Lady Kana

Lady Kana

Eugh. Don't come so close, slave...

Lady Kana

Guards, who let this one out of it's cage and into my quarters, hmm?!

Lady Kana

Guards, who let this one out of it's shackles, hmm?!

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I'm not a slave if that's what you're implying...

Lady Kana

What? Well... you certainly reek like one. Ever heard of baths in whatever tribe village you dragged yourself all the way here from?

Lady Kana

Anyway, bathing aside, why are you here bothering me? Can't you see I'm busy lounging in luxury? So, spit it out, what do you want?

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I... don't know. I just felt compelled to talk with you...

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I wanted to ask you some questions about this place.

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[I really wanna punch this lady in the nose]...

Lady Kana

So you interrupted me, you invaded my nostrils with your odour for nothing? Dim. Do you know who else is dim? Slaves. Stick 'em in a cage and they'll live in their own droppings like brainless cattle...

Lady Kana

Well open your eyes, genius, what is there to ask? It's a slave farm, the biggest in the outlands. No doubt those filthy rags you're wearing were made here on this very farm.

Lady Kana

What, can't speak now? So you interrupted me, you invaded my nostrils with your odour for nothing? Dim. Do you know who else is dim? Slaves. Stick 'em in a cage and they'll live in their own droppings like brainless cattle...

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When in fear of being harpooned by slavers I'm sure you'd be no different...

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Those 'cattle' are human beings... You sicken me.

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Do not compare me to a filthy slave...

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[Must... resist... punching... lady]...

Lady Kana

I swear, you seem as dim as one of them... Slaves, stick 'em in a cage and they'll live in their own droppings like brainless cattle. But they're safe here, they're fed, clothed and 'thoroughly' exercised. Mmhaha.

Lady Kana

A noble such as I is not backward enough to land in such a situation in the first place. Some people are born to be faeces-smeared slaves, some of us are simply born better. You though, my dear, with your moronic face and simpleton questions seem to be verging on the prior.

Lady Kana

Mmmhahaha! A funny guy... You don't like slavery, yet you wear the filthy rags made by... oh, guess what? Slaves! Slaves make the world go round, you can either enjoy the ride, or you can join them as another faeces-smeared drone. And, to be honest, with your moronic facial expression and simpleton statements I'm beginning to think you were born for the slave farms.

Lady Kana

Ah! So you bite back now. Well, some people are born to be faeces-smeared slaves while some of us are simply born better. You though, my dear, with your slappable face and simpleton statements seem to be verging on the prior.

Lady Kana

Some people are born to be faeces-smeared slaves, some of us are simply born better. You though, my dear, with your slappable face and moronic inability to speak seem to be verging on the prior.

Lady Kana

Oh, this is fun, isn't it? I do love having guests... How about you fire some insults back at me and I have you added to my flock of merry slaves, hmm? Mmmhahaha.

Lady Kana

Oh, this is fun, isn't it? I do love having guests... How about you fire some more uneducated anti-slave propaganda back at me and I have you added to my flock of merry cattle, hmm? Mmmhahaha.

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Screw it, I'm punching this sociopath (Attack)

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And you, my dear, sorely underestimate me.

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I should never have bothered you. I'm leaving.

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Enough. I'm putting a stop to this, to slavery. I'm here to kill you.

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Why would I insult you? You're so beautifully evil!

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... I was out of line, I shouldn't have said anything.

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It's easy to put down your victims from the comfort of your guards.

Lady Kana

Aaahhhh! Guards!

Lady Kana

Ohhahaha, you're fun! That goofy stare on your face, I was beginning to think you were one of those pesky anti-slaver types.

Lady Kana

You've turned coward on me? And just as I thought we were starting to have fun... What happened to those feisty little comebacks of yours? Pull yourself together and talk to me, unbathed one...

Lady Kana

Ugh, just leave already. You make very dull company, unbathed one...

Lady Kana

Oh, no. I'm not finished with you yet, unbathed one. You approach me without reason whilst reeking the stench of a rancid slave... I can only assume you're one of these... cattle-screwing anti-slaver types, is that correct?

Lady Kana

Ohhahaha. Why, I already know that, unbathed one. You surprise me, though, that goofy stare on your face, I was beginning to think you were one of those pesky anti-slaver types.

Lady Kana

You've gone quiet on me? Oh, how disappointing. Stop sulking and talk to me, unbathed one. I was just starting to enjoy myself...

