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I spy a rich chumbo...

I smell Cats... / You reek of Cats, chumbo... / Looks like I found me a rich chumbo... / oi, rich chumbo!

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oi, limpy!

Limp.. limp.. limp.. Aw, 'wah my leg'! ha haha ha / Watch that bad leg of yours, someone might accidentally bludgeon it with a stick / That leg don't look so pretty, does it? / Got a bad leg? / You walk stupid.

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damn, look at this punoid. How are you even still alive?

What a puny looking chumbo... / I could defeat you EASY... / You look an easy target... / What a weakling. I could defeat you... / Pff what a shrimp.... I could defeat you...

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Got a headache?

yuck! Look at that gammy head! / What's wrong with your head?! yuck!

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I got my eye on you, chumbo...

Psst, I'm watching you... / Eyeballin' you, chumbo... / Psst. Hey, you. / You. chumbo.

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Spare some Cats, rich chumbo?

Gimme some Cats, chumbo / I could take some of those Cats off your hands / Don't be greedy rich chumbo, share some of your Cats / Share some Cats, rich chumbo, don't hog 'em to yourself / I want some of those Cats! / Gonna share some Cats, rich chumbo?

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I want your Cats, cripple! Hand 'em over

Spare some Cats, cripple? / Gimme some Cats, cripple legs

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Hand over your Cats, chumbo

I want your Cats, chumbo! Hand 'em over / Gimme some Cats, chumbo, come 'ere

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Hand over your money, chumbo!

Share some of those Cats, chumbo! / Gimme some money, you!

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Shouldn't have pissed me off...

Should never have pissed me off / Shoulda just done what I said / Shouldn't have disobeyed me, chumbo / Yer in my BAD books now / Got me in a BAD mood now / Got me feelin' crabby now / Got you on my naughty list now

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You won't like me when I'm angry

You ain't gonna like me when I'm mad / You don't wanna see me when I'm REALLY angry

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GIVE ME YOUR CATS!

Gimme your money NOW! / I'm confiscating your Cats from you! / ha haha ha! The guards can't save you now! / If you won't give me your money, I'll take it! / I'll chop you up! / I'm gonna break your balls with a sword / Just have to take the Cats from your corpse! / No guards about now, chumbo! DIE! / Ripe for the pickin's... come 'ere!

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I love a good fight!

Gonna get you! / You're a piece of work, ain't ya? / Peekaboo! / Gonna get me some Cats! / I bite, mind! / BOO! ha haha ha! / Come see my new knife!

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Now we'll have to do this the hard way

I guess we'll just have to do this the painful way / Now I'm gonna have to take the Cats from your corpse / Now I'm just gonna have to beat your Cats out of you / The guards ain't gonna do shit to help you now! / The guards can't always protect you, ya know!

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I get real stabby!

I like to stab stuff when I'm angry! / I like to smash stuff when I'm angry. You know, faces and that / I get real murdery!

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Gimme your money!

Stabby time! / Die! / I'll kill you! / You won't escape me / You can't hide from me / STAB!

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fucking guards! You got off lucky this time...

Yer lucky the guards are out...

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But I'll get you next time

But next time I'ma stab you up

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Cats. Cough it up, chumbo.

Gimme your Cats! / Spare a little coin, chumbo?... Well, I'm not askin' actually. Hand over your Cats! / Gimme a nice gift and I might spare you. Cats, hand 'em over. / Alright cough it up, fat-cats. MONEY! / You can afford to share some o' those Cats with me... Cough 'em up! / Cats! Pay up or I break your balls. / Gimme your Cats! This will all go much more smoothly if you play along and pay up. / Gimme some Catans, moneybags! Pay up! / I want some of that money! Hand it over! / MONEY! / Hand over the Cats!

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You owe me money!

Where's my money?! / I want my money! / You seem to have my money, chumbo... / Can I have my money now? / My money? / That's MY money. / You owe me money... / I'm here to collect my debt! / Pay your debts, chumbo!

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Cough up the Cats, outlander, I got a family to feed. Hand it over!

I'm saving up for a face lift and YOU'RE gonna pay for it, chumbo! Gimme your Cats! / I'm feelin' peckish for a hot meal and YOU'RE gonna pay for it, chumbo... hand over the Cats! / I haven't had a decent meal in 4 days and I get ANGRY when I'm hungry. You won't like me when I'm angry, chumbo! Gimme some Cats, hand 'em over! / I'm all outta Cats and I haven't had a drink in 5 days. I hate being sober. I get real stabby. Hand over some Cats, chumbo, now! / There's this nice slave I wanna buy, but I don't got enough Cats. Hand over your money, chumbo, pay me my toll! / I got people to feed and YOU'RE gonna help. Pay up.

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... You what?

