Samurai Gate Guard

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All visitors need to be checked for contraband before entry into town, outlander. I need to check your inventory.

All entrants need to be examined for prohibited goods before being allowed through. I can't let you pass without a search. / Halt there, outlander, I need to inspect your belongings for illicit goods before I can allow you to enter. / I'm going to need to do a contraband check before I can let you through, outlander. All travellers must be checked. / I have to search you for illegal items before I can let you on in, outlander. Let me see your gear. / I need to check your belongings, outlander. Empty your personal items for inspection.

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Got a lot of bags there, outlander. Gonna need to check them before you can go on through.

Gonna need to check those bags before you can enter the city, outlander. Standard anti-drugs procedure. / Gonna need to search those bags before you can enter the city, outlander. Standard contraband checks. / Going to need you to empty those bags for me, outlander. Standard city checks. / That's a lot of bags you got there, outlander. Going to need to check them over for contraband. / Bags, I need to inspect them. Standard illegal goods checks, no problem if you've got nothing to hide.

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I need to check your stuff for contramaband before I can let you in, outlander. Show me your gear.

Gonna need to check your... er.. junk before you can go in the city, outlander. Standard anti-drugs stuff... / Stop there, outlander, I need to go through your bags for shady goods before I can let you enter. / I'm going to need to do a contramaband check before I can let you through, outlander. All travellers must be checked. / Bags, I need to look them over. Standard checks for illegal stuff, no problem if you've got nothing to hide.

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[They look almost half asleep, slumped in their stance, devoid of all enthusiasm] Alright, I need to check your stuff before you can enter town. Spot check, rules, yada yada, you get the picture.

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... Ugh... / ... Great. Another dreg for the mines.

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Halt, traveller. What's your business here?

Hold it right there. What's your reason for visit here, traveller? / Reason for visit?

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Here to cause trouble? What's your business here, snake?

Come to stir up trouble? What's your reason for visit, snake? / Been quite the trouble maker lately, haven't you? What's your business here, snake? / Proved yourself to be quite a nuisance recently, haven't you? What's your business here, snake? / We've got no room for trouble makers here, snake. What's your business?

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Look, I don't want any trouble here (Bribe /COST/ Cats)

How about we speed this up (Bribe /COST/ Cats) / Let's make this easy for both of us (Bribe /COST/ Cats) / How about make this quick? (Bribe /COST/ Cats) / How about I save you some time (Bribe /COST/ Cats)

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I understand, go ahead...

Okay, go ahead... / I see, go ahead... / That's fine, I understand...

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Seriously? I don't have time for this...

I'm a busy girl, I don't have time for this... / I don't have time for this...

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Nevermind, I'll just leave...

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Whoa! Behind you, quick!

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You're doing a fine job, guardsman. Here (Bribe /COST/ Cats)

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The United Cities is a place for honest, hard working citizens. Poverty is illegal in this land, outlander... And that gaunt face of yours isn't doing you any favours. You got proof of wealth?

... You'd better have proof of wealth to show to me if you want to avoid a sentence to the mines, outlander... / The United Cities is a haven for the worthy hard-working citizen... A hungry mutt like you really thinks you deserve entry? / A bony mutt like you deserves no entry to the United Cities. Now, one chance, prove your worth to me and I'll save you from the mines...

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You know I can't let you through like that, outlander. This is a place for the rich, not the destitute...

You know I can't let you in looking like... that, outlander. This is a city for the wealthy, not the down and out...

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Is there a problem?

Why, what's the problem? / ... Is there something wrong?

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Paying my respects. You're doing a fine job, sir (Bribe 2000 Cats)

Showing my appreciation. You're a credit to all gate guards (Bribe 2000 Cats)

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Just passing through.

Just stopping by. / Stocking up on supplies. / Taking a rest stop.

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I'm a merchant. I'm here to trade.

Trade. I'm here to barter. / Work. I'm here to trade goods. / Here to trade with the merchants.

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Just passing through, I want no trouble

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Trading, I'm here on business

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I wasn't asking, outlander. Show me your gear.

