Ears

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oi, over 'ere, outlander...

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Shouldn't you be in church or somethin', Phoenix fucker?

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Shouldn't you be kissin' noble boot or somethin', desertman?

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Shouldn't you be kissin' noble boot or somethin', desertman?

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So... new in town, yah? Well, newbie, ya see, I'm known as the ears o' the Hounds in these swamps, right? An' if you wanna get noticed 'round 'ere, you gotta go through me, yah...

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I don't do business with Okranites. Scram.

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I don't do business with United lackies. Scram.

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I don't do business with Guild lackies. Scram.

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Yeh... don't care, didn't ask.

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So can you help 'get me noticed'?

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I'd prefer to stay the newbie in town, thanks.

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... Okay, so what's your point?

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Pah, tough guy, yah? Well, we'll see how long you last without gang protection...

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'Course I can. Leave it to me, yah? But I ain't one to do favours for any old chump, right? Gotta smooth me over, then I'll put in a good word for ya, see.

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Pfft! Survivin' all on your lonesome without a gang to protect ya? I give ya three days, max, newbie.

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Wha, I gotta spell it for ya, newbie? People show up 'ere, they usually want in on a gang, see. Ain't many people survived the swamps alone, yah? An' everyone knows the Hounds is the best of 'em all... An, me, I can help get you an 'in'.

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In the Hounds, we got a sayin', right: You scratch my back, I scratch yours. It's a huge fuckin' back scratchin' orgy 'round 'ere, yah? So, you pay me 2000 Cats, I'll get you an audience with Big Grim.

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You know where to find me, yah.

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Deal

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I don't have enough money...

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Nevermind, I've changed my mind.

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Then consider it done, newbie! Go see Big Grim.

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Pah! Ain't gonna get far 'round 'ere without any Cats, yah?

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*Nod*

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Find the money. Steal it, mine it, shit it... I don't care.