Doctor Chung

Doctor Chung

Name's Doctor Chung, best surgeon you're gonna find in town! Need a new face? I can give you a real pretty smile ya-... wait... goddammit, those goons took my favourite chin chisel!

Doctor Chung

Back for some surgery, outlander?

Doctor Chung

Nevermind, it's still good, it's still good. If anyone can work miracles with a second-rate chin chisel, it's gonna be Doctor Chung...

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Make me beautiful, Doctor Chung.

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How's business, Doctor Chung?

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No, nevermind, Doctor Chung

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'Miracles'? Just what are you implying about my face?!

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Blah blah blah! Less talking and more cutting, doc!

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You're on, make me beautiful, Doctor Chung.

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What goons? Why would they take your chisel?

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Forget it! I want only the best chisels used on my face.

Doctor Chung

Just the usual. Those goons from the Twinblade Clan, they keep smashin' up my goddamn surgery, houndin' me for organs. Just you wait 'til they let their guard down... I'll give their gummy goddamn faces a smashin' up!

Doctor Chung

Uh... nothin'! You got... uh.. a real pretty smile already, outlander! But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some folks wanna stand out, they wanna dazzle, they wanna pop, they want people to run away in awe of their giant over-sized jumbo hands!... How about some jumbo hands?

Doctor Chung

Those goons from the Twinblade Clan, they keep smashin' up my goddamn surgery, houndin' me for organs. But I don't got enough organs for 'em these days. Tell ya what, just wait 'til they let their guard down... I'll give their gummy goddamn faces a smashin' up!

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That sounds dangerous, don't do that...

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Why don't you just leave?

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Serves you right for not harvesting enough organs

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Sounds rough. Well, hope your luck improves for you, doc

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... Oh, go on then

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Fine, I want surgery. But no jumbo hands.

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... No thanks. Anyway, tell me about these goons. What happened?

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Just forget it, I'm leaving

Doctor Chung

Heh. Well, it's survival of the fittest in this town, outlander. An' there ain't nothin' in the Outlands for me so I'm pretty much stuck survivin' here.

Doctor Chung

I'm a doctor, there ain't nothin' for me in the outlands... An' I ain't interested in moving cities neither. Let's just say my 'activities' have pissed off a lot of the wrong people.

Doctor Chung

Hoy... Don't get lippy with me, chumbo...

Doctor Chung

Come back again, outlander.

Doctor Chung

Come back again, outlander. A pair of jumbo hands would look ravishin' on you...

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Well, why don't you come with me? I could use a doctor...

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Well, what goes around comes around. Sounds like you're getting what you deserve.

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Sounds tough. Hope your luck improves, doc

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Why don't you just leave?

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I'm done here anyway

Doctor Chung

With you?... Heh, maybe I will! That'll really piss off those Twinblade goons when they lose their no.1 organ harvester. I can just imagine the look on their faces!

Doctor Chung

Heh, maybe so, maybe so...

Doctor Chung

Alright, I'm in!

Doctor Chung

This, I can fix. Leave it to me.

Leave it to the expert. / Relax, you're in good hands. Good, handsome hands. / This ain't nothin' I haven't seen before. Leave it to me. / This ain't nothin'. Promise you I won't even leave a scar. / Leave it to the doc. / Cram it in and sew it up. You'll live. Now, don't squirm. / Alright, let's take a look. Nothin' the doc can't handle. / Time to get busy. / Now it's my time to shine...

Doctor Chung

Call that an injury? I've seen worse in my time...

Doctor Chung

Ah, you'll live, eh. I've fixed a lot worse...

Doctor Chung

A scratch, that's all. I've seen worse...

Doctor Chung

Count yourself lucky it ain't worse...

Doctor Chung

Learn to dodge better, eh. Next time you might not be so lucky.