That was an order, outlander. Show me your belongings. / Your gear, show it to me. I won't say it again.

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Uh... *Looks over their shoulder, then looks to you with hesitation*

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You really want to make this quick, you'd better have the Cats for it, bigshot...

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Okay. Now go.

... Go on through, you're clear.

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Trying to bribe me? You insult me, traveller, what do you take me for?!

Trying to bribe me? You insult me, rat, what do you take me for?!

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Okay, raise your arms....

Okay, arms up...

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Ugh... Why do you have to have so many bags...

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*Sigh*... Okay, let's see what you've got I guess... [They glance lazily over your stuff]

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Spread your legs and lift your arms above your head...

Okay, hold still...

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Okay, open your bags up ...

Let's see what you've got here then...

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Okay, raise your arms....

Okay, arms up...

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Let me see inside your bag...

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...Okay, looks clean. Move along, traveller

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Time's valuable, huh? Well, we can either make this quick, or we can drag this out... Just how much is your time worth to you exactly?

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Last time. Bags. Check.

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Neither do I. Hurry it up, let's get this over with.

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I don't give a damn if you don't have time, rules are rules. Comply and let me search you, or say hello to the inside of a jail cell...

Do I look like I give a damn? Procedure is procedure. If you refuse to be searched, then you can rot in the cells out of my sight...

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Why the sudden change of heart? Searches make you nervous, traveller?

Leaving already? You just got here. Got something you want to hide, outlander?

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I wasn't asking, outlander. Open them.

Your bags, open them. I won't say it again. / That was an order, outlander. Open your bags.

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... [They look at you with narrowed eyes, the hatred for you burns strong]

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What, what?! [They jump and turn away from you to look around]

Aaah! What!? [They jump and turn away from you to look around]

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No way. I'm not falling for that one again. Now, open your bags, no more funny business.

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... Keen to get away, aren't we? / ... Something to hide?

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Have pity, I just need food...

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Here, is this proof enough for you? (Give 500 Cats)

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... You heartless goddamn scumbag.

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Then what? You're going to arrest me for being down on my luck?

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I'm no beggar. Let me in. (Give 500 Cats)

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All visitors need to be checked for contraband before entry into town. I can't let you past without frisking you

All entrants need to be examined for prohibited goods before being allowed through. I can't let you through without a search / I need to inspect your belongings for illicit goods before I can allow you to enter / I'm going to need to do a contraband check before I can let you through. All travellers must be checked / I have to search you for illegal items before I can let you on in / All visitors need to be checked for contraband before entry into town, outlander. I need to check your inventory. / All entrants need to be examined for prohibited goods before being allowed through. I can't let you pass without a search. / I'm going to need to do a contraband check before I can let you through, outlander. All travellers must be checked. / I have to search you for illegal items before I can let you on in, outlander. Let me see your gear.

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... Got the Cats to back that up, bigshot?

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... Okay then

... Thank you / ... Appreciated. Go on through.

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Make me. I dare you. (Grab your sword)

Try and make me. You'll regret it. / Not. Gonna. Happen. (Grab your sword) / Tell me what to do one more time. (Grab your sword) / Got a deathwish, guardsman? (Grab your weapon)

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... Fine. You can search me.

... Fine. Go ahead, search away. / ... Okay... Search away. / ... Okay, fine. Search me.

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Go on. You know you want it...

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No-one will ever know. Shhh...

Relax, nobody will ever know. Our little secret...

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It's money. It doesn't bite.

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Uhh... (Show them your meagre sack of Cats)

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... I guess I don't have enough after all...

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Arrest him for bribery!

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seize him!

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Uhuh, narcotics... Well well, looks like I was right about you after all, damn snake. Our town doesn't take too kindly to smugglers, you're going to spending a long time in the cells!

Huh?! I was right all along, damn snake trying to sneak in narcotics! Smuggling isn't taken lightly in this town!

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[They lazily glance through the tops of your bags]

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That'll do. Go on in.

