UC Weapon Trader

UC Weapon Trader

HEY!

STOP THAT! / oi! / Get away from there!

UC Weapon Trader

Oh no! They're coming for me!

No! NOOOOOOOO! / Oh shit oh shit / ShitShitShitShitShit! / N- no! They're coming for me! / Th- they're coming... No.. No... Noooo! / Th- they're coming for me! They're coming for me!!! / Help! Help! / Help! Somebody help! / No! I have to get out of here! Nooooo! / hell! Help! Help!!!

UC Weapon Trader

hell! No! Leave me alone!

NO! NOOOO! / NO! Go away! Leave me alone! / No! Stay away from me! Noooo!

UC Weapon Trader

aaah!

ARG!

UC Weapon Trader

No! Not me! Please!

No! Go pick on someone else! Go away! / Th- they're coming for me! No, not me!

UC Weapon Trader

Okran save me!

God save me! / Okran have mercy on me!

UC Weapon Trader

They're coming for me! Nooooo!

Help! Somebody help me! / Help me! Help!!!! / Please, nooooo!

UC Weapon Trader

Nooooo!

Pleeeease! / Help! Help! / Go away! / Leave me alone! / Noooo! / hell! Noooo!

UC Weapon Trader

Let's patch you up

Don't worry. I can remedy this. / Should I mend that for you? / Trust me. I've healed worse wounds. / You're going to be fine. / Sorry if this stings. / Leave this to me. / This might hurt a little.

UC Weapon Trader

Hold still.

Stop squirming. / Shut up for a minute. / This'll hurt. / Don't scream in my ear while I fix you. / Great. Here go my supplies. / Great. Here go my supplies. / Draining my kits, you know that?

UC Weapon Trader

I'll patch you up.

Clean. Pressure. Bandage. / Bite down on the pain. Leave the wounds with me. / Sit tight while I tend to this. / Let me take a look. / Should be able to handle this. / I'll mend what I can. / Doc's on it / Leave it to the doc / Doc's on the case

UC Weapon Trader

Rrrgh!

Nnngh!

UC Weapon Trader

Thanks

I'm fine. Flesh wound. / Won't forget this. / Easy now. / Guess I owe you. Thanks / Next time, I'll watch your back. / I'll make good on this. / Glad we're on the same side.

UC Weapon Trader

aaah, goddammit!

Wait, don't touch tha- ARG!!! / No, no- Nnngh! / Agh! That hurts. / Not so hard.

UC Weapon Trader

hell!

aaah! Careful where you stick those fingers, chumbo! / Rrrrgh! what, quit pokin' it around / Easy now. / ARG! That hurt! / Agh! / That hurts! / You have fat fingers, don't you. / You ever actually done this before?

UC Weapon Trader

Not as bad as it looks.

I've suffered worse. / Doesn't hurt much. / Sure it'll heal on its own eventually.

UC Weapon Trader

The pain! Okran have mercy...

Lord, make this pain go away... / Okran have mercy, I can't take this pain... / Lord, help me...

UC Weapon Trader

...I'm not gonna make it, am I

ARG it hurts so bad!

UC Weapon Trader

My leg... Is it broken?

Fuck, my leg... I can't look / My leg feels funny, WHY DOES MY LEG FEEL FUNNY?! Does it look bad?

UC Weapon Trader

My arm... is it gonna be okay?

Fuck, my arm hurts! / I can't move my arm!

UC Weapon Trader

My head don't feel so good

My head is killing me!

UC Weapon Trader

Ughh.

Agh. / Mmmph. / Urgh. / Eurrk. / Unnff.

UC Weapon Trader

I won't back down!

That was nothing! / Until my last breath! / Come at me! / Dare you to try that again! / No more holding back. / Let me show you what a killing looks like. / I was born for this! / I won't give up! / Let's do this.

UC Weapon Trader

I'm getting out of here!

I'll die if I don't run! / Get away from me! / What am I still doing here?! / Fuck this! / Don't need this shit! / The only win is staying alive! / Fine! You win! / Screw this! / I'm getting out of here! / That's it! I'm outta here!

UC Weapon Trader

No. I can still stand.

Have to fight on. / Not yet. / Can't run from this. / I'm stronger than this. / One. More. Time. / Time to give some back. / Blood for blood.

UC Weapon Trader

Ugh...

Agh... / Mmmph... / Eurrh... / Unnff... / Urgh...

