Samurai Heavy

Samurai Heavy

You better run, snake... There are no witnesses out here, who knows what will happen

You better run along, snake... no one can save you from us out here / Get out of my face snake! No one can protect you from me out here

Samurai Heavy

You've got balls showing your face after the mess you caused last time...

Guess this is a second chance for me to get even... / *gulp* / You gave me an ugly scar last time... / You broke my nose last time... / You really did a number on me last time... / You...

Samurai Heavy

Still alive?

Ugh, still alive and breathing? / Still standing after the last time I thrashed you? / Still breathing after your last beatdown?

Samurai Heavy

And good riddance!

That's it, run along / That's it, run away with your tail between your legs

Samurai Heavy

I said LEAVE!

I said RUN! / You deaf? I said RUN ALONG!

Samurai Heavy

This time you won't be so lucky!

This time you're going down!

Samurai Heavy

Well aren't you stubborn!

Nuisance! / Die this time! / I hate the stubborn ones.

Samurai Heavy

You!... Get out of here, snake!

/YOURNAME/?! Pain in the ass! Get lost! / Nuisance! hit the fucking road! / You're not welcome here / You aren't welcome here, snake / You're not welcome around here, rebel / You're pushing your luck, snake, hit the fucking road / /YOURNAME/! hit the fucking road! / You, rebel, hit the fucking road!

Samurai Heavy

Bastard rebel! You've caused us enough trouble!

Get your ugly face out of here, rebel! / Damn rebel scum, hit the fucking road! / You're lucky I haven't ripped your head off already, rebel, hit the fucking road / rebel! Leave! / Leave here, rebel

Samurai Heavy

fugitive!!!

You!!! / fugitive! / Over there!

Samurai Heavy

It-it's him!

fugitive! / fugitive..?! / ... Ggh! fugitive! / ... tch! fugitive...

Samurai Heavy

fugitive!!!

Samurai Heavy

Anti slavers!

Terrorists! / Over there! Anti slavers!

Samurai Heavy

Get him!

It's him! Sound the alarm! / Get over here, it's him! / Assemble for attack! / Rally for attack! / Prepare for attack! / Regroup! It's him! / Seize him! / Don't let him get away! / Kill him! No-one lives! / Kill him! No-one escapes!

Samurai Heavy

ARG!

aaah! / Rgh! / Retreat!

Samurai Heavy

Gut him

Tear him apart / Hurt him / Punish him / Make him bleed / Crush him / Break him

Samurai Heavy

So hungry... I can't take it anymore...

I haven't eaten in days... / When will this famine end... / How am I supposed to do my job on an empty stomach... / I can't go on like this... I need food... / How long until food supplies arrive... / Ugh... starving like a beggar now the city farm's gone. / The hunger hurts so bad...

Samurai Heavy

... Wha... what is that stink?

What is that awful smell? / Something stinks... / Ugh... something 'round here stinks something awful... / EUGH! / *choke* / *splutter* / That stench! / Okran's crappy tits, that SMELL!

Samurai Heavy

... Wha... what is that stink?

What is that awful smell? / Something stinks... / Ugh... something 'round here stinks something awful... / *choke* / EUGH! / *splutter* / That stench! / Okran's crappy tits, that SMELL!

Samurai Heavy

Like rotten fish and faeces!

Like... rotten fish? And... sewage? / What IS that smell?

Samurai Heavy

Eyes down, peasant!

Why are you looking at me, rat? Eyes down! / You looking at me, peasant? Eyes on the dirt! / Hey, savage, eyes down. You're on thin ice, remember? / Hey, savage, eyes on the dirt. You're on thin ice round here...

Samurai Heavy

You, peasant! I've had reports that you stole food from the nobility...

Samurai Heavy

Heard you've been pestering the nobility lately, peasant... This true?

Rumour has it that you've been fraternising with nobility, peasant...

Samurai Heavy

Hey, peasant. I'm hungry.

Hooo! I'm ravenous! Hey you, savage! / I'm hungry. Hey you, savage! / Hey, savage, I'm feeling peckish / Hey, savage, I'm hungry

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...y- yes... sorry...

Of- of course... / ... s- sorry!

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I- I needed to feed my family... Please!

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What? No... no! I haven't stolen anything!

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Wait, I can-

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O- okay, would you like some, er, b-bread?

... Uh... I- I think I have some bread you can have... sir / ..Uh!... Here! I have some bread, sir / ... I.. uh.. think I might have some food... sir

Samurai Heavy

Aw wahhhh... Do I look like I care? The nobles will have your head for this!

Excuses! You DON'T screw with the nobles!