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... Wait, drugs... *Sigh*... Great, more work for me to do. I'm arresting you for smuggling, criminal.

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What the-?! Narcotics?! Goddamn smugglers! Trying to sneak this past us?

Huh?! Looks like I found something... Narcotics. So you thought you could smuggle this in, huh?

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What the-?! Trying to smuggle in drugs!

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Hmph. And what's this?

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Uhuh, narcotics... Well well, looks like we got us a smuggler. Our town doesn't take too kindly to smugglers, you're going to be spending a long time in the cages for this!

Huh?! Damn snake trying to sneak in narcotics! Smuggling isn't taken lightly in this town!

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Huh! Narcotics, eh!? Damn rat! We have a strict punishment system for smugglers around here. I can have you arrested...

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Alot. How about a share?

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About 2000 Cats (Bribe)

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Try your extortion on me again and I'll gut you.

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How about we speed this up, hm? (Bribe)

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Open your bags. And that's an order, not a request.

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Spread your legs and raise your arms for checks. And that's an order, not a request.

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I need to check you. And that's an order, not a request.

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Yes sir, go ahead... (Show him your gear)

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(Wing all your illegal goods out of sight)

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Open your bags.

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Rules are rules, outlander, it's illegal to be without possessions in Empire land... Just take comfort in the fact that you'll be well fed here in prison

I can't let you through, outlander, it's MY neck on the line if I do. .. At least in prison you'll finally get your fill of food...

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There is no pity for the weak, and your kind certainly won't be left to drag the rest of the Empire down with you. There's only one place you belong: The mines

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*Sigh*... I won't send a man to die in the outlands... Just keep your head down and stay out of sight. And go eat something already, you look like death...

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Okay, that's good enough for me. Now, go get yourself a dustwich already, you look like crap.

Proof enough for me. Now, go buy yourself a meatwrap or something... Just looking at your bony carcass is making me feel ill. / Huh, yeah, that'll do it. Seriously you look like hell, outlander, go eat something already. / Alright, I'll let you through. But, hell, you look like a walking corpse. Go see a doctor... buy a dustwich... sort yourself out, outlander.

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... Guess you don't have any proof for me then. It's the mines for you, dreg.

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Just doing my job, outlander. We have standards to uphold in this city.

We have standards to uphold here, outlander, and it's my job to enforce them.

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Okay, I'll let you through. But you look god awful, outlander, go eat something already.

Well... I guess looks can be deceiving. You can go in. / Well, I'll be damned, you certainly don't LOOK like anything more than a beggar...

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Not gonna happen.

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seize him.

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Just, just open your bags! Stop trying to distract me, rat!

Just, just open your bags! I won't fall for your tricks, rat!

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Thought as much... but nevertheless, a bribe's a bribe and I'm going to have to punish you for your crime.

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So that's how it is, huh? What do you want from me?

So it's a setup, huh? What do you want from me then?

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What the-?! That's not mine!

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Corrupt snake! You planted that on me!

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That'll do. Go on in.

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Then let's make this easy for us both, eh? I've got Cats.

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No!... It's not mine! I swear I'm innocent!

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Wait, I can explain... This isn't how it looks...

Wait, let's talk about this... I can explain.

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You'll never take me alive! (Attack)

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You'd better have a decent offer to back this up, bigshot...

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Go on...

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Well, trouble maker, if you won't play nice then you'll rot in the station instead! seize him!

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You really want to make this quick, you'd better have the Cats for it, bigshot...

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Just for that, I'm going to check you extra throroughly...

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Wh-what are you talking about, snake? There's nothing there!

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Yes sir...

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You know what? You deserve more. (Bribe /COST/ Cats)

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Come on, you don't care what's in my bags...

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I'm arresting you for destitution on United City grounds

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Go on through.

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I wasn't asking, outlander... Comply, now, and that's an order.

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Smuggling is a serious crime here, trouble maker, you could spend a long time in the cages for this. And believe me, you do NOT want to spend your days cramped up in one of those filthy things! Hoy, I feel sorry for you right now...