UC Weapon Trader

I'm a mess.

Well. My luck hasn't changed. / If only I stayed home today. / Alive to see another day... / At least I'm alive... / Alive and kicking... / I survived...

UC Weapon Trader

Could've gone a lot worse.

Survived that, at least. / Managed to pull through. / Skin of my teeth. / You only lose when you die. / Hah! I'm all right. / Looks like my luck's changed!

UC Weapon Trader

I'll get them for this.

They'll regret not killing me. / Better watch myself. / Won't let that happen again. / What doesn't kill you... / They'll bleed for this. / Looks like I made it...

UC Weapon Trader

Shouldn't have underestimated me.

The harder they fall... / The hell was that? You asleep? / Oooph. Bad day? / Oh, I'm sorry. Were you holding back? / Did you think I'd just lie down?

UC Weapon Trader

Everybody dies.

One of us had to fall. / You should've run. / Relax. Enjoy death. / Waste of time. / A stain. That's all you are now. / Strength isn't everything...

UC Weapon Trader

Take that!

Serves you right. / And stay down. / Hah! Over already?

UC Weapon Trader

You done?

Stand up. Come on. Stand up! / Worthless. / Down you go! / Eat dirt! / Rot in the dirt!

UC Weapon Trader

ha haha ha!

Bleed for me! / Bleed for me! Bleeeeeed! / Blood, sweet blood!

UC Weapon Trader

Whew...

Phew... / ... And breathe... / ... Serves you right...

UC Weapon Trader

Take that!

Eat dirt! / Down you go! / ARG! / Rot in the dirt! / Bleed! / Die!

UC Weapon Trader

Be off with you!

Shop's closing! / Time to get out! / It's closing time! / C'mon, closing time. / I really want to go to bed.

UC Weapon Trader

Please come back tomorrow!

Thank you for your custom. / Goodbye! / Thanks for visiting!

UC Weapon Trader

The shop is closing now.

Thankyou come again! / Shop's closing, thanks for your custom! / Please make your way out, shop's closing up now. / Shutting up shop, please come back tomorrow! / Shop's closing. Thankyou for your custom. / Closing time. Thanks for visiting! / Closing time. Thank you, come again!

UC Weapon Trader

Closing time, thank you, come again...

Shop's closing up, come again tomorrow... / Closing up now, open as usual tomorrow... / Locking up now, it's closing time... / Okay, make your way out now, it's closing time...

UC Weapon Trader

C'mon, you can come back in the morning...

You can carry on shopping in the morning... / We'll be open again first thing in the morning... / You can come back again tomorrow... / If you want to buy something, come back tomorrow... / ... / Please leave, the shop is closing.

UC Weapon Trader

Thank you for your custom, yada yada, you get the idea.

Thank you for shopping with us, blah blah blah... / You can come chuck the rest of your Cats at me in the morning. / But don't go to our competitor. Their stuff's shoddy. Make sure to come back here.

UC Weapon Trader

I need my beauty sleep, it's time for bed. Go.

Gotta close up so... / C'mon, closing time. / I've got business to attend to, you need to leave. / I'm tired, I need to go to bed. Please leave. / Wrap it up and make your way out please. / Finish up and leave please.

UC Weapon Trader

...

UC Weapon Trader

Open as usual tomorrow...

We'll be open as usual in the morning... / ... / Uh... yeah... / *ahem* / It's been a long day, don't make me have to stay open longer...

UC Weapon Trader

Got places to be, chop chop, leave.

Alright, c'mon, move along, hurry it up. / Hurry it up now, I'm tired. / C'mon, hurry it up, move it. / Move move move! / C'mon, scoot!

UC Weapon Trader

Please leave now.

Please get out. / Please go. / ... / C'mon! / I've asked you enough times now! Please go. / How many times are you going to make me ask? Please leave.

UC Weapon Trader

Be off with you!

Shop's closing! / Time to get out! / I said scram! / You deaf? I said hit the road! / You slow or something? I said get lost! / Clear off already!

UC Weapon Trader

Are you even listening to me? You need to leave!

Why aren't you listening to me? I can't serve you, leave! / Are you just going to keep ignoring me? You need to go! / You need to go! Don't make this ugly for us all. / I don't want any trouble. Please just leave. / You can't buy anything, we're closed. Why are you still hanging around? / Why are you still loitering around? We're closed!

