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We made it... you'd make a useful accomplice, ya know

We made it... you'd make a useful partner, ya know / We made it... you'd make a useful ally, ya know / We made it... ya know, you'd make a handy accomplice / We made it... ya know, you'd make a handy partner / We made it... ya know, you'd make a handy ally / We made it! ... you'd be a pretty good accomplice, ya know / We made it! ... you'd be a pretty good ally, ya know / We made it! ... you'd be a pretty good partner, ya know

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I vote we keep movin', they could still catch us

We should keep movin', right? / Let's keep goin', I don't wanna get caught again

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What now?...

What happens now? / What do we do now? / Are we safe here? What happens now?

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We made it! woot, you 'n me all the way, baby! How about we team up?

We made it! woot, yeah baby, you 'n me! How's about we team up? / We made it! woot, yeah baby, that was tense! You 'n me, we gotta team up

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You're right, let's team up

You're right, let's stick together

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Not in a million years

Never. I have standards / Never in a million years

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I prefer my own company, thanks

I prefer to go solo, thanks

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Ok, come with me

Ok, follow me

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You're fine. Relax

Relax. You'll be fine

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Whatever you want. I'm splitting

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We keep moving. Follow me

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I'm not your mother. Find your own way

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We split

We go our separate ways

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Yeah baby!

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Sure, let's team up

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Good man

Good choice / Wise choice / Alright! / Let's do this / Let's mess shit up

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Pff... stuck up bigshot

Tch... snooty bleeder / Pff... snotty bleeder

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Your loss!

Don't go gettin' caught again! / Don't let 'em catch you again, eh

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Let's go

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O- okay, thanks for your help

O- okay, see you around / R- right, see you

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Right, let's go

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...

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ha haha

We'll be unstoppable / Together we'll rule the sands

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oi... You wanna get outta here, don'tcha?

Psst... you... you don't wanna rot in here, do ya? / Psst... You wanna get outta this dump, right?

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... What you lookin' at?

... What? / ... What? You want somethin'?

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Of course, I'm listening...

Yeah... go on... / I'm listening...

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I'd rather rot than escape with a thug like you

I'm not interested in teaming up with a thug like you

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I'm happy repenting in my cell actually

I'm content to atone in my cell actually / I deserve to be here, I'll just wait it out

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Sure, but I don't need your help, pal

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You wanna get out of here, don't you?

You wanna get out of this place, right?

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Who'd YOU murder?

What did YOU do? / Who'd YOU kill? / So, what are you in for?

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Nothing...

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I'm busting out of here. Are you with me or not?

I'm breakin' out of here. You with me?

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Let's bust the hell out of here and make a run for it. We just keep runnin' 'til those overdressed goons can't chase us no more

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Stuck up bleeder

Then rot in here for all I care

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ha haha ha... You are jokin' right?

ha haha ha... You're really somethin' else, ain'tcha? / ha haha ha... You're a piece of work, ain'tcha?

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Fine. Be like that.

Then rot in the sands for all I care

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... Go on...

... Yeah...

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That ain't none of your business, and I ain't the talkin' type, chumbo

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... I ain't the chatty type, chumbo. Go bother somebody else before I get stabby...

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Go on...

.. I'm with you... / ... What's the plan..?

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I guess we've got nothing to lose...

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That's a ridiculous idea

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Forget it

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I like your thinking!

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Let's pick the locks and make a run for it...

Let's bust these cages open and run...

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Then help me. Let's escape together.

Then help me get out of here. Let's make a break for it.

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We'll have a better chance if we escape together...

Together, we've got a better chance of escaping...

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Nevermind then...

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You're no fun...

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Oh yeah? Big talk for someone stuck in a cage

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Right...

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Don't hear you comin' up with anything better, chumbo

You got any better suggestions, chumbo?

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Fine. I'll get outta here by myself.

Fine. I'll get outta here on my own.

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Screw 'em. Let's do this

Fuck 'em. Let's do this

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I like your style. I'm in.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's get the hell out of here.