Wait, what...? / Sorry...? I don't understand...

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How about hit the fucking road?

Nope! Beat it, goon! / No! Get out of my face, punk!

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Okay, okay. Here (200 Cats)

Just take it (200 Cats) / ... This is all I have, take it (200 Cats) / fine fine, here you go (200 Cats) / I don't have much... (200 Cats) / I can only afford 200 Cats

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Never! I'm not giving you anything.

Not gonna happen! / No, you're not taking my money.

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Okay, okay. Here (75 Cats)

Just take it (75 Cats) / ... This is all I have, take it (75 Cats) / fine fine, here you go (75 Cats) / I don't have much... (75 Cats) / I can only afford 75 Cats

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What money?

I don't owe you any money... / What are you talking about? / I don't know what you're talking about...

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Just take it (200 Cats)

Just leave me (200 Cats) / Here you go (200 Cats) / Take it (200 Cats)

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Excuse me? I'm sorry, I don't speak thug-lowlife trash...

You lost your money? Apologies, I don't understand trash-speak. / I don't care. Get out of my face, thug-lowlife trash.

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Just take it (75 Cats)

Just leave me (75 Cats) / Here you go (75 Cats) / Take it (75 Cats)

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I don't have any money...

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fine, maybe this will help (200 Cats)

Here you go (200 Cats)

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Good luck with that, friend (500 Cats)

This should help, friend (500 Cats)

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Oh boohoo, cry me a river...

Oh boohoo, cry me a freakin' river...

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fine, maybe this will help (75 Cats)

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*sigh*... Do I really gotta spell it out for you, chumbo?... Give me your money and I won't break your balls. It's how it works 'round here

What are you, slow? Hand me your Cats and I won't snap your legs off! / *sigh*... Hand me your Cats and I won't break your balls with a sword!... Clear enough for you now? / Seriously? It goes like this: You pay me protection money, I protect you... from myself! Pay up, chumbo!

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Givin' me attitude, eh? Well I got no time for it. I'll get you later, when no one can save you...

Think yourself a wise guy, eh? Then I'll just have to get you later, when no one can hear you scream!

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A wise guy, ah?... You oughtta be careful who you backtalk around here!

Wrong answer, smart ass...

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ha haha

ha haha ha / Ooh! Money! / Okay that'll do / I suppose that will do / That'll do the trick / That hit the spot / Good enough / tch I guess that will do / Stingy. But okay whatever, I don't like fighting anyway / Meh I guess that's okay. Can't be bothered to beat you up / Meh I suppose that'll do. Can't be assed to kick you in

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With that fat bounty I think you can afford more than 200 Cats

And what about the nice big bounty on your back? 200 Cats displeases me / No deal. I want a piece of that bounty. / Don't be stingy. You can afford more with that fat bounty on your back / That's a hefty bounty you got there... 400 Cats! / No. More. Let me have some of that bounty... / You're gonna be rich with that bounty. I want more.

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Well I ain't one for reasonin'. So I'll just pummel it outta you later instead!

You shoulda just paid up when I told you to...

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cops can't protect your forever chumbo. Gimme your money!

As soon as you leave the city - BAM! Hand over the money or else. / The guards ain't gonna have your back once your outside of town. Hand over the money, chumbo.

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Ain't gonna play along, eh? Well, I'll give you points for havin' balls but... balls ain't gonna save you from a beating!

Gonna play it stubborn, eh?.. Well, I got nothin' better to do than beat on stubborn outlanders anyway! / Final answer, eh? Shoulda just played along and handed over your Cats...

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You don't exactly look fit to defend yourself, chumbo. Last chance... Cough up or die!

You really think you can defend yourself with those injuries, chumbo? / You don't look healthy enough for a fight, chumbo. Last chance to give it up... / I don't think you wanna be fighting me in your condition, chumbo... / With those wounds, this is gonna be too easy... Last chance! / You look pretty fucked up, I think you should just hand it over. / You look pretty messed up, I think you should just give it up. / You already look busted up. You ain't gonna survive this, chumbo...

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Meh I guess that's okay. Can't be bothered to beat you up anyway!

ha haha... / Okay that'll do... / I suppose that will do... / tch I guess that will do! / Better than a poke in the eye I guess! / Good enough... / ha haha ha... / Stingy. But okay whatever, I don't like fighting anyway!

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The money you owe me for not breaking your balls! Hand it over!

The Cats you owe me for not snapping your legs off! Hand em over! / The Cats that you're paying me not to break your balls with a sword! Now, cough it up! / Protection money. Protection against me. Pay up, chumbo! / You questioning me chumbo? You want your balls smashed? Just hand over your Cats!

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Hmph. You'll regret this...