UC Weapon Trader

... You're sneaking around now? I'm looking right at you!

Why are you sneaking about? I can see you, idiot! / What are you even doing? Why are you walking around like that?

UC Weapon Trader

Get out already, will you! I need to lock up!

Scram already, will ya?! I wanna lock up! / Hello?! Get out! / Hello, anybody home?! Get out, I'm closing! / We're closed! Leave!

UC Weapon Trader

And why the hell are you walking like that? You look like a dork!

And why in the world are you walking like that? You look like an idiot! / And why the hell are you sneaking around like that? Moron!

UC Weapon Trader

Why.. why are you just standing there? Why aren't you leaving?

... / What are you doing there? You're not even doing anything! / Why are you just standing there like that?

UC Weapon Trader

...

UC Weapon Trader

Just leave already. Stop clowning around.

Just leave.. please just leave... / You're not fooling anyone. Stop wasting everyone's time and get out. / Hit the road already, timewaster!

UC Weapon Trader

Ugh!

Rgh! / Ngh! / Grr!

UC Weapon Trader

You must be havin' a laugh! I've got things to do, you know!

C'mon! I've got stuff to do! / I've got things to take care of, you know. Hurry up and leave! / I do have a life you know, I've got things to do! Go!

UC Weapon Trader

Oh I just LOVE waiting for ARROGANT customers to finish swaggering out of my shop!

Oh goodie! I love nothing more than waiting around for ignorant customers to dawdle out of my shop! / Oh lucky me! I get to wait for my customer to mooch around my shop after hours! Yay!

UC Weapon Trader

Hoy, what a clown...

I'm surrounded by nitwits... / What a jerk...

UC Weapon Trader

You're creeping me out dammit!

You're wierding me out! / This is just getting wierd now... / Now I'm just starting to think you're a creep... / What do you want from me?

Bystander

*sigh*

Tch... late night shoppers... / *sniff* / ... / Tch... / You need to leave.

UC Weapon Trader

I'm still waiting...

Oh sure, I'll just wait here ALL night for you... / Take your time why don't you. Make yourself at home why don't you. / Suuuure, make yourself comfortable, eh. It's not like I have to SLEEP or anything. / Keeping us open and I bet you ain't even buying anything. Timewasters!

UC Weapon Trader

*sigh* I hate my life.

UC Weapon Trader

Nnngh!

Auuugh! / Rrrrrgh!

UC Weapon Trader

Take your time! Please!

Go ahead, take all the time in the world! / Go ahead, stay the night, why don't you?!

UC Weapon Trader

Can you believe this one? Talk about outstaying your welcome...

UC Weapon Trader

... Why aren't they leaving? Is there something wrong with them?

UC Weapon Trader

C'mon, c'mon!

Move, move! / Hurry up, hurry up! / GET OUT!

Bystander

Like what?

UC Weapon Trader

The whole world revolves around you, customer!

You're the most IMPORTANT person in the world, dear customer! / You're the only thing that matters to me, customer!

Bystander

Need a hand?

Need some help? / Maybe I can help? / he's not even saying anything? Kinda rude... / Well this is a first...

Bystander

... Want me to kill him for you?

UC Weapon Trader

What the...

Uhhh...

Bystander

Probably had their brains eaten by cannibals or somethin'. I hear of these things.

I'll bet he had his brains fried by rogue skeletons. These things happen all the time, you know.

UC Weapon Trader

Finally!

he's gone! Quick, lock him out! Wierdo! / Quick, lock the door before they come back! / Geez, I though he'd never leave! / And don't come back! Freak! / Bed time! Quick, close them out! / What was that all about...

UC Weapon Trader

You know... important things. Business stuff, brains stuff...

Business stuff! And it's none of YOUR concern! / Like loads of improtant stuff! You know, business things...

UC Weapon Trader

I have no life, I live to serve your lordship apparently...

No, I have no life outside this shop. I'm just a shopkeeper pawn anyway... / I live to serve you...

UC Weapon Trader

What're they doing there... just stood there like that...

Look at him... just standing there...

UC Weapon Trader

Oh! he moved!

Wait! Are they leaving? / Wait, I think he's leaving! / Hold on... he's moving!

UC Weapon Trader

Try explaining that to the town guards... no thank you!

You can't just go around killing customers! / Oh don't be so dramatic! Always with the killing and the stabbing... / Seems a bit excessive... And besides, I just had my floors cleaned last week...