Samurai Heavy

Under Empire law, I'm placing you under arrest...

Samurai Heavy

You know the rules, savage. And you know what happens to troublemakers...

Samurai Heavy

... A lousy roll of bread? Is that all I get for protecting your butt?!

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Noooo! Have mercy! I'll do anything!

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No! I've been set up! N- nooooo!

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Wait! Here, um, perhaps a... donation can help clear this up... I promise you, everything is fine...

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I-I'm sorry! It's all I have to spare!

Samurai Heavy

Anything, eh? Heheh.. Okay, I'll hold you to that, savage. You owe me one favour...

Samurai Heavy

Then, I'll help you out. Just pay me the fine, peasant, and I'll let you off the hook...

Samurai Heavy

Hum! Okay, move along and keep your nose clean, savage...

Samurai Heavy

Worthless goddamn savage! Just you watch yourself!

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Ri -right... ah crap...

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O- okay... th- this is everything I have, here...

Samurai Heavy

tch, worthless savage. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today...

Samurai Heavy

What? What are you looking at, can't you see I'm busy here?

The hell do YOU want? Can't you see I'm busy here? / Why are you interrupting me, outlander? We don't take kindly to trouble makers round here...

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Is there a problem here?

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No, didn't mean to bother you, I'll be going now...

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Bullying defenseless farmers, eh, tin can? Classy! (Attack)

Leave the poor farmer alone, tin can! (Attack)

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Need some help? This peasant giving you trouble?

Samurai Heavy

Yeah. There is. This cheap savage is skimping on taxes and if they don't pay, they're gonna rot in a jail cell... But unless you plan on footing the bill for 'em, I don't think it's any of your concern, outlander...

Samurai Heavy

Right... now mind your own business in future, outlander...

Samurai Heavy

You interrupt my guard duties for THIS? goddamn terrorists!

Samurai Heavy

Oho! And what makes you think I need help from a goddamn runt like you?! Now hit the fucking road, before I arrest you for interfering with guard duties!

Samurai Heavy

I've got it covered.

I can handle it.

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I'll pay their tax bill. How much is it?

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Damn tax-dodgers...

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You're right, this is none of my concern.

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Sounds like you're ripping them off to me.

Samurai Heavy

A guard's time is precious...

Samurai Heavy

Damn idiot...

Samurai Heavy

Oho! Got ourselves a do-gooder have we? Alright, 1200 Cats and they're off the hook.

Samurai Heavy

I don't like your tone, savage... And you're wasting my precious time with your damn accusations! Do I really need to teach you who runs this town?

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Here

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1200 Cats?! You guards are nothing but shady scumbags!

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On second thought, I'll leave you to it...

Samurai Heavy

Insubordination! seize him!

Samurai Heavy

ha haha, rum's on me tonight!

Samurai Heavy

I don't like your tone, savage! And you're wasting my precious time with your damn insults!

Samurai Heavy

Don't waste my time again, savage!

Samurai Heavy

And I'll be back for you later, peasant!

Samurai Heavy

Watching you. Keep to yourself, outlander

I've got my eye on you, outlander. Stay out of trouble / I'm watching you, better keep your nose clean, outlander / Watch yourself, outlander. We don't like troublemakers round here

Samurai Heavy

Hold on a second, outlander... It can't be... Is that Tinfist?

Bystander

Tch! Skeletons, they all look the same! What makes you thi-

Samurai Heavy

It IS, captain! Look!

Bystander

Take him to the station, outlander!

Bystander

Men! Secure the area, eyes on Tinfist at all times.

Samurai Heavy

Enemies of the Empire!

For the death of the Emperor, none will live... / By orders of the United Cities, death to the Emperor slayer! / For the murder of Emperor Tengu of the United Cities, you must pay...

Samurai Heavy

It takes a monster to defeat another monster...

If he can beat Eyegore, he can beat an Empire soldier... / Captain Eyegore fell, but WE won't!

Samurai Heavy

Death to all anti-slavers, to all traitors of the Empire...

Death to all terrorists, to all traitors of the Empire... / More anti-slaver lackies... / The anti-slavers are known tricksters, stay on your toes! / We'll root you anti-slavers out, one by one, every last one of you... / Anti-slavers hide and spread like rats, but we'll hunt you down... / You can't hide from us forever, anti-slaver rats... / You can't outrun the Empire, anti-slaver rats...

Samurai Heavy

For the abduction of the Emperor, none will live...

By orders of the United Cities, death for the abduction of the Emperor! / For the abduction of Emperor Tengu of the United Cities, you must pay... / Enemies of the Empire!