You're gonna regret this... / I'm gonna get you later... / Oh just you wait... / As soon as the cops ain't lookin'... / Then I'll take it! / Wrong answer... / When you're all alone... / Better watch your back, chumbo... / Then I'll pry it from your corpse later... / Then I'll TAKE it! / Then I'll beat it out of you!

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Too bad, I'll just have to take your pants instead...

Too bad, I'll just have to steal your pants from you instead... / Then I guess I'll just take the clothes from your back...

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Too bad, I'll just have to take your pants later instead...

Too bad, I'll just have to steal your pants from you later... / Then I guess I'll just take the clothes from your back...

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Not bad. I'll remember this

I'll remember this / You're alright I s'pose / Not bad

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Not good enough, chumbo! Try again...!

Not gonna cut it, chumbo! Try again...!

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Can't we talk about this?

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Guess I'll just TAKE your Cats instead if you ain't gonna play!

Then I'll beat it out of you instead! Shoulda co-operated! / Hmph. You'll regret this!

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I don't have that much...

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Fine (400 Cats)

tch fine, here (400 Cats) / Alright, alright. Here, just take it (400 Cats)

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Don't push it, we outnumber you, bandit.

400 Cats is too greedy. You're outnumbered, bandit / Just take it. We outnumber you / You really want to fight all of us over 200 Cats? / That's crazy, there are more of us than you!

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Now we'll have to do this the hard way!

I guess we'll just have to do this the painful way! / I'm gonna have to take the Cats from your corpse! / I'm just gonna have to beat your Cats out of you!

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Again, not gonna happen

Nope! / I said no / No means no / You deaf?

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I'll tell the guards!

The guards will protect me. / I'll get the guards!

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I can't give you any more...

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... Do I look like the talkin' type to you? Stop wasting my time and.. PAY UP!

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That's too bad. I'll just have to take your clothes to make up for it!

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Thanks!

ha haha... / Meh I guess that's okay. Can't be bothered to beat you up anyway! / Meh I suppose that'll do. Can't be assed to kick you in anyway! / ha haha ha... / Ooh! Money! / Okay that'll do. / I suppose that will do. / That'll do the trick... / That hit the spot. / Good enough!

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fine fine 200 Cats

fine gimme 200 Cats then / fine, that'll do I guess / fine, I suppose that will do

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The guards?... ha haha ha! Guards!? You're in the swamps now, chumbo, ain't no tin can baby sitters around to save your hide!

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The guards can't do shit, chumbo! Quit flappin'!

ha haha! The guards don't give a shit about you, chumbo. Now quit stallin'! / The guards can't watch you forever, chumbo... / Tell the guards and I swear I'll goddamn kill you... / You're pissing me off, chumbo... The guards can't help you, so quit stallin'!

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(Kick them in the groin)

(Punch them in the nose) / (Kick them in the shin)

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As soon as you're all alone...

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Cry babies like you need some sense beaten into your brains!

Now I GOTTA beat you up for bein' such a wet leaf!

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Leave me alone, or I'll tell!

The law will be on my side!

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Why you! You're gonna regret this!

DUMB MOVE! / You dumbass!

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Urk...!

Agh...! / Ouch!

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ha haha ha!... Tell the guards...

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The cops ain't gonna protect you. Bad decision.

You'll regret this, coward. / I hate sissy chumbos. I'll get you, just you wait...

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I don't see any cops around, smartass! Die!

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I'll get you! Later on, outside them gates! Just you wait!

I'll get you for this!

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*cough* cheap shot! *hack*

Augh... cheap.. shot...

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I'll kill you for that!

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oi!

oi! idiot! / oi, you!

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oi! Hold it!

oi, you! / oi, come 'ere! / oi, get over 'ere! / You chumbo! / You! Don't fucking move!

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Hand over your money!

Hand over your Cats, chumbo! / Gimme your Cats, chumbo!

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Newcomers' gotta pay the town toll!

You haven't paid the town toll! / Don'tcha know we got a rookie toll in this town? / Come pay me my toll!

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Hand over your Cats, bleeder!

Gimme your money, bleeder! / You're gonna give me your money, bleeder! / Cats! Hand 'em over! / Yeah you, chumbo. Gimme your money!

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If you don't give me your money, I'm gonna slit your throat

If you don't start coughing up soon, I'm gonna slit your throat / If you don't hand over the money, I swear I will slit your throat / Don't make me slit your throat, chumbo

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MONEY!

NOW

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Don't you DARE fucking run away from me!

Don't even try and run from me, chumbo! / You fucking running away from me?! / Better not run to the fucking cops! / Come back here, chumbo! You can't run from me!

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Gimme your money! NOW!

Hand over your money, give it to me! / Gimme your Cats! NOW! / Drop your Cats, NOW!