can fix your problems for you.

  7. Holy Pacifier

    You know where I am.

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Recorded fields

Armour Grade
Cheap
Armour Upgrade Chance
5
NPC Class
Diplomat
Slave
Not slave
Stats Randomise
3
Faction Importance
5
Zero and off values
Bounty Amount Fuzz
0
Bounty Chance
0
Combat Stats
0
Female Chance
0
Money Item Max
0
Money Item Min
0
Money Min
0
Ranged Stats
0
Stealth Stats
0
Strength
0
Unarmed Stats
0
Money Item Prob
0
Assigns Bounties
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Dumb
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Trader
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Named
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Shaved
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