Samurai Heavy

Attack to kill!

Charge! / seize him!

Samurai Heavy

Stay alert, men.

Stay on your toes, men. / Fight with caution, men.

Samurai Heavy

Congrats on capturing the Skin Eater...

Samurai Heavy

Took down Tinfist, eh...

Samurai Heavy

You saved a lot of painful deaths... I wouldn't wish that fate on anybody.

Samurai Heavy

Someone had to clean up that mess... Good on you.

Samurai Heavy

It's time for taxes, pay up civilian

Tax collection time, pay up civilian / Tax time, Cats out civilian / Taxes, civilian

Samurai Heavy

Hey, rat. You just say something to me?

Did you just say something to me, rat? / Did I just hear you say something, rat?

Samurai Heavy

You causing trouble again, rat?

Better not be causing any trouble, rat

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But, I already paid you yesterday. I don't have any-

Wait, I already paid my tax, I haven- / Taxes? But I paid yesterday, I don't have-

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Right I-

Er, yes, let- / Of cour- / I see, I- / Yes my- / Well I- / Um, okay- / Er, right-

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... I wouldn't dare!

No, sir... / ... nope... nope, nope / ...N-no...

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U-uh, p-p-

N- no, I- I... / Er..er, w-w

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...

Samurai Heavy

I said TAX TIME

I SAID tax time / TAXES!

Samurai Heavy

900 Cats

1000 Cats / 800 Cats / That's 1150 Cats / 600

Samurai Heavy

That's a nice beat you got going there

You got a stutter or you trying to sing to me?

Samurai Heavy

Spit it out!

Cough it up!

Samurai Heavy

There's a jail cell with your name on it, rat

Don't make me dirty my boots on your face again. / I don't want to have to scuff my boots on your face again. / Your face scuffed my boots last time. I was not happy. Stay in line. / Know your place, rat

Samurai Heavy

300 Cats

200 Cats / 150 Cats / 275 Cats / 250 Cats / 170 Cats

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What?! That's double what it was last time, I don-

Wha?! Wait, that's twice as much as before, I haven- / How much!? That's almost triple what- / Ggh! But, that's almost double the- / Wh-wha? I can't afford that! It's quadrupled! Plea-

Bystander

I heard it. rat's lying to you.

Pretty sure I heard something too. rat's lying

Samurai Heavy

ha haha, going to give me a dance as well?

ha haha ha, how about a jig as well?

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Fo- forgive me!

I- I'm sorry!

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... I.. don't have that kind of money... please...

.. But.. I don't have the money... I beg you... / ... I don't have it... Please, have mercy...

Samurai Heavy

Stop

Wait / Hold it / Hang on / Hold up / Shh.. / Shush

Samurai Heavy

Liars get beaten, you know that

You know not to lie to us, don't you? / I guess he doesn't respect the city guardsmen, right?

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... if.. if it p-pleases you...

...if- if that's what you want...

Samurai Heavy

tch, idiot...

Samurai Heavy

FIVE

Samurai Heavy

... Are you questioning me?

... Are you second guessing me? / ... You're not questioning ME are you? / Are you challenging me? / You dare to query me? / ... Are you doubting me?

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Please, no!.. I'll do anything!

Please, I mean no disrescpect! Mercy!

Samurai Heavy

ha haha! Clown...

Samurai Heavy

FOUR

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Forgive me!

Excuse me! / Apologies!

Bystander

ha haha ha!

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No! Please! Please, no!

No! Have mercy, please! / I beg you, no! Have mercy!

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.. sir.. I beg you, I don't have that kind of money!

I'm begging you, I don't have enough money... / But please, I don't have that much money!

Samurai Heavy

ha haha. Lucky, I'm in an agreeable mood

Samurai Heavy

ha haha, go fetch me a nice gift and we'll call it quits then

ha haha, then surprise me with something nice and we'll let it go

Samurai Heavy

TWO

Samurai Heavy

Then you'll pay me tomorrow. With interest.

Then FIND the money. I'll be back tomorrow. / You have until tomorrow to pay me

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Right!

Of course! / Ye- yes!

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I paid already! I don't have any more money!

I already paid! I already paid my taxes! / I already paid! I already paid my taxes! Whyyyyyy!?

Samurai Heavy

Don't make this messy for us both

I don't want things to have to get ugly / Or else we'll have to make an example of you

Samurai Heavy

FIND the money, or else I'll have you jailed for tax dodging!

I want the money ready for me tomorrow! No excuses! / No excuses! You'll pay me tomorrow, with interest! / Tomorrow! Have the money ready or you'll be punished!