Bystander

Did he just start sneaking? Like we can't see him?

Did he really just start sneaking? / ... Why is he walking like that?

UC Weapon Trader

... How are we gonna get rid of him..?

What a creep.. What do we do? he won't leave...

UC Weapon Trader

Can't you do something, guard? Get your sword out, show him the door!

Guard! Do something, he won't go away! Rough him up a bit, get rid of him! / Why aren't you doing anything, guard? Chuck him out, make him bleed a bit! / What the hell am I paying YOU for, guard? Or is that sword just for show, eh? Throw him out already!

Bystander

Oh? Picking your nose and spying on the neighbour counts as business stuff?

Is that right? Getting drunk and harrassing people from the roof counts as business stuff? / Really? Never would have thought sulking and throwing rum bottles at your employees would count as business stuff...

UC Weapon Trader

Unbelievable...

What a jerk... / What an asshat... / What a jackass... / What a tool... / What an ass... / The nerve...

Bystander

Must be one hell of a day dream...

Looks like he's a few grains short of a bread loaf... / This one ain't right, looks dumber than a bag of rocks... / Like trying to talk to a brick wall... / Looks a few whiskers short of a garru... / Looks about as sharp as a mashed cactus, this one... / Looks about as sharp as a bag of wet rats, this one...

UC Weapon Trader

Geez, what's wrong with this one? Talk about rude...

this one needs to learn some goddamn manners... / Can you believe the nerve of this one? / Geez, this one's so rude!

UC Weapon Trader

... he's just standing there... look at him...

Look at him! Just standing there... it's creepy.

UC Weapon Trader

I'm sure he'll leave soon...

UC Weapon Trader

...

*face palm*

Bystander

Could just try and nudge 'em out the door I guess...

Poke 'em out the door?

Bystander

I don't think that would be wise. Give him a few more minutes.

Let's not be hasty. Be patient, he'll leave eventually. / Patience. Give him a chance. / That wouldn't be a good idea. Just wait it out a while.

UC Weapon Trader

Don't get lippy with me, guard! You know nothing!

Don't be a smart ass, guard! Unless you wanna get fired! / Careful how you talk to your boss, guard! / Watch your tongue, guard!

Bystander

*cough*

*sniff* / Heh.

UC Weapon Trader

Think he had a meltdown or something? Is he okay?

he seemed normal a few minutes ago. Think he's alright? / Maybe he had a breakdown? / Maybe a heat stroke fried his brains or something? / I think something's wrong with 'em, you know...

Bystander

Gonna land himself in trouble rubbin' people up the wrong way like that...

Uhuh... / Foreigners... / When are they gonna leave already?

Bystander

... Well, if I ain't killin' him I expect overtime.

Bystander

... So how are we gonna get rid of him?

Bystander

This one really is dumber than a bag of rocks...

This one's about as sharp as a mashed cactus... / Looks about as sharp as a bag of wet rats, this one... / About as smart as a bag of rocks... / About as smart as a stick, you are, eh? / .... I have no words. / ...

UC Weapon Trader

I dunno... look at those swords. Last thing I need is half the town piling in here for a brawl.

UC Weapon Trader

I guess that's an idea...

UC Weapon Trader

Urgh!

Ugggh! / Nnnngh! / Auuugh! / Nyaaaah! / Tch! Ugh! / Hnnnngh!

Bystander

...

Heh.

UC Weapon Trader

What? You got a problem?

UC Weapon Trader

HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE... YOU... OKAY... ? / DO YOU NEED HELP? / BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP... / Hey guy, blink twice if you're still sane...

UC Weapon Trader

Just leave the door open and maybe they'll go eventually. Works with flies.

Okay, leave the door open and we'll both give him a good staring down. he'll get the message eventually. / *sigh* Maybe he'll just find his way out eventually... / Just don't leave me alone with him. Got some real menacing eyes on him...

UC Weapon Trader

Ugh, all you care about is overtime! You've got a bad attitude, you know that?

UC Weapon Trader

I'm thinking.

UC Weapon Trader

Let's just watch and see how this pans out...

Well this just got entertaining. What a funny guy... / Just give him space. The guy's obviously got a screw loose...

Bystander

FIRE! FIIIIIIRE!

Bystander

Well, he'll leave eventually. Although it wouldn't hurt to chuck a rag over his face...