Dealing narcotics is a severe offense in these parts, rat, you could go to prison for years for this. Trust me, you do NOT want to spend your days couped up in a putrid cage being spat on for sport by your halfwit bandit neighbours...

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Smuggling is a serious crime here, you could spend a long time in the cells for this. But you seem like a sharp man, pay the fine and we'll call it a day, you get me? 2000 Cats.

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Wow. Are you really backtalking a GUARD? You need to apologise and show me some respect... AND pay the fine for posession of contraband. 2000 Cats

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... What's your offer?

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No excuses! Arrest him!

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... Then how is it?

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No stories, no excuses, I've heard it all. You're under arrest for smuggling.

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ha haha, this should be entertaining. Go on then...

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I doubt you can explain your way out of this, traveller. Don't take me lightly

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Uhh... (Pull out your meager sack of Cats) How about it, eh? Eh?

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On second thought, maybe I don't have that much on me...

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We can be partners. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. With Cats. Lots of Cats

We can be partners. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

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Oh, it was just a really ugly person. False alarm.

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Huh, wierd. Thought I saw a monster. Was just a funny shaped rock.

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Ah sorry. Had another flashback from my soldiering days...

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Spread your legs and lift your arms above your head...

Okay, hold still...

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... Go on through.

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... So I guess you want something from me, huh?

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No! You must have snuck it on me! Are you serious?!

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But I don't have enough money...

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How about I pay you with the end of my sword instead!

How about you choke on my sword instead!

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... tch. I have no choice do I? Here... (Pay /COST/ Cats)

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Corrupt bastard. I'm not paying YOU anything!

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A deal. How about we be partners?

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A cut. 2000 Cats and we both walk away.

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It was all just a test! And you passed! Congratulations!

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I didn't know it was classed illegal in this town! I'm no smuggler.

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I'm worth a lot of Cats. I can make your wildest dreams come true...

You guards deserve more. Work with me, I have a lot of Cats to share...

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Gangsters made me do it. They threatened to kill me.

Swampers made me do it. They threatened to kill me.

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seize him for possession!

seize him for smuggling!

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... That's it? Don't waste my time with chump change!

... That's it!? This is an insult! Talking big but you don't even have the Cats to back it up!

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Just as I thought. Don't have the Cats to back up the big talk, huh?

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*Scratches head*... I don't know about that... Sounds risky... I'm not allowed to take gifts.

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... Partners you say... Okay, let's talk about figures first. You pay me a 2500 Cat cut and I'll get you in town, whenever you want, no questions asked. You betray me at any point and I'll hunt you down.

... I hear you... Okay, I want 2500 Cats for each visit. I'll keep the other guards busy while you slip through the gates. Deal?

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*Sigh*... Whatever. Let me check your stuff then...

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... That's my sister! She took a shovel to the face! How dare you!

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Huh?! Looks like I found something... Narcotics. So you thought you could smuggle this in, huh? And with a stingy 2000 Cat bribe at that...

What the-?! Narcotics?! Goddamn smugglers, trying to sneak this past me? What's more, offering me a chump change bribe too!

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Huh... Guess you're clean after all. Go on through...

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Tell me what you want. I'll give it to you.

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It's just full of rusty junk from the sands...

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All I want is to uphold the law and help, help reform trouble makers like you... Pay the fine for posession, 2000 Cats, and we'll forgive all crimes here today... Okay?

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Now, you seem like a reasonable man so I'll help you out. Surrender quietly and I'll only charge you the minium fine with no nasty jail time. 2000 Cats.

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tch, useless!

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Damn snake, don't mess with the Empire. Now hit the fucking road

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Better not let me catch you gettin' in any more trouble. Go on, hit the fucking road. Damn snake

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Alright. My neck against the nobles, my terms. 3000 Cats for each time I bail you out of inspections.

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4000 Cats.

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Wh... Eh?

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ha haha ha! This has to be the best one I've heard all week! A test, eh?... ha haha ha!

