Cannibal Plains

Cannibal Plains

I always thought this place was just a damn story...

I never thought I'd see this... / Oh no, this can't be real... / We can't really be here.... No way... / I never wanted to see this place

Cannibal Plains

Endless cannibals as far as the goddamn horizon!

fucking home of the cannibals! / It's the goddamn Cannibal Plains!

Cannibal Plains

Man eaters! Stick you in their goddamn cages until dinner time!

They catch you and put you in their goddamn cages for dinner time! / They eat PEOPLE!

Bystander

Ah, the Cannonball Plains. Sounds like a fun place.

Cannibal Plains

Are you being serious?

Are you making a joke? / The... the what?

Bystander

They're not so bad once you get used to them...

There's worse things to encounter than cannibals / I don't see what all the fuss is about / I don't know why people are always so scared of cannibals

Bystander

The Cannonball Plains! Named after an ancient sport game I believe.

Cannibal Plains

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MADE OUT OF fucking STEEL!

YOU'RE MADE OUT OF fucking METAL!

Cannibal Plains

It's the CANNIBAL PLAINS you idiot!

Bystander

Lots of things eat humans: spiders, beakthings, wolves...

Cannibal Plains

Shut up!

Bystander

Do cannibals eat Hivers too?

Do they eat Hivers?

Bystander

...raptors, gorillos, fogmen...

Cannibal Plains

Probably, yeah

I don't think so... / Maybe, I'm not sure... / For sure / I'm pretty sure they do / Nah... / No way. Too skinny and crunchy.

Cannibal Plains

SHUT UP GODDAMNIT!

Shut up damn you! / You're enjoying this aren't you!?

Bystander

No, I'm pretty sure it's the Cannonball Plains

You guys are panicking over nothing, it's just the Cannonball Plains

Cannibal Plains

....

I hate all of you / I give up

Cannibal Plains

I guess this is the cannibal lair. We just need to head north without being swarmed by 'em...

Cannibal Plains

The treasure will be marked by a flock of birds, we can't miss it. That's what the guy in the bar told me anyway.

Bystander

A guy in a bar? That's your source?!

Cannibal Plains

More than a guy in a bar, he's a world famous tech hunter...

Bystander

Seems every bar-guy's a world famous tech hunter these days...

Cannibal Plains

Wai-- Did you see that? Up ahead, I'm sure I saw something...

Cannibal Plains

Anybody else get the distinct feeling they're being watched?

Cannibal Plains

We're reaching unchartered territory now... Anyone else get the feeling we're being watched?

Cannibal Plains

... Vigilance. We're being watched.

Bystander

Stay alert. This is the heart of the cannibal plains now and we're the prey...

Bystander

It's just the wind. Relax, stay off the hashish a while, eh?

Bystander

Must be the forbidden lands, where it's said that the locals run naked and worship Narko. I feel it too, the air is heavy here.

Bystander

Yep. That's because this is the cannibal plains.

Bystander

That's because you ARE being watched. This is the cannibal plains and we're the prey.

Bystander

Most likely because you ARE. This is the cannibal plains and you're the prey here.

Bystander

There's nothing around, quit being paranoid. Maybe lay off the hashish a while, eh?

Bystander

That's because this is the cannibal plains. You're being hunted.

Bystander

Cannibals. This is their territory now... and we're the prey.

Bystander

Oh, that's just me. Couldn't help staring at an old piece o' gristle flap stuck on your horn... How'd you even get that there anyway?

Bystander

As individuals they're weak, but as a horde they're formidable. Stay on your toes.

Bystander

The good news is that the place is littered with ancient tech. Just gotta survive the naked cannibals first.

Bystander

It wasn't always like this. We don't know why the northwesterners suddenly developed a taste for humanoid meat...

Cannibal Plains

Not paranoia. I know when I'm being watched...

Cannibal Plains

... Buffoon.

Bystander

Hold up, CANNIBAL plains?!

Bystander

It's not that. This is the cannibal plains, you're being hunted.

Bystander

Naked, eh? Well, I shall have to study these locals further! You know, for uh... research purposes...

Bystander

Naked, eh? Well, I shall have to study these locals further! You know, for uh... medical research purposes...

Bystander

Cannibals?!... Such evil savages should be destroyed before they kill more innocents...

Cannibal Plains

Stay on your toes...

Bystander

Then keep your eyes peeled and be ready to run or fight.

Bystander

... Savages with sticks. Nothing we can't handle.

Bystander

Great, out of one cooking pot and into another. Literally...

Bystander

It wasn't always like this. We don't know why the northwesterners suddenly developed a taste for humanoid meat...

Bystander

Be a hero all you want. But I'll be hightailing it outta there while the savages are feeding on your carcass...

Bystander

... Guess that's lucky for you, eh, tinhead? The one place in the land where you're NOT the prey.

Bystander

The Shek is right. This is the heart of the cannibal plains now and we're the prey...

Bystander

... Guess that's lucky for you, eh, tinhead? The one place in the land where you're NOT the prey.

Bystander

Just make sure you rescue us if we get caught and sentenced to the chopping block.

Bystander

Just make sure you rescue us if we get caught and sentenced to the chopping block.