Bystander

Unless you want your shop messed up. It's up to you.

Remember last time? You said 'Nggh! Don't mess up my shop again!'. But, hey, it's your choice. / I'm warning you. It will get real messy in here.

UC Weapon Trader

And YOU! Would you get out already, customer!?

Bystander

Nope.

Bystander

Poke him.

Try giving him a poke. / Give him a little nudge. See what happens. / Maybe try prodding him.

Bystander

...

Bystander

I do have a life, you know. Guarding this shithole pays the bills. That's it.

UC Weapon Trader

Okay, if he doesn't leave soon, break his legs.

UC Weapon Trader

What!? Where?!

UC Weapon Trader

Auuuugh! Fine!

Uuuuuurgh! FINE! / Nnnngh! Whatever then! / Fine! But you're not getting any overtime out of me!

UC Weapon Trader

Hoy... I give up! I need a drink...

It's like talking to a goddamn rock! I give up!

UC Weapon Trader

Then keep quiet!

Then I don't wanna hear a peep outta you!

UC Weapon Trader

No way, what if they flip out on me? I'll just chuck a rock at him...

The guy could be a psycho, I'm not gonna poke him... I'll chuck something at him instead...

UC Weapon Trader

Then quit if you hate it so much! I'm fed up of your negativity and violence!

Bystander

It will be my pleasure.

Bystander

I was trying to trick 'em into leaving.

Reply

*thump*

*thud* / *thwack* / *whack* / *whop*

Bystander

... And I'M fed up with your bad body odour. Do you even shower?...

... And I'M fed up of your squeaky goddamn nose... / ... And I'M fed up of seeing your piggy face everyday... / And I'M fed up of having to peel your hungover butt off the floor every morning... / And I'M fed up of being kept awake by your pathetic sobbing every night... / And I'M fed up of your nasty cooking, I'd be better off eating a bag of rocks for lunch... / And I'M fed up of your spineless whineing 'ohhh don't murder the customers, it's wrong, wahhh'...

UC Weapon Trader

...

UC Weapon Trader

Well that was a dumb idea.

Bystander

I vote we stop chucking rocks at the creepy guy.

How about we don't chuck any more rocks at the demented customer, eh?

UC Weapon Trader

That was a low blow! You lookin' to get fired?! Huh?!

Bystander

Can I do it now?

Bystander

...

UC Weapon Trader

Geez, this is wierd, ain't it? Never seen anything quite like it...

Well, I'm stumped. / Well, I'm all out of ideas.

UC Weapon Trader

Damn you, customer! Look what you've done now!

Look what you've started now, customer! This is all your fault!

UC Weapon Trader

... Er...

UC Weapon Trader

...

UC Weapon Trader

Would you get out already!? You're making us all cranky!

Bystander

he's not leaving. I'll just snap 'em with something blunt.

UC Weapon Trader

... I wanna go to bed...

Bystander

... Want me to kill him yet?

UC Weapon Trader

...

UC Weapon Trader

Oh for cryin' out loud! NO!

Bystander

I won't make a mess.

Bystander

... Got any better ideas?

UC Weapon Trader

... Just... hang on...

UC Weapon Trader

...

Bystander

Look at that smug idiot, he's askin' for it. I'm going in...

UC Weapon Trader

No.

UC Weapon Trader

Wait, stop!

Bystander

... Then you can just pay me the overtime instead.

Bystander

I knew it! You didn't mean it! You liar! Why can't you just let me have my fun?

UC Weapon Trader

*sigh*

UC Weapon Trader

I was just trying to scare him a bit. he doesn't deserve to have his legs broken, geez...

Bystander

Being nice isn't how you survive in this world. You gotta break some legs.

UC Weapon Trader

People like you are dogs, dogs that need chaining. Calm yourself.

Bystander

Well, I'm out. You can handle it yourself. Wait here all night for all I care.

UC Weapon Trader

Fine! he'll leave... eventually.

UC Weapon Trader

Back again, thief!

It's that damn thief again! / Damn thief, hit the fucking road! / Get lost, thief! / You're not welcome here, thief! / Think I'm stupid? Get out, thief! / You, thief! Get out! / I never forget a thief! Leave!

UC Weapon Trader

Welcome!

Hello! / Welcome! Come and browse! / Welcome customer! / Welcome new customer! / Welcome! Have a browse! / Come in, have a browse! / Take a look around, customer! / hi, customer! / Welcome, customer, what can I do for you? / Welcome, take a look around...