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Take me for a fool? Enough of your excuses! Smuggling is a serious crime in this city!

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A crime's a crime! Whatever your reason, it's my job to protect against smugglers!

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Think me stupid? Your lies and your desperation are an insult! Whatever your reasons, smuggling in drugs is illegal in this city...

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Think me stupid? I don't make enough money to deal with rats like you. I don't think you realise how much trouble this could land you in...

rat shit. You talk too much, rat, I'm not interested in your excuses or your sob stories. You got anything of actual interest to me to add? Or am I taking you to the cages? / I don't care if you feign ignorance or not. It's ILLEGAL. And I don't get paid enough to deal with your rat shit, got it? So, you got anything else of any actual relevance to add? Or am I escorting you over to those comfy looking cages?

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Uh... *Looks over their shoulder*... What do you mean?

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... Well even so, I still gotta arrest you for smuggling. A crime is a crime.

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Right, right... And how did they 'make' you smuggle drugs into an Empire town exactly, hm? Maybe you'd be safer in a jail cell?

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A crime is a crime, I don't care for your excuses. Arrest him!

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Trust me, I won't tell. I'll give you 2500 Cats for each visit...

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If you don't risk, you don't get. 2500 Cats whenever I need your help. You'll be rich.

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You're right. It's too risky, forget it.

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No. No deal.

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I don't have that much...

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It's a deal. Here's your first payment (Give 2500 Cats)

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Of course, go ahead.

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Sure, knock yourself out, heheheh... HEHEHEH!

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No more talking! Open your bags!

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Guess you got me.

You're a sharp one, aren't you?

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You'll never take me alive! (Attack)

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Ah, so it's more you're after, eh? Should have just said in the first place.

Ah, getting greedy, eh? All you had to was ask.

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Alright, bigshot. I want 5000 Cats. 5000 Cats and I'll ask no questions.

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Then you won't mind me checking them, will you? Of course, stay on my good side, and you won't have to rot in a jail cell for possessing illegal goods. Hoy, you won't like it in our jail cells, I warn you...

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seize him for possession!

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ha haha, serves 'em right

Ought to throw the snake in a cell anyway

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Tch, tch. Greedy. No deal.

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Deal (3000 Cats)

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... I don't have that much money on me this time...

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Deal (4000 Cats)

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I don't have that much...

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That's right, quality management. I'm working undercover. Well done, you!

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I'm working undercover, Swiff sent me here. How dare you laugh at me, your superior!

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Screw your city and it's rules!

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Trust me, you do not want to cross me, guard. Let me through.

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I'll give you a cut... (2000 cats)

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Look, let me off the hook. I'll share my cut (2000 Cats)

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Fine, you got me. Either you can arrest me, or we can make a deal...

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They said that if I end up in a jail cell, they'll murder the town guards.

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Okay, I'll do it. I want my first payment though.

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... Then I gotta arrest you, stop distracting me with your smooth talk!

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... What happened to your bags of money? Don't have the Cats to back up the big talk, huh?

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ha haha. You may pass.

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Alright let's see here... All good.

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You really are an oddball... Okay, you look clean.

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No! And buy your 'sister' a facelift, it offends my eyes!

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Yes sir, go ahead... (Show him your gear)

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seize him.

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Either you can rot in a jail cell, or you can pay me a FAIR price for risking my neck. I want 5000 Cats. Cats or jail, your choice.

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5000 Cats!? I can't afford that!

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5000 Cats!?

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Of course.

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... Then go ahead. Search me.

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(Draw your weapon)

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Then I guess you've made your choice...

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Pleasure doing business. Go on through.

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Then no deal. I'm not risking my neck for less.

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Go through.

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Uh... I'm not sure, I've never heard of quality management before...

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Just... stop talking! I've been fooled enough. Now, tell it to the prison guard, I'm arresting your for smuggling!

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Well, as much as this has made my shift mildly more entertaining than usual, I'm starting to grow tired of your nonsense now... Arrest him!

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Threatening the law now?

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Glad we're on the same page...