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... Alright. Let's get these cages open.

... Alright. Get picklockin'.

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Keep pushin' me chumbo!

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There's always a way for a stabbin'

When there's a will, there's a way for stabbin' / There's always a way for a stabbin'

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Come on, come on

Yeah, that's it... / Yeah... keep going... / Nearly got it... / Easy...

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Alright! Got it...

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Good chumbo!

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Let's bust the hell out of here

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Food! Sweet food...

Food!... So.. hungry! / This one's got food! Sweet, sweet food! / I found some food... Finally, food... / Oh god, food! / Finally! Some food! Oh god! / Food! It's been so long since I had a decent meal... / Thank god! Food! / Food! Today's my lucky day... / Finally! We can eat... / Food... we won't go hungry today...

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C'mon, there's gotta be some food here somewhere...

C'mon, c'mon, this one gotta have some food on him... / I need food, please have food... / There's just gotta be some food on this one somewhere... / I just want food... please have food... / Food, food, c'mon all I want is food... / I just want to eat... please have food... / C'mon, gimme some dried gristle flaps... please be some dried gristle flaps... / There's gotta be some food here somewhere... dibs if it's dried gristle flaps!

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Get in my belly...

*nom*

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Food? Gimme some!

I'm starving to death here... you gotta share it... / Food! Food! / Food?.. We're saved! / You found some!?... Food!

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these guys should be easy enough... Get him!

these guys should be easy pickings... Get him! / these guys MUST have food on him... Attack! / Food... Now's our chance! Run 'em through! / Today we eat! Gut him, take every last scrap of food from him!

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these guys must have some food on him! Strip him bare!

Food!?... Food! Take him down and strip him bare! / ... Food?... I need food! Gimme your food! / Gimme your food! / Foooood! I'm taking your food!

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So... hungry... This one's just gotta have food!

I just... want... food... I need your food! / I need your food! I need to eat! / Even if you have to die, I'm taking your food! / I'm taking your food! / I don't care who you are or what you are, I'm taking your food!

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Die!

Give us your food! / Food! / AAAARGH!! / Don't let him get away! / Take him down!

Bystander

Don't let him get away!

I'm not starving today! Take him down! / Did someone say food?... Quit hoggin' all that food!

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Take him down! his food is MINE!

Don't let him get away! his food is mine! / Mine... Your food is mine!

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Mine!

No, mine! MINE! / My food! MINE!

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Stop that.

Thief! / Put that back. / oi, that's mine. / Thief! I saw that! / Hey! I saw that! / Thief! Thief! / Thief! Damn you!

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Ughhh...

Agh. / Mmmph. / Urgh. / Eurrk. / Unnff. / Ngh..

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Please... I just... want to live...

Please... just die... / Get away from me! / The only win is staying alive! / No. I can still stand. / Have to fight on. / What doesn't kill you...

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... Don't owe you a thing.

... Your choice. Not my debt. / ... You're a lousy medic. / ... Made that hurt on purpose, didn't you. / ... / ... Why would you help ME? / I don't get it. Why help me? / ... Thanks you. / ... What do you want from me?

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Ouch... The bone dogs will sniiff me out for sure like this...

Just when I thought life in the outlands couldn't get any worse... / Hurts... / Ouch, hurts... The outlands are no place for the injured... / I survived at least. Thanks. / It's just one beating after another... / Thank you. / An easy life is too much to ask for.

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Check 'em for food...

Food! Check for food! / this one better have some food on 'em... / Food... he's gotta have something on 'em... / Please... please have food... / Please have food... I won't make it much longer without... / Phew... I did it...

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I don't care about your life... I just want to survive...

I don't care if you die here... I just want to live... / I've gone past caring about people. Nobody ever cared for me.

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Meat!

Meat! Carve 'em up, I need to eat! / Meat! Today I eat! / So hungry... but today... I eat steak... / Meat... so much meat... / Mm... meat... / I... I can taste the meat in my mouth already...