UC Weapon Trader

Welcome back!

Good to see you again! / My favorite customer!

UC Weapon Trader

Welcome, friend.

Looking for something? / Come in. Have a browse. / Take a look around. / Ah, a new buyer. Welcome.

UC Weapon Trader

Welcome back.

Good to see you again. / Well, well. My favorite customer! / Back for more goods? / Did you forget to buy something?

UC Weapon Trader

Ow, my head.

Euuurrrrrhhh.

UC Weapon Trader

Quick. Look for a way out.

Are you waiting for invitations? Do something! / We could die here. / Don't just stand around! / Break the cage. Free the birds. / Hurry! / Hmm... over there...?

UC Weapon Trader

Fucking cannibals. Bloody, fucking cannibals.

Know their favorite appetiser? Skin rolls. / Not the fingers. Please, not the fingers. / Hide your ears, hide your ears, hide your ears. / Don't let them see your eyes. / I will not scream. / If they take me first, don't watch.

UC Weapon Trader

Let me out, asshole!

You'll pay. Oh, you'll fucking pay. / The fuck did I ever do to you? / I am not an animal! / Bastards, the lot of you. / When they find me, you'll regret all of this. / Free me, and maybe I won't kill you.

UC Weapon Trader

Let me go. I'm begging you.

I'll do anything. Just unlock the door. / Let me find you someone else. Please! / Release me and I swear I won't say a word. / This is it, isn't it. / I'm at your mercy. / I have nothing. / Will you at least make it quick?

UC Weapon Trader

...got to get out of here...

...should've been more careful... / What? / The hell are you looking at? / ...last time I trust anyone... / ...no good deed... / ...want to go home...

UC Weapon Trader

Hey. Get me out?

Come on. Open the lock! / Help me out of here. / Psssst. / You there. Little help? / Give me a hand, would you? / Hey now, don't just leave me!

UC Weapon Trader

Laugh it up.

Get lost. / Go die in a fire. / Fuck you. / Go eat shit. / Bugger off! / Keep walking. / Watch it.

UC Weapon Trader

Thief! Thief!

Thief! / Hey! I saw that! / Thief! I saw that! / You thief! / No good thief!

UC Weapon Trader

You thieving little shit! I'll cut your hands off!

You! You'll pay for that in blood! / Stealing from me?! I don't fucking think so! / You greasy thief! You'll regret that! / goddamn thief! / goddamn thief! You won't get away with this!

UC Weapon Trader

Put that down and get out of here!

Steal from me and you'll regret it! / You'd best be paying for that. / Hey! I see what you're doing! / You! Stop that! / I'll call the law!

UC Weapon Trader

Stop that.

Thief! / Give it back. / Put that back. / oi, that's mine.

UC Weapon Trader

Skeleton! It's stealing from me!

ARG! The skeleton's stealing from me! / Thieving spawn of Narko! / Darkened thief!

UC Weapon Trader

Help!

Guards! / Guards, help!

UC Weapon Trader

Guards!

UC Weapon Trader

Good as new! Almost.

Be careful next time, all right? / Hope that wasn't too bad. / There. Feel better? / Take it easy for a while, all right?

UC Weapon Trader

I should charge people for this.

Had to shriek, didn't you. / Lucky I was around. / You're not welcome. / Don't make me do that again.

UC Weapon Trader

All done.

Done. / Best I can do. / You're welcome. / That should do it.

UC Weapon Trader

Darn raptor! Get away from those crops!

Thieving goddamn raptor! Get away from those crops! / Greedy goddamn raptor! Stay away from those crops! / Stay away from those crops, pesky goddamn raptors! / goddamn pests! Shoo! / Disgusting animal! Stay away from those crops! / Vile creature! Shoo, get away from there! / The crops! Protect the crops! / The crops! Get it away from the crops! / raptor! It's eating the crops!

UC Weapon Trader

aaah! raptors! They'll strip the crops bare!

aaah, raptor! Ew, get it out of here! / aaah, raptors! I HATE raptors! / No! raptors! They'll strip the farms bare! / No! The crops, think of the crops! / raptors! Noooo! / Nooo, raptors! They'll eat everything! / aaah! Nasty animal! Get away from there! / Urghhh! raptor! Nasty, get it away! / Eeek! raptors!