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... Go on, where's my cut then? What have you got for me?

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... Stop trying to trick me! Just stop talking!... You're under arrest for smuggling.

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Why, of course! (Give 2500 Cats)

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Go on through.

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You goddamn piece of... I'll make you pay!

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Deal (/COST/ Cats)

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Robbery! Then throw me in jail. I can handle it.

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Even better. How about you become my accomplice?

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And I'm not risking my neck for less. I'm taking you in for checks.

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It's better than a month in a jail cell. And I'm not risking my neck for you for any less.

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... Go on through.

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seize him!

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Of course! Hamut sent me. And I must say, you're a magnificent gate guard. Really.

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Go on through.

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Uhh... (Show them your Cats)

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... I guess I don't have enough after all...

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Okay. Go on in.

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seize him!

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Good. Go on through.

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... Fine (5000) Cats.

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Oh... Uh, thanks...

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Don't even have the Cats to back up the big talk? Nothing but a time wasting criminal...

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I'm so confused.

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Good to see you again, /YOURNAME/

/YOURNAME/. Good to see your face again. / Good day to you, /YOURNAME/. / Looking well, /YOURNAME/. / Back again, /YOURNAME/?

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Well, well, look who it is. Back to see our beautiful city, eh?

Well if it isn't old /YOURNAME/. It's been a while... / I've missed you, /YOURNAME/. Well, my Cat sack has anyway.

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Welcome back.

How's business? / Making the rounds?

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Well, if it isn't my favourite merchant...

/YOURNAME/! Good to see you again, brother... / Good day, /YOURNAME/.

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Back again so soon?

Back already?

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Been a while, brother. Any news from the outside?

Been a long time since I saw you last, brother

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Wait a minute. Just going to need to seach you before you enter...

Okay, hold up a second. Let me check your belongings

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Clean as always. Go on through.

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You're all clear, go on through.

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... Wait...

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Just let me check your stuff real quick...

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Okay, looks good. Go on in.

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...?

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You're all clear. Go on in.

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Just going to need to seach you before you enter...

Let me check your belongings

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Go ahead, you can pass

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You're clear, go on in

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Okay go ahead

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Where's my money, /YOURNAME/? I thought we had a deal?

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Okay, looks good. Go on in

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Wink!

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Go on through.

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If I don't get my cut, then you don't get free entry!

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Why are you running from me, eh? You picked the wrong girl to double cross, /YOURNAME/!

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This one's smuggling, seize him!

Bystander

Wink? You know you're not supposed to actually shout 'wink', right?

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Move along

Go on through / ...

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Samurai Gate Guard

Move along

Samurai Gate Guard

Move along

Samurai Gate Guard

Move along

Samurai Gate Guard

Move along

Samurai Gate Guard

Halt civilian...

You, stop right there... / Don't come any further, outlander... / Hey you. Don't take another step... / Hold it right there, civilian... / Hold it civilian... / Hey, you. Hold it... / Hey, stay there civilian... / Don't come any further, civilian... / Stop, I need to check you over... / Halt outlander... / Hold it right there, outlander...

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What is it?

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I just wanted to say hi.

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I want out of our deal.

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Nothing, nevermind, sorry.

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Well, goddammit, /YOURNAME/, cool it off. Keep chatting like this and you'll get us both caught...

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You want out? What happened, you quit the business?... Dammit, I got used to having the extra Cats... You sure you want out? I won't be protecting you from checks anymore if you do this...

You want out? Why, what happened all of a sudden?... You do this and I won't be sneaking you past checks anymore. You're on your own.

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(Hi, /YOURNAME/)

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I'm decided. I don't need your help anymore.

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... Okay, I changed my mind. We're still good.

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Then you're on your own. Better make sure you're actually clean, next time, /YOURNAME/. My comrades won't be so forgiving of your crimes...

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Good choice. Glad we're still on, I'd just started to grow attached to your face and everything... I mean Cats! I'm attached to your Cats... Yeah.

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Watch yourself.

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'Til next time, /YOURNAME/.