Lady Kana

You've turned coward on me? What happened to those radical opinions of yours? How disappointing. Pull yourself together and talk to me, unbathed one. I was just starting to enjoy myself...

Lady Kana

Some of us are born for and worthy of greatness. And with greatness comes many perks, such as mine, an army of bootlicking guards. Something an unbathed runt will never know. Anyway, I'll make sure my guards keep an eye on you from now on, you're obviously an unhinged radical.

Lady Kana

I'LL HAVE YOU HUNTED DOWN!

I'll make your life hell, peasant! / YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY, DREG! / NO-ONE CROSSES THE NOBLES AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! / A NOBLE NEVER FORGETS!

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Me, an anti-slaver? An insult.

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Not at all. Slaves make the world go round.

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Slavery, anti-slavery... I couldn't care less either way.

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Again, you underestimate me. I'm no filthy slaver either.

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Enough of this. You've insulted me for the last time. (Attack)

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I've nothing to say, I'm leaving.

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... I was out of line, I shouldn't have said anything.

Lady Kana

Leave me.

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Not at all. I just believe slaves should be treated with basic respect.

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... Treat others how you wish to be treated yourself. Slavery is cruel.

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Correct. I despise slavery, and I despise you.

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I've nothing to say, I'm leaving.

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... So what do you want?

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I've nothing to say, I'm leaving.

Lady Kana

Learn to keep your mouth shut in future, unbathed one

Lady Kana

Then I suppose there's no need for me to keep an eye on you after all...

Lady Kana

Indeed. Then I suppose there's no need for me to keep an eye on you after all...

Lady Kana

Well you should care. Taking in desperate slaves means less bandits, less beggars and less starved-to-death corpses to walk upon in the outlands. It also means more goods for you to have the luxury of buying.

Lady Kana

Mmmhaha! Delightful... Then why are you here wasting my time?

Lady Kana

Guards! I'm under attack!

Lady Kana

How disappointing...

Lady Kana

As I thought. Your nature is that of a bowing, desperate slave. Do not argue again with a noble, unbathed one, it will be your undoing...

Lady Kana

Slaves get food and shelter, more than they would have when trying to survive by their meagre selves on the outside. I consider them most fortunate. But I suppose you want me to nurture them with words of love, correct?

Lady Kana

Mmmhahaha! You speak of them as if they're people!

Lady Kana

The unbathed one shows his claws! But why the anger? Slaves get food, water, shelter... more than they would ever have surviving by their meagre selves on the outside. They are most fortunate. But you want them kicked out, stray in the outlands, left to fend for themselves?

Lady Kana

Talk to me more about my slaves and your little opinions... I can only assume you're one of these... backward anti-slaver types, is that correct?

Lady Kana

Oh, no. I'm not finished with you yet, unbathed one. Talk to me more about my slaves and your little opinions... I can only assume you're one of these... backward anti-slaver types, is that correct?

Lady Kana

Now, if that's everything, we're done here.

Lady Kana

I know. You're welcome, outlander.

Lady Kana

Perhaps learn to keep your mouth shut in future.

Lady Kana

Then leave, I've no interest in such dull company.

Lady Kana

Leave me. I'm done with you now.

Lady Kana

You'd make a terrible slavemaster, unbathed one. 'Respect' doesn't get ore mined or soil toiled.

Lady Kana

Hilarious, unbathed one. Some of us are born for greatness, some of us born only for the dirt. But those born for the dirt serve a highly useful purporse in this land. Anyway, I must make sure to have my guards keep tabs on an unhinged one like yourself.

Lady Kana

Try smiling, slave!

Why so glum, slave? / Wipe that depressing pout off your face, slave!

Lady Kana

Work for the Empire or rot in the outlands. You slaves have got it made.

Free food, free security and free bed. You slaves have got it made.

Lady Kana

Ever heard of a bath?

You have the most slappable face, you know that? / Here for the slave life? You certainly look the part. / Why must all of my visitors be so ugly? / With that face, perhaps you should wear a mask in public.

Lady Kana

Free board, free shelter, what more could you ask for? Mmmhaha...

Lady Kana

You're welcome, mmhaha...

Ingrates.

Lady Kana

Oh! Aren't you the one who took care of Tinfist?

Lady Kana

How charming!

Lady Kana

Well, have a little drinky on me won't you, wolfie?

Lady Kana

How about joining my personal guard, hmm, /YOURNAME/?

Lady Kana

On second thought... I simply couldn't abide that dreadful stench.