UC Weapon Trader

Greedy darn raptors!

Thieving raptor! / dirty raptors! / Pesky goddamn raptors! / Bothersome goddamn raptors! / Dammit! raptors!

UC Weapon Trader

Curse you, raptor! Get out of here!

Cursed raptors! / Horrid animal! / Pesky raptor! / goddamn pest! / raptor! / Get out of here! Shoo! / No! Get away from there, go on! Shoo! / Shoo! dirty animal! / Ah! No! / Oh no! / No, the crops!

UC Weapon Trader

raptors?!

raptors!

UC Weapon Trader

I'll make you into a goddamn stew, I swear!

I'll have your skin! / You're dead! / I'll kill you! Get away from my crops! / I'll be eating raptor tonight! Come 'ere! / I'll kill you!

UC Weapon Trader

I'll kill you! I'll kill every last one of you!

Pests! I'll exterminate you all! goddamn thieving pests! / Kill 'em! Kill 'em all! / Pests! / Curse you all!

UC Weapon Trader

The crops! Watch the crops!

Protect the crops! / It's eating the crops! / It's eating everything! No! / It's destroying my crops! Cursed animal!

UC Weapon Trader

my crops!

Protect the crops! / Kill it, or it'll eat the farms bare! / Don't let it eat the crops! / It'll destroy everything if I don't kill it!

UC Weapon Trader

my crops! my beautiful crops!

What have you done to my crops!!? / He's eating my crops! / my crops are ruined! / Stop him! He's eating my crops! He'll doom us all! / my crops! We're all doomed!

UC Weapon Trader

Kill it!

Why do you raptors torture me so? Why?!

UC Weapon Trader

*sob*

UC Weapon Trader

aaah! My feet! It burns!

aaah! Acid soil! My feet! / ARG! Bare feet on acid dirt! It hurts! / aaah! It hurts so bad! The ground... Nngh! / The ground... It's burning me! My feet...! / aaah! The ground, it's acid! / It hurts... Must be acid dirt!

UC Weapon Trader

I don't know how much longer I can go on like this! I need shoes!

I need shoes... I can't take this...

UC Weapon Trader

ARG! Acid! It hurts so bad!

ARG, the water's burning me! / I'm on fire! ARG, the water burns! / ARG, acid waters! My skin is on fire!

UC Weapon Trader

Ow! I need to get out of this rain!

aaah, this rain burns! / Ouch! The rain burns my skin! / ARG, stings! I need to get out of this rain! / aaah, the rain, it's burning holes in my skin!

UC Weapon Trader

Can't see a thing in this dust...

I can't see... / Can't see a damn thing... / Damn this dust... / To the abyss with this wind! / The eye of the storm. This should be interesting...

UC Weapon Trader

Curse this wind.

Curses to the wind. / Dust. / Curses. / On your toes. Anything may lurk in the dust. / Irksome. / Kch. / Hmph.

UC Weapon Trader

fucking dust in me eyeballs!

To hell with this fucking storm! / brilliant, a dust storm! Just what I need right now... / Blech! Breathin' in dust here... / I hate storms... / Can't see shit in this dust. / Ah, nothin' like a fistful o' dust in the ol' eyeballs...

UC Weapon Trader

ARG!

ARG!!!

UC Weapon Trader

ARG!!!

MY LEG!! / RAGHHH! / ARRRGH! / HRGGGH! / ARG!!! / NNNGH!

UC Weapon Trader

Damn it.

My leg... / That's not good... / That was my good leg! / Look what you've done now... / Not good.

UC Weapon Trader

You took my leg off!

UC Weapon Trader

ARG!

UC Weapon Trader

Clean off! fucking fuck!

what the fuck! / MY WHOLE FUCKING LEG! / ARG!! / MY LEG!!!

Reply

ha haha ha!

Fuck your leg! / That's not all I'ma take, bleeder! / ha haha, ain't so big now are we, bleeder?

Bystander

Stop screaming, it's just a leg.

UC Weapon Trader

*spit*

A leg for a leg, asshole!

UC Weapon Trader

Ohh, okay for you, metal man! Sure, I'll just grow a NEW ONE!

Bystander

You can get an upgrade, better than any flesh leg...

UC Weapon Trader

ARG!!

UC Weapon Trader

ARG!!!

MY ARM!! / RAGHHH! / ARRRGH! / HRGGGH! / ARG!!! / NNNGH!