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I need to eat, I need your food...

I haven't eaten in three days... / Everyday is torture when you can't afford to eat... / Those that have the luxury of never going hungry. I despise them... / All I care about is your food... / Only thing I care about is your food...

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That one.

There. / him. Come on. / him.

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oi.

You. / Listen up.

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we're taking your food.

Your food's ours now. / Hand over your food. / Food. Now! / Give me your food.

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Hear me out.

Let's make a deal. / How about this:

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I don't want violence, friend.

we're not out for blood, friend. / Not looking for trouble, friend. / we're not here for violence, friend.

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Back off, bleeder.

You're not getting a damn thing. / You won't take shit. / This isn't yours, bleeder. / fuck off. / fucking starvers.

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You give us food...

Hand over your food... / We take everything we can eat... / Leave your food here...

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Just food.

Only food.

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Wrong answer.

Oh? Let's try that again! / I said, we're taking it! / You'll regret that.

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Hard way, it is.

Well, I tried asking. / Have it your way.

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Damn it.

Why's it always come to this. / No way around this, then. / No other way. / Wish it hadn't come to this, but...

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...and we won't slaughter you.

...and you might live. / ...and you won't die. / ...and we won't have to break your balls.

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... Not gonna share anything?

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I'll only take what I need.

I won't take more than I need. / Enough for a day or two.

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Fine. Have it your way...

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And everyone gets to walk away.

Then everyone's happy. / All swords stay undrawn. / No one has to be a killer today.

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oh shit, that looks bad!

yuck, I gotta clean this up / yuck what a mess / Hmm, I guess if I poke that there and... / I'll just slap a bandage over the top of that / oh shit, all that blood, it won't stop coming out! / hell, how much blood can a person HAVE inside them! / There's so much blood! / Is that supposed to be sticking out like that?

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Here, let me try

Let's see what I can do for you / Let me take a look...

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oh shit that doesn't look so good

Aah that ain't so bad! I'll just stick this over the top there... / oh shit there's so much blood!

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You!! You killed Swiff!

You! You murdered my friend!

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I'll kill you!

I'll butcher you for what you did! / I hate you! I'll kill you!

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ARG!

Die! / Die die die! / I hate you!

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Here, I'll fix that

Okay, keep still for a sec / This might sting a bit... / Let me help...

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Now we're even

Now we can be even / You helped me before, now it's my turn to help you / Call us even now / I owe ya

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Rrgh!

Ack! / Arrgh! / Ngh! / Kch! / Urk..

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W-wait wait wait! OWWW!

No, wait don't do tha- ARG! / No, don't touch that... stop! ARG! / ARG! / Oh god, make the pain stop!

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My leg.. my damn leg, make it stop! Ahh the pain!

Dammit, my leg! Nghhhh! / My leg, it's gone numb... / Is it broken? It looks kinda bent... / Is it broken? It looks kinda shonky...

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I... I can't feel my arm!

My arm! Is it gonna be okay?! / hell, that hurts!

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Why are you helping me?

Why are you doing that? / ...what are you doing? / ... why are you doing this? / ... ? / ... the hell? / ... What are you doing?

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what are you doing?!

Why the fuck are you doing that? / what? / What are you, crazy? / I don't need your fucking help / I didn't ask for your fucking help / Get your damn dirty paws off me / what do you think you're doin' / Take those goddamn sausage fingers off of me

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Why are you helping me?

...what are you doing? / ... what are you doing? / Why are you doing this? / ...? / Whoa, hey! What are you doing? / Wait, no, what are you doing? / Hey, don't touch that!

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what are you doing?!

...what? / Why the fuck are you doing that? / Don't touch me / Don't fucking touch me / Get the fuck away from me! / No! Hey, get the fuck off of me! / Take your crappy goddamn fingers off of me!

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What the...?

what... / Whoa, wh- what at are you doing? / No... no, stay away from me! / Don't touch me! Leave me alone! / No! Get away from me!

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Am I dying? Am I gonna die?!