Keep losin' fights and there ain't gonna be much left of you to patch up. / Let's see... Missed all the vital organs. 'Spose that's somethin', eh. / Well, the important bits are still intact, and that's all that matters. / Look after yourself better, eh? You only get one body. Can't botch it with first aid forever. / No more fighting. Rest up and keep the wound clean, got it?

Doctor Chung

I've seen burst eyeballs, mangled limbs, exploding testicles, you name it.

Doctor Chung

Had to pull an arrow out a bandit's skull once. He lived. Ain't too bright these days though...

Doctor Chung

This one guy, he 'accidentally' sat on his sword. Yeesh, now that was a mess, I'll tell ya...

Doctor Chung

I mean, I've seen half-chewed merchants still alive an' kickin'....

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Is this supposed to make me feel better?

Doctor Chung

Better to die than survive havin' your face eaten off by gutters, I tell ya.

Doctor Chung

Nope. Dammit, I'm a doctor not a whore. Now hold still so I can fix ya...

Doctor Chung

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Doctor Chung

I'm a goddamn doctor, I can heal myself.

You're doing it wrong. / Call that a stitch? I could do better with my eyes closed.

Doctor Chung

Better than ever. You're welcome.

Rest up. / The Twinblades lost 'emselves a valuable doctor. / Take it easy now. / Saving lives feels a whole lot better than stealing organs...

Doctor Chung

Now, how about a bit of plastic surgery while we're at it?

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Now isn't the time...

Doctor Chung

For looking good, it's always the time.

Doctor Chung

We need meds, urgently.

Can't do shit without more meds. / I'm out of meds, I need a first aid kit.

Doctor Chung

I'll carve you a new mouth, come 'ere!

Knock me down and I'll smash your gummy face up! / Think you can knock me down and get away with it? I'll knock your teeth out! / I'll carve your tongue out for sucker punching ME! / I'll carve you a new smile, come 'ere! / Time for some surgery I think. Come 'ere! / Bring that ugly mug over 'ere! Nothin' a bit of surgery can't fix! / Hoy, ugly, let me at that shit stain you call a face! I got a chisel with your name on it! / I got a chisel with your name on it. I'll make a bloody stump of you yet! / Hoy, ugly! Call that a face? Nothin' the doc's chisel can't fix!

Doctor Chung

Ughh, could cough up a lung...

*hack* / Urghh...

Doctor Chung

That's gonna scar...

Took me down a peg, eh... / ... Well... that showed me, eh. / No shackles, no teeth... I call that a victory. / Schmucks shoulda finished the job...

Doctor Chung

Looks like I got my work cut out for me...

... Get up, will ya? I'm a doctor not a pack beast... / First one up... Guess I'm gonna be busy. / ... Guess I got work to do. / What a bloodbath...

Doctor Chung

Say hello to my sword!

Here comes the doc! / Swampers don't stay down! / Pickin' a fight with a swamper was a bad idea... / I'll make you eat my sword... / I got nothin' to lose. Do your worst. / Come at me. I've dealt with worse.

Doctor Chung

Mother of Okran those things are ugly.

Gutters, they stink as bad as they look.

Doctor Chung

Got a good mind to carve you inside out...

Clean yourself up, you're a mess. / Mess with me, you wind up in the dirt.

Doctor Chung

Ohh, I'm gonna have some fun with you and my chisel...

Ahahaha, vengeance is mine! Leave the bodies to me... / Oh it's not over yet. Not until I make an unrecognizeable mush stump of you... / Think you're gonna get off that lightly? You'll have no face left after I'm done with you... / Ahahaha, you're all mine now! Just you and my chisel! / Ohh I'm not done with you yet! You'll regret messing with me, I tell ya...

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Behave yourself, doc.

Doc. Reel it in, no mutiliations. / Snap out of it, doc, I don't want to see it. / Doc!

Doctor Chung

Okay, okay. Got off lucky, this one...

*spit* Count yourself lucky, schmuck... / Gah, fine! No use bluntin' my blades on that punk anyway...