Please, don't let me die / ARG, the pain! Make it stop! Please make it stop! / Wait, no, please! Don't hurt me! / ARG! No! Please, leave me alone! / aaah! No! What are you gonna do to me!? / No! Noooo! Don't hurt me!

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I just want food...

I don't want to fight unless I have to, I just want food...

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Hand over your food and nobody dies...

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Drop your weapons and hand over your Cats...

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Are you crazy? Half starved and picking fights?

This is crazy. Half starved and making threats at me? / You look half dead. You're in no condition to rob me...

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Leave! You're stinking up my town and the last thing I need are corpse flies...

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Calm down... We don't need to spill blood here.

There's no need for violence. Let's talk about this.

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I've had it with you annoying starvers! (Attack)

hit the fucking road, starver! (Attack)

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You don't even know... what hunger does to you. What it feels like, what it drives you to... I don't want to fight you. But more than I don't want to fight, I want to live another day...

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The fuck do I care! If I can fill my stomach it's worth the risk fighting a bleeder like you...

All I give a shit about is filling my stomach.

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Die of starvation, or die by a swordsman's blade. Don't matter at this point, does it? And believe you me, runt, you DO NOT wanna fight a--

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I warned you to hand over your food, bleeder...

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You should have handed over your food, friend...

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Then we'll just have to take your food...

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Then cough up! Give me your food...

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Then... please... help me. Spare some food...

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Attack!

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Put your sword away. I can help you.

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Cry me a river, dreg. You can't win. Run while you can.

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I have nothing to give. I'm not worth fighting.

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Eat a cactus, runt. I worked hard for my food.

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*cough* *hack* *splutter*

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Here...

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Here...

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Here...

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[Their eyes dart around themselves as they size up your squad]

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I've nowhere to run.

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[They cough feebly and give a pained look]

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I doubt that...

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Then you'll have plenty to loot...

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Well, you're about as intimidating as a riceweed, ha haha...

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Great... that will get me half a chewstick...

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Thank you...

Look at all those Cats...! / You'd really just give me all those Cats...?

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...

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Today isn't our day. Let's get outta here...

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Don't interrupt me while I'm talking, bleeder!

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... But it's better than a broken rib at least.

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Thank you, friend.

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Okay... this is good.

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I'll show you just how intimidating I can be!

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*cough* *hack*

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I heard you help the hungry...

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I heard you help the hungry...

Friend...

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Can you spare any Cats?

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Please...

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Help me...

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...

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Well I guess I heard wrong.

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Attack!

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Take everything they've got!

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Can you spare any Cats?

Can you help me? / Help me... / Please, help me...

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Here, take this...

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Buy yourself some food...

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This is all I've got...

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I've nothing to give...

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Shoo! Be off with you, vagrant!

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Thank you, friend...

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So the rumours are true...

Luck find you... / Fortune fall upon you... / You'd really help me? / Kindness is a rarity in the outlands... / I'd forgotten that kindness existed in this land...

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I see...

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Shoulda known better than to beg peacefully, eh?... Well, desperate people do desperate things, outlander...

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I didn't want it to come to this...

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Thank you

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Thank you, friend.

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It's something...

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I guess I heard wrong about you...

Shoulda known better than to beg peacefully, eh?

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Let's go. There's nothing for us here.

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I've no energy to rob you. Guess that makes us both lucky...

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Attack!

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But I need food!

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Let's go.

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Spare a Cat, friend?

Friend! / Hello, friend...

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I'm so hungry...

I haven't eaten in days... / Help me, I need food...

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...

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*groan*

...brother? / Don't ignore me, friend... / Don't leave me like this, friend...

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...

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Here...

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Take this...

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This is all I have...

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I can't help you right now...

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Thank you, friend...

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Thank you, friend...

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Thank you, friend...

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So hungry...

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Where are we going now?

Where are we going?

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I'll just hang around here a bit...

I'll make myself comfortable... / This place is starting to look